This might be corny, but I don't really care. 'Twas the night before Crewsmas And all through the state TFC fans gathered to chronically masturbate.... eh? The Crew fans hung all their 2-poles with care In hopes that a 5-0 beatdown (of epic proportions and an image of a bunch of wounded TFC puppies running back to the border with their tails between their legs due to sheer embarrassment) would soon be there. The Nordecke was nestled snug in their beds While visions of the Anschutz Trophy danced in our heads. The next day on the field, there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our seats to see what was the matter. When, what to our wondering eyes should appear, but a picture of Frankie and 10 others grinning ear to ear. He whistled and shouted and called them by name: "Come Guille and Ale and William, Manny, and Gino! And Danny and Brian and Eddie, Marshall, and Iro!" In front of the Nordecke for all to see, Was an image of of Crew beating up on hapless TFC. And after the victory, as they ran out of sight, They exclaimed, "Merry Crewsmas to all! And to all a good night!"
I have been trying to come up with a Night Before Crewmas poem for two years now and never could get it to work. Congrats, nice job.
I can't sleep. I've been watching Green Street Hooligans, drinking Monsters, and pumping iron for 72 hours straight in anticipation!!!!1!!!one!! (not really. I'm actually listening to The Cure and sipping a bottle of water with Crystal Light in it. But i am enthused about this matchup.)
Thats a great poem. Am i the only one that read the part in ( ) really really fast in a hushed voice? I'm about to kill my Insomnia with meds.
Oh this is gonna be fun. I wish I could be there for it. Nice poem at the top. I better stop with these short meaningless sentences. 2-1 Crew, Toronto smells like poo...........damn.
I can't sleep either... I'm so ready for the tailgate and then the game... we're leaving Indy at 10am with arrival estimated between 12:30 and 1pm. I don't want to go to bed, I just want to get this party rockin' already! Love Crewsmas time each year!
In honor of one of the perks from winning MLS Cup... Silver balls. Silver balls. It's Crewmas time in the city. See that bling? Cup winner ring! Soon it will be Crewmas Day. City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, Dressed in Crew black and gold. In the air there's a feeling of Crewmas. Vibrant Nordecke, with their two-sticks, Singing we love you Crew And at every home game you will see... Silver balls, silver balls. It's Crewmas time in the city. See that bling? Cup winner ring! Soon it will be Crewmas Day.
MASSIVE kings of Crew-ville are Bearing cups they traverse afar. RFK, BMO, Toyota, Home Depot, Following championship star. O star of wonder, fan's delight, Star on yellow jersey bright, Upward leading, still proceeding, Start our repeat tonight. Born a king on Argentina's plain, Cups he brings to us again, King forever, ceasing never Guille will always reign. O star of wonder, fan's delight, Star on yellow jersey bright, Upward leading, still proceeding, Start our repeat tonight. Staunt defense to offer have I. Headers over McJudas are nigh. Bradley will be praising, my game always raising, Defender supreme, Marshall most high. O star of wonder, fan's delight, Star on yellow jersey bright, Upward leading, still proceeding, Start our repeat tonight. Work is mine: Its gritty perfume Breathes into opponents a gathering gloom. To refs complaining, wrongly they're saying, "Moreno went down too soon." O star of wonder, fan's delight, Star on yellow jersey bright, Upward leading, still proceeding, Start our repeat tonight. Glorious now behold Frankie's mad runs, Never a dude to shy away from fun Tailgate or touchline, Nordecke or gametime, Frankie is second to none. O star of wonder, fan's delight, Star on yellow jersey bright, Upward leading, still proceeding, Start our repeat tonight.
Merry Crewsmas, guys. I have the DVR fired up and ready to record. I won't be out of class in time to make kickoff. What a pisser?
It would be funny as heck if Nordecke busted out the Crewsmas songs that have been posted. 4 hours 20 minutes and counting.