Brian McBride to Blackburn ???

Discussion in 'Yanks Abroad' started by Doctor Stamen, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Not too bad.
     
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]


    This is pretty horrible, but not quite as bad as I remember it.
     
  3. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]


    There's a disturbing, passive, S&M vibe here. And those white things at either lower corner are his legs, so he's probably flashing his crotch; thank God the photographer kept that out of the frame.
     
  4. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]


    Kasey Keller, alone, retains his dignity and manhood. Extra "guy" points for the hard-to-miss wedding ring.
     
  5. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Two things jump out. First, the way the cut of the shirt flashes a bit of his midriff. Dude, that's only sexy on chicks. Two, the way he's straddling a hard object. Dude, that's only sexy on chicks.
     
  6. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    San Diego
    what the hell dave..do you have these bookmarked?? :confused:
     
  7. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]


    OK, there's no way to sugar coat this. He looks like he's being anally raped in a prison yard. But the look on his face makes you wonder if it's really rape. Or if he's really hoping there's a line of men back there.
     
  8. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, I right clicked on the McBride pic, went to properties, and copied the URL. Then I pasted that, and deleted the McBride specific part. Which gave me this:

    http://hifiny.com/nytimesmag_soccer/
     
  9. jri

    jri Red Card

    Sep 28, 2000
    boca
    My God, if Rome ever gets a hold off those, he may do a special on MLS.....

    Uh, have the MLS players ever heard of having sign-off approval...how embarrasing...
     
  10. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    No, that's way too blow-jobish.

    I can't believe their agents and US Soccer's publicisits signed off on this.
     
  11. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    The problem with this one is that Pablo looks like he could be giving AND taking. Very disturbing. No wonder he cut his dreads shortly after this.
     
  12. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    Man, the only thing this picture is missing is some fat Aryan Nation guy's hands on Cletus' shoulders.

    These pictures were HORRIBLE. I knew the NY Times leaned to the left, but this is ridiculous.

    I bet the players still get a lot of stick from the players who, mercifully, weren't a part of this.
     
  13. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Those pictures looks very weird like they are cropped somehow.
     
  14. Mireille

    Mireille New Member

    Nov 4, 2003
    NYC

    Preach!
    While Landon's pic is pretty bad....Cletus' pic is even worse.
     
  15. Scoey

    Scoey Member

    Oct 1, 1999
    Portland
    WTF? I click on the "last page" of this thread to see if there's any news re: McBride, and I'm confronted by these disturbing photos AGAIN? I'm pretty sure that posting these specific photos violates the terms of service. If not, it should. Just when I forget that these things exist, they're thrust into my conciousness again.

    As long as we're discussing them, I'll offer this: I find it interesting that Keller, the player with the most fame and recognition (at the time the photos were taken), has the most normal photo, while Pablo, the most obscure player at the time, has the least normal. Coincidence?
     
  16. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Real Madrid, DC United, anywhere Pulisic plays
    Aug 3, 2000
    Proxima Centauri
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please, please no more! I'm eating lunch. There is a certain, I don't know, homoerotic quality to those pictures that makes me want to barf. What in God's name were they thinking? :(
     
  17. Motterman

    Motterman Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RED CARDS for the lot of you!

    My eyes! AHHH! MY EYES!!!
     
  18. Kobranzilla

    Kobranzilla Member

    Sep 6, 2001
    NY F'in City
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BAD IDEA JEANS


    #1
    - I just renovated my entire apartment, new kitchen, new floors.....

    - Don't you rent?

    #2
    - SO I figured, when's the next time I am going ot be in Haiti?

    #3
    Now that I have children, I feel much better keeping a loaded gun in the house

    #4
    He is a recovering crack addict and needed a place to stay

    #5
    LD - I am going to do this really nifty photo shoot in the NY Times magazine right before the WC, come do it with me, we will get all kinds of recognition
     
  19. Craig P

    Craig P BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 26, 1999
    Eastern MA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kinda makes me glad I left on the option to turn all images into links. :p
     
  20. irvine

    irvine Member

    Nov 24, 1998
    S. Portland, ME
    Gawd what a bunch of adolescents you guys sound like. Sure is terrible that the New York Times wanted to make sex symbols out of American soccer players, and -- gasp! -- tried to make them look sexy to that end. Homoerotic, shmomoerotic. I don't care if I'm the only straight guy in the stadium, as long as my team wins.

    Grow up.
     
  21. Metrogo

    Metrogo Member

    Apr 6, 1999
    Washington Hghts NY
    None of us do, it's just that those photos are really that awful. This has been one of the more amusing threads on YA for a long time, maybe you need to grow up a bit.
     
  22. Brunssen

    Brunssen New Member

    Jun 3, 2000
    donovan is like newcastle's dyer with a little more versatility.
     
  23. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    You mean LD is a better "two-way" player??? :)
     
  24. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Sex symbols? Sexy?

    I have gay friends that make fun of those pictures. They're that bad.
     
  25. dabes2

    dabes2 Member

    Jun 1, 2003
    Chicago
    Well, according to Sunderland fans, Dyer shags his mother, his sister, and his brother.
     

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