PBP: LHUSOC: Columbus Crew @ Rochester Raging Rhinos

Sounds like Soccer Sam is a part timer.

 

That was the oddest video, I just saw it the other day on VH1.

I'm all about that don't stop til' you get enough, you know before he started to get all weird looking.

 

Good god. These two are complete idiots.

 

Who's down on the ground?

 

Now I get this, all this music is staight outta '99!

 

Who the hell is down!?!

 

I think these guys have been drinking.

 

Get up garey!!

 

Garey.

 

I'm fairly sure any two people in this forum could do a better job calling this game.

 

We would know if these two unemployed drunks hadn't locked themselves in the broadcast box.

 

F*ckhead, I have been listening for the last 20 minutes. They just let the game go on for five minutes before talking about it.

 

Every day I am thankful for Dwight Burgess. Even if we have to put up with ONN, at least we have Dwight to look forward to.

These guys make me thankful for Dwight.

 

Airheads 2.

Nice job claiming Ale won't play defense.

Ref's fault that Rochester gets a yellow.

 

They only had enough content ready for 90 minutes and now need to "wing it" the rest of the way.

 

It's getting all Eddie "who pay me" Johnson out there.

 

Kenton? Is that Darren Kenton?

Wondered where that tit had gone.

 

If we advance, I will drive to Wilmington with a Mr. Microphone.

 

They just said "this is getting sloppy". I think they were referring to their own announcing.

 

I love the second-guessing by the ex-coach on the use of substitutions.

 

...particularly after claiming injuring Crew players is a 'strategy'.

 

threatening me with red cards in the Corporate Cup and now this?! haha what have you turned into...