Pre-match: Crew vs Toronto FC 3/28 :: pre-game/wager thread

I think we'll see:

------------Hesmer--------------
Zayner--Marshall--O'Rourke--Padula
------------Carroll---------------
Gaven-------Ekpo----------Grendi
------------Guille-----------------
------------Garey----------------

I don't think Warzycha moves around his central pairing when he has a capable back up. Grendi played well in the second half in Houston, kids a gamer. Could be either Garey or Lenhart up top; whoever has a better week in practice.

 

This same exact situation happened when I was driving through Detroit. What a dirty city (sry bradd)

 

THis must be the intensity that all your players were talking about when you spanked us 2-0 last year. I just came back from a 15hr drive to KC to watch a half filled Minor league-baseball stadium. Please dear God fill up your damn seats and prove why you shouldn't be relocated.

 

They didn't fill them up, but at least they sold them, eh.

 

Not this sh*t again.

I hear there is a give away at the gate.... The first 500 TFC fans will have the honor of building a roof on the stadium and paving the parking lot.

 

^ Hey man....all I ask is you bring it....Chirp all you want...just make its worth our while coming down to a full stadium. See yah next weekend

 

Crew looked good on Saturday night. I was bummed out when Rogers went out with an injury but he has siad that the players play well for each other an dthey stepped it up and found a way to tie. Could have had a win.

I am worried about Ekpo in the middle. He is a talented kid who has a lot of finesse with hs right foot. He belongs on a wing, preferably in front of a strong defender like Padula or Franlkie. Frankie and Rogers will be out this week so play him on the left.

 

I loved GBS' quote in the Dispatch: "With this team, its all attitude all the time"

 

Lots of TFC fans blessing our poll with delusions of their club's grandeur, I see. Why am I not surprised?

 

500? You can't park more than 40 cars on 500 TFC fans.

(TFC's comeback: That's plenty for a Crew home game!)

 

And all we ask is that you guys keep your dicks in your shorts this time.

 

They can yap now all they want to, but we know who walks when it's time to "walk the walk."

I also heard a pre-match rumor that Mo Johnston is a wanker. Can anyone confirm?

 

Confirmed Kryptonite!

 

If that's how you define it, sorta sounds like a recipe for, well, what TFC has done the past few years. There's a statistic in the box score that matters, and it aint at the bottom.

 

It's going to be a bit anti-climatic. Look at the prior two matches held here.

1) Eastern Conference Finals. Crew beats Chicago en route to a championship.
2) World Cup Qualifier, Concacaf final round. US beats Mexico in an important step to qualifying for WC 2010.

Now Toronto rolls into to town, with the fence urination army. Sorry, TFC fans, if you don't measure up.

 

Talk about making it worth our while, how about y'all bring a striker that can finish. As long as Barrett leads TFC's attack there is nothing to fear. He must be a beast in practice because he brought his habit of finding a way to ruin choice oppurtunities from Chicago. But I suppose the longer you beat your head against that wall the better for us.

 

So when Columbus moves to Vegas will they be called the PITCREW????

Just remember when we show up have (1) port o potties (2) beer (3) pepper spray
We know you will have lots of tickets!!!!

 

but will that be enough to get us polermo?????

 

I hear that the FO is placing helium tanks at all gates just to be sure that each and every TFC fan has an overinflated sense of self importance. Bonus, the high pitched voice one gets from inhaling helium will make them all sound more like Terrance and Phillip.

 

Hey, F|_|ck you buddy!

 

Judging by the voting the muppet brigade has shown up.

 

Stop it guys before they give us something to cry aboot

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What he said and he's a smart guy.

 

You're going for the Killer-G look with that lineup?

 

And when Toronto gets a real team we'll actually consider them a real MLS club.