Landyballs

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Rahbiefowlah, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. Rahbiefowlah

    Rahbiefowlah Member+

    Oct 22, 2001
    Las Vegas
    I just saw him run by my house and cross an empty coke can to a squirrel despite an empty recycling bin.
     
  2. FASTEDDIE

    FASTEDDIE Member

    Jun 16, 2005
    Thornton
    Crazy he just ran by my house and when he stopped to tie his shoe, he took out the trash, did the dishes, mopped the floor and then did a spin move to feed the cat while side volleying an empty bottle off the wall into the recycle bin.
     
  3. FASTEDDIE

    FASTEDDIE Member

    Jun 16, 2005
    Thornton
    Dude we just beat spain!
     
  4. jamtime

    jamtime Member

    Jan 14, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Omg, best thread. Perfect timing
     
  5. sljohn

    sljohn Member

    Apr 28, 2001
    Out of town
    @#$#, there's no [R] in the thread name and you just spoiled it for me!
     
  6. JohhnyCaps

    JohhnyCaps Member

    Jul 20, 2007
    NY
    Club:
    Sunderland AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just threw a ricochet biscuit against the wall, fully-knowing that if it didn't bounce back, I'd go hungry...

    It hit the wall... and on bounceback, Donovan came flying in out of nowhere and chest-trapped the biscuit... and then drilled it in mid-air...

    It blew-up into a million pieces that showered me in a cloud of crumbs...

    Donovan said "Benny taught me that one... You go hungry!"

    Then he ran through the brick wall leaving a trail of fire behind him...
     
  7. ghazi

    ghazi Member

    Feb 27, 2004
    Chicago
    he just went into my bedroom and made love to my gorgeous wife. . .and i'm not even married!
     
  8. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I really think you guys are exaggerating Donovan's workfffffffffggmf yf6-]0e d1q

    I RULE!!!!!!

    Sorry, that was just Landon tackling the keyboard from me, typing "I Rule" and running off.
     
  9. 2-0 Baby

    2-0 Baby New Member

    Jun 9, 2004
    CO
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
  10. Rahbiefowlah

    Rahbiefowlah Member+

    Oct 22, 2001
    Las Vegas
    Then he climed my avocado tree and trimmed all the dead branches. I offered him a ladder and a sam adams but...

    ...he said he'd graduated to wine and although he climbed the tree by hand and foot and had started the chore "without doing himself any favors" he'd rather just keep plucking.
     
  11. goldy21

    goldy21 Member

    Apr 10, 2007
    Why are you on the Internet, much less BS, much less in the USA forum, before you've seen the game? I hope you were joking.
     
  12. jamtime

    jamtime Member

    Jan 14, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He was just on Sportscenter. Man, this guy is all over the place.
     
  13. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah for the first part he was in the studio with them in Bristol, when they came back after the commercial he was on remote from his hiking trip in the Himalayas.
     
  14. Scotty

    Scotty Member+

    Dec 15, 1999
    Toscana
    Landy the Lion-Hearted
     
  15. Yougottawanna

    Yougottawanna Member

    Dec 15, 2008
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Donovan just beat that steam drill down and is still alive with the hammer in his hand.

    Donovan was at Gallipoli, did you know? And someone asked him "what are your legs?" and he said "steel springs." And then he asked him "how fast can you run?" and Donovan said "as fast as a leopard." And then he asked him "how fast are you gonna run?" and Donovan said "as fast a leopard." And the guy said "so let's see you do it!" And then Donovan ran through a hail of machine gun fire and bicycle-kicked the Ottomans into the sun.
     
  16. American Arsenal

    Jun 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World guy just visited Donovan to tell him, he's his idol.

    In response, Donovan nutmegged him, and told him 'screw Mexico'.
     
  17. ghazi

    ghazi Member

    Feb 27, 2004
    Chicago
    LMFAO. You got me rollin', dude. Hilarious! :D
     

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