Columbus, OH (AP) -- The assault has begun. The tip of the spear is advancing towards Bridgeville, Il. Officially I am forbidden to disclose the exact location or path of the forward assault team, in which I have been embedded, but admittedly we are en route. This Four-Pack of commandos are an elite squad of highly trained football mercenaries. Their mission is to smother the the early resistance of enemy combatants. The initial strike will focus on scouring all local breweries, pubs, cantinas, watering-holes, bars, drinkeries, lounges, cabarets, roadhouses, saloons, taprooms, strip-joints and brothels in the Chicago Metro area in an attempt to douse any resistance to the arrival of the main strike force. "I'm not so keen on the directive to scout the whore-houses, etc," admitted Master Sgt. Ms. Cherie Korea, "but I will go where my team needs me!" The intrepid leader of this merry brigade of hooligans seems to be the silent stalwart type. She leads her men into battle with a soft voice and a iron fist. It took her some time to win the trust of her squad, as she is originally a native of Chicago. However, recent missions against other Axis of Evil militants have earned her the respect of her squad. "At first I didn't trust her at all," said PFC Trevor aka The Scar, "but she has really proven that she is loyal to the MASSIVE. We have never gone against the hometown of our squad leader before, so this is a real test of her dedication. Some of the boys are a little wary, but they will follow her and strike down any F!re militants they encounter." "I still think she might be a spy," admitted Specialist Mike aka "Twinkle-toes", "I'm keeping her in front of me at all times. You're not gonna print that right?" The final member of the bunch is a gregarious old-timer Sgt. named Mark-- known affectionately as "Papa Smurf." "I feel I can trust her not to betray us, but if she does I can't be held accountable for my actions," he said. Otherwise the tactical unit is upbeat and optimistic regarding their mission. While I am also unable to disclose the estimated arrival time of this forward strike force, we will be entering enemy territory with plenty of time for recon and to infiltrate the enemy's forces. The caravan trundles onward.
LOL! http://www.soccerpubs.com/boards/index.php?showtopic=30674 btw, everyone stay in or around our section. We don't need another incident caused by the other teams fans and blamed on us vis a vis Toronto.
Do you think I went overboard? Naaaaaaah..... 1.3 Gallons in each mini keg. The girly stuff is mary's. lol
lol she likes that stuff. I can drink it if it's the only thing standing between me and the cold cold reality that is sobriety but beyond that no thank you.
Lets see... We have to drop the dog off at Mary's Parents which means we will be on the road at about 4. I'll put us in Columbus at Mikes house between 8 and 9 .
Can somebody give me directions from coming off I-71 / exit 100A onto fulton street to where Keegans is? I think i have a general idea but i dont know exact. I'm not from Ohio and i'v never been in that area. I'll be driving up with a friend.
After you merge onto 70E, take the first exit (front street / high street). Turn right at the light. Keegan's is about half a block on your left. You won't miss us, promise.
Nope! We have that taken care of. Because its cider / Mikes we are emptying it in to a plastic cooler/thermos. Then we have the plastic cups we are bringing. So we are not violating any rules. I confirmed with Kev too about the mini kegs. Since they are in the soft coolers he said we would be fine.
my cousin felt bad that he didn't get his stuff in on time so he is giving us some bubbly to take when we clinch the shield. it is in a glass bottle so i was going to wrap it in foil and store it down below.
I'll have about 5-9 Supporters Scarves in my car if anyone wants to buy one before we leave for Chicago... I won't be on here for the rest of the day so just bring some money if you want one.
ok sweet so that should be plenty of celebration bubbly. do u mind if i put it in your cooler? i can bring extra foil so u can wrap yours up as well. the reason i wrap them is to protect the glass and retain the coldness.
sadly, I was up well past 3 Don't fall asleep on the bus Don't fall asleep on the bus Don't fall asleep on the bus