a new invention to help us enjoy the beatutiful game!!

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by bostonsoccermdl, Oct 9, 2003.

  1. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
  2. Mattinho

    Mattinho Member

    Jan 27, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cause there's nothing like walking around with urine stuck to your leg.
     
  3. soccerchick584

    soccerchick584 New Member

    Jul 28, 2003
    Tennessee
    That's um... interesting. Is there a female model???
     
  4. Hazardinho

    Hazardinho Red Card

    Jul 3, 2002
    Forget one for urine.

    Is there one for shltting into?

    All that f ucking stadium food gives me the shlts.
     
  5. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    somewhere in there there is... "galpal" it is called I believe...
     
  6. truthandlife

    truthandlife Member

    Jul 28, 2003
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    I guess it would warm you up on a cold winter day.
     
  7. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    or act as a grenade for mexican fans if they get too riled up....
     
  8. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    The external catheter is supposed to be worn like a condom. Does it mean that one has to maintain an erection all the time in the stadium?
     
  9. footie guy

    footie guy New Member

    Oct 2, 2003
    London
    that's not hard at an arsenal game.
     
  10. footie guy

    footie guy New Member

    Oct 2, 2003
    London
    that's the girl magnet right there. having a little catheder that you piss in. wouldn't that eventually start to smell really bad? honestly now.
     
  11. Pokeden

    Pokeden New Member

    Jul 20, 2003
    I wouldn't want to be around when it met max capacity!
     
  12. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Do we really need that crap? Whatever happened to pissing in the empty beer bottles?

    That is why the almighty gave us two hands. One for the full bottle, and one for the empty bottle, in case you need to piss. Just don't get them confused.
     
  13. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    That's what the Mexicans do. :) Cheaper and more effective too.
     
  14. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    oh dear lord [​IMG] everyone be sure to read the FAQ and check out the sizing page
     
  15. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    or you could just pee on the ground. That's what i always do.
     
  16. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    Isn't it hard to aim, unless one drinks from one of those bottles with a wide mouth?
     

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