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Forget one for urine. Is there one for shltting into? All that f ucking stadium food gives me the shlts.
The external catheter is supposed to be worn like a condom. Does it mean that one has to maintain an erection all the time in the stadium?
that's the girl magnet right there. having a little catheder that you piss in. wouldn't that eventually start to smell really bad? honestly now.
Do we really need that crap? Whatever happened to pissing in the empty beer bottles? That is why the almighty gave us two hands. One for the full bottle, and one for the empty bottle, in case you need to piss. Just don't get them confused.