'Twas the Night Before Crewsmas

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by YiddoInAkron, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. YiddoInAkron

    YiddoInAkron Member

    Mar 1, 2008
    Akron, OH
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    This might be corny, but I don't really care.

    'Twas the night before Crewsmas
    And all through the state
    TFC fans gathered to chronically masturbate.... eh?

    The Crew fans hung all their 2-poles with care
    In hopes that a 5-0 beatdown (of epic proportions and an image of a bunch of wounded TFC puppies running back to the border with their tails between their legs due to sheer embarrassment) would soon be there.

    The Nordecke was nestled snug in their beds
    While visions of the Anschutz Trophy danced in our heads.

    The next day on the field, there arose such a clatter,
    We sprang from our seats to see what was the matter.

    When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,
    but a picture of Frankie and 10 others grinning ear to ear.


    He whistled and shouted and called them by name:
    "Come Guille and Ale and William, Manny, and Gino! And Danny and Brian and Eddie, Marshall, and Iro!"

    In front of the Nordecke for all to see,
    Was an image of of Crew beating up on hapless TFC.

    And after the victory, as they ran out of sight, They exclaimed, "Merry Crewsmas to all! And to all a good night!"
     
  2. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Gino-Iro near rhyme was my favorite. I knew there was more to you than met the eye.
     
  3. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    I have been trying to come up with a Night Before Crewmas poem for two years now and never could get it to work. Congrats, nice job.
     
  4. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    330 baby!!
     
  5. smithnwesson

    smithnwesson New Member

    Apr 8, 2007
    Columbus, OH
    I can't sleep. I've been watching Green Street Hooligans, drinking Monsters, and pumping iron for 72 hours straight in anticipation!!!!1!!!one!!

    (not really. I'm actually listening to The Cure and sipping a bottle of water with Crystal Light in it. But i am enthused about this matchup.)
     
  6. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Retsam

    Retsam Member

    Mar 12, 2007
    Berea, Kentucky
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thats a great poem. Am i the only one that read the part in ( ) really really fast in a hushed voice?

    I'm about to kill my Insomnia with meds.
     
  8. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Melatonin in the cabinet here.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  9. WTAMUCrew

    WTAMUCrew Member

    Mar 16, 2009
    Amarillo
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh this is gonna be fun. I wish I could be there for it. Nice poem at the top. I better stop with these short meaningless sentences. 2-1 Crew, Toronto smells like poo...........damn.
     
  10. junior21

    junior21 New Member

    Apr 16, 2006
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well Done and +rep
     
  11. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Christ It's one in the morning I'm drunk and can't sleep. C'mon 4:00p. I wanna be sedated.
     
  12. CelticCrew

    CelticCrew Member

    Apr 23, 2007
    f-ton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i'm not drunk but i'm wit ya! Go Crew!
     
  13. CelticCrew

    CelticCrew Member

    Apr 23, 2007
    f-ton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i got a 5 month old boxer pup tonight, merry crewsmas to me!
     
  14. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't sleep either... I'm so ready for the tailgate and then the game... we're leaving Indy at 10am with arrival estimated between 12:30 and 1pm. I don't want to go to bed, I just want to get this party rockin' already! Love Crewsmas time each year!
     
  15. OH crew IO

    OH crew IO New Member

    Oct 22, 2008
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well it's 2:51am.....I'm still holding down the fort here. God I can't wait!
     
  16. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    In honor of one of the perks from winning MLS Cup...

    Silver balls. Silver balls.
    It's Crewmas time in the city.
    See that bling? Cup winner ring!
    Soon it will be Crewmas Day.

    City sidewalks, busy sidewalks,
    Dressed in Crew black and gold.
    In the air there's a feeling of Crewmas.
    Vibrant Nordecke, with their two-sticks,
    Singing we love you Crew
    And at every home game you will see...

    Silver balls, silver balls.
    It's Crewmas time in the city.
    See that bling? Cup winner ring!
    Soon it will be Crewmas Day.
     
  17. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    MASSIVE kings of Crew-ville are
    Bearing cups they traverse afar.
    RFK, BMO, Toyota, Home Depot,
    Following championship star.

    O star of wonder, fan's delight,
    Star on yellow jersey bright,
    Upward leading, still proceeding,
    Start our repeat tonight.

    Born a king on Argentina's plain,
    Cups he brings to us again,
    King forever, ceasing never
    Guille will always reign.

    O star of wonder, fan's delight,
    Star on yellow jersey bright,
    Upward leading, still proceeding,
    Start our repeat tonight.

    Staunt defense to offer have I.
    Headers over McJudas are nigh.
    Bradley will be praising, my game always raising,
    Defender supreme, Marshall most high.

    O star of wonder, fan's delight,
    Star on yellow jersey bright,
    Upward leading, still proceeding,
    Start our repeat tonight.

    Work is mine: Its gritty perfume
    Breathes into opponents a gathering gloom.
    To refs complaining, wrongly they're saying,
    "Moreno went down too soon."

    O star of wonder, fan's delight,
    Star on yellow jersey bright,
    Upward leading, still proceeding,
    Start our repeat tonight.

    Glorious now behold Frankie's mad runs,
    Never a dude to shy away from fun
    Tailgate or touchline, Nordecke or gametime,
    Frankie is second to none.

    O star of wonder, fan's delight,
    Star on yellow jersey bright,
    Upward leading, still proceeding,
    Start our repeat tonight.
     
  18. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Merry Crewsmas, guys. I have the DVR fired up and ready to record. I won't be out of class in time to make kickoff. What a pisser?
     
  19. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    It's Crewmas day boyz, tippee yi yo ki ya motherf**ker.
     
  20. WTAMUCrew

    WTAMUCrew Member

    Mar 16, 2009
    Amarillo
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It would be funny as heck if Nordecke busted out the Crewsmas songs that have been posted. 4 hours 20 minutes and counting.
     
  21. Crew14

    Crew14 Member

    Apr 11, 2000
    Brunswick
    Merry Crewmas boys and girls!!! And a happy three points!!!
     

Share This Page