Throwing Beer

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  1. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I think I'm friends/friendly with more co-members than most, so yes I do know. ;)

    As I posted before, I know what I have to do next time. No worries.


    To pull this thread back on topic - clearly, throwing beer is one thing. Throwing the beer and the cup is a whole other and fairly sucks if experienced on a regular basis. Couple of years ago, during I believe one of those afternoon hotter than hell games, Alex got hit in the eye by a half-full beer cup right in front of me. Not cool.
     
  2. dcchelseafc

    dcchelseafc Moderator
    Staff Member

    DC United
    Sep 2, 2005
    Naptown
    Club:
    DC United
    well glad I missed this match with all this bitching....
    this year has sucked if I can put it bluntly to everyone from a barra family perspective.
    I love the additions we have had over the years, but there has never been THIS much drama for THIS long. yeaha bitch here and there, but not consistently EVERYFREAKIGN WEEK!.
    i love you guys as family members and all, but WTF has happened to the longstanding mentality that we ARE family? (yes the newbies dont know yet, but we cant fix that) (and yes this is like preaching to the choir but you know)

    I think we need to back off at the tailgates with bring food, and kegs and everything else. lets go old school, everyone does stuff just like the good ol days when everyone got to know everyone.

    the barra is not ment for bitch fests like its been....

    on the other hand, I do love you guys :)
     
  3. Nick_78

    Nick_78 New Member

    May 9, 2004
    VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Sorry I'm so late in answering you on this one. In my personal opinion, which in another of my personal opinions is the only personal opinion that matters, both of those things are annoying as hell and make me want to throw a glass of beer in someone's face. Or just the beer glass, either way.


    Now seriously, is this all we have to bitch about? I've stood in the Barra for what, six years now and I can count on one hand the number of times I've really been soaked with beer. You know what I can't count? The number of times a hot chick has flashed her titties in 135 and screamed at me to motorboat that shit. You know why I can't count it? Because it hasn't ********ing happened! Where are our ********ing priorities people? Do I need to start a separate thread for us to bitch about the things that really matter?
     
  4. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    So THAT'S why some random chick came up behind me on Saturday, flashed me, and screamed at me to motorboat that shit.

    Huh.
     
  5. scruggs45

    scruggs45 Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    kp, va
    this thread is rick
     
  6. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    yeah but is it motorboat?



    why am i laughing my ass off despite not knowing what the ******** "motorboat that shit" is?
     
  7. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I'm going to Walmart :rolleyes:
     
  8. pkhooligan

    pkhooligan Member

    Mar 30, 2006
    Dead. City.
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Motorboating

    The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
     
  9. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i didn't know you could get that at walmart.
     
  10. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    you can but usually the women who work there have their breasts down around their ankles. It's more of a rototilling than a motorboating.
     
  11. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, Chuck Norris is way too powerful for me to emulate. After all, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
     
  12. La Barra Blonde

    Oct 21, 2007
    Section 135
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chuck Norris doesn't throw beer. He intimidates beer until it throws itself and takes the cup along with it.
     
  13. Begbie

    Begbie New Member

    Mar 10, 2001
    La Barra Brava
    This thread gives me a headache--- we need a nurse, lots of aspirin, a blanket and apparently our mommies in the current sections.
    How about we all jump, sing, beat drums and incite mayhem on opposing teams and its fans, not on each other.
    These ties are screwing up people's brains. :D


    RICK, RICKY, Rickers
     
  14. dcchelseafc

    dcchelseafc Moderator
    Staff Member

    DC United
    Sep 2, 2005
    Naptown
    Club:
    DC United
    as said by Jon Jajoie:
    I have really good sex moves.....that I learned in China.
     
  15. inca15

    inca15 New Member

    Oct 12, 2006
    barra brava
    i got one of those in the gentlema's club in blt for $2 tip!!!lol
     
  16. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    really? you didn't strike me as someone with big tits but sometimes you can't tell what's under the shirt. :D
     
  17. Pops United

    Pops United New Member

    Sep 3, 2007
    Section 137
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Glad to see this thread is getting back on track.
     
  18. Unitard Fan

    Unitard Fan New Member

    Jun 30, 2008
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So it's settled: Don't throw beer at somebody when they're motorboating some plump titties

    if it happens to me, it'll be hell-week all wrapped up in one day for anybody near me
     
  19. HomeatHighbury

    Mar 25, 2006
    Bethesda, MD
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    I was next to Chris at the end, and yeah, it was annoying as shit.
     
  20. Nick_78

    Nick_78 New Member

    May 9, 2004
    VA
    Club:
    DC United
    You know what else is annoying? Seven ********ing pages of people whining like a bunch of girls with inflamed clitorises (yes, that is the proper pluralization, I'll admit, I thought it was going to be along the lines of octopi) because they got some ********ing beer on their shirt.

    There is some annoying ass shit that goes on in those sections. Shitwits tossing beer is the least annoying.

    Unless they really are hucking these mythical glasses of beer at your face. I can see where that could get fairly obnoxious.

    Might I suggest that, from this day forward, anyone wishing to bitch about something can fill out the form below and submit it to me in triplicate. And I swear to everything that is good and holy, if you can honestly fill it out without thinking you might just sound like a **********, then I won't be use the garden hose on you.

    [​IMG]

    Keep in mind, this isn't directed at the OP, just a lot of the people who have followed.
     
  21. Frog Boy

    Frog Boy Member

    Jul 14, 2003
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Truer words have never been written. The only nipples I have seen are Nick, Rob, and Paulie's. That, my friends, is sad.

    I always bring an extra shirt because I know I will get soaked during the game. I am cool with that, we all know that Bud is not meant for drinking.
     
  22. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    Dear Sir,

    I read with interest your post bitching about bitching.

    Still, I must complain about your complaint form: is there no Spanish version?

    This, aside from everything else, is my only additional bitch.

    Oh, and global warming. But I'm pretty sure that's not caused by flying beer. Or is it? Hmmm.

    Dale O.
     
  23. scruggs45

    scruggs45 Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    kp, va
    All completed Hurt Feelings Reports can be given to the Barra Greeter in front of your section.
     
  24. blurtz23

    blurtz23 Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    S. Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread makes me cry.

    :(
     
  25. Malatestiano

    Malatestiano Member

    Apr 11, 2008
    Baltimore
    Club:
    Rimini Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I do the same and change my shirt in the parking lot. No problem with that. I think the issue here is not the beer throwing "per se" but the assholes that go over board with it (i.e. throwing bottles and cups...).
     

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