How is FSW doing financially? From what I understand, they're doing okay, but I imagine that they stay on the air because of their advertisers, as cheesy as some of them may be. That being said, and in support of our favorite soccer channel that brings us so much entertainment, what have you bought from the advertisers in order to keep them paying FSW? Did you buy the lava rocks for the pool set? Did you buy the erection pills? Did you call the girls at WE-ARE-18? I think it's important that we put our money where are mouths are and purchase items advertised on the air. Me? I'm going to call today and order that cool looking micro-trim razor thing that is great for beards, sideburns and that grubby stuff that grows on the back of the neck. Anyone else bought or buying anything from FSW advertisers?
I've already supported one of their advertisers. I purchased a Pool Devil for my wife's pool. The damn thing actually works, too.
As I type this, a big bowl of pasta is draining in my speical pot. I'm eating pasta to carbo-load for my marathon session of using my Star Kick in my pool, which I've cleaned with the Pool Devil. My pool is surrounded by beautiful, affordable faux rocks that I made myself. I can afford all this stuff because I have great credit, thanks to AmeriDebt. They saved my live, and my marriage, which was in shambles because I called those hot 18 year-old chicks every night. My marital troubles were so bad I started smoking, but thanks to CigaBan, I quit in three days. But not before I developed a mobility problem -- but now I have my HoverAround, so that problem's gone, too. My mobility problems affected my love life -- no energy, no stamina. But with Ener-X, I hit every single day. Hitting it every single day, with women from a collage of...nations, is entrenched in my culture now. Clearly, I'm getting my game.
Wow, sounds like you've had it rough. I think that you need to be cheered up. I'm gonna send you a tape of Jeff Foxworthy's best stuff...that ought to do the trick. "You just might be a redneck if.........
LOL! If I could have a signature, that would be it. That is the best post I have ever read on this site!
you forgot to say that the Ener-X made you rip all your pants, but you could sew them all back up thanks to your Handy-Stitch. i rarely laugh out loud at posts...well done lad...
And, I bet Scoey's back is bare because of that hair removal creme you get for free by paying $40 for shipping.