I'd let any of them smoke crack in my bed anytime. (They'd have to be on crack to want to go there. Shut up.)
am I crazy or did I hear the Inferno chanting Hoo... and the west side chanting back chies! while the dancing occured? I guess I'm crazy but that would be crazy funny(at least to the ones not dancing).
http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc360/oscarinfw/FCD_21mar09/FCD_cheerleaders.jpg I vote we keep them
You know, when I put on the jersey, there's always that trace of inadequacy that comes from knowing I don't look as good in the shirt as the players do. Know the players get to understand how that feels.
I have 2 consolations for you: 1) while you do not look as good as the FCD players in the jersey, there is still the chance that you actually play better than them 2) there is likely a rule that the players cannot date the dancers, as this is common practice for teams with cheerleaders/dancers. But there is no rule that you can't date them (although I wish you luck in actually getting a 'yes' from one of them)