Mispronounciation of names by announcers mega-thread

Discussion in 'TV, Satellite & Radio' started by huhe888, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. huhe888

    huhe888 Red Card

    Oct 3, 2007
    Time to start this mega-thread in order to call out the offenders who repeatedly butcher names of players on soccer TV programming in North America, regardless of the language of broadcast.

    The format for posting:

    Name being butchered
    How the announcer mispronounced the name
    Name of announcer
    Show or match where the mispronounciation occurred

    Butchering of players' names has reached epidemic proportions.

    Many of the announcers don't realize that butchering names 1) is a sign of disrespect for the viewers and 2) show the viewers that they are too lazy to take a few seconds to learn how to pronounce a name correctly.

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    Let's see which announcer will come up with another way to butcher "Samuel Eto'o" in the next 48 hours.

    Let's see which announcer will once again butcher "Peter Vagenas" in the next 7 days.
     
  2. TarheelJTK

    TarheelJTK Member

    Dec 14, 2004
    Jersey City
    I'd love to post about the butchering of those two names but I've heard them butchered so many times that I'm not even sure how to pronounce them. With a full slate of games this weekend on GolTV and FSC this thread will expand rapidly.
     
  3. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will just add a quick note from the other thread.

    From the Fox Espanol broadcast of the Ukraine-Belarus match.

    Sheva was pronounced Cheba

    Alexander Hleb was renamed Klef.
     
  4. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    J.P.'s butchering of Borussia Mönchengladbach's right up there. He pronounces it something like Bruesha Munchin Glad Back.
     
  5. Alex_K

    Alex_K Member+

    Mar 23, 2002
    Braunschweig, Germany
    Club:
    Eintracht Braunschweig
    Nat'l Team:
    Bhutan
    If it's of any consolation - that's hardly a North American phenomenon. Seeing German announcers try to pronounce English or Spanish names has it's very own charme as well.
     
  6. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    During the World Cup '06, my personal favorite was van der Vaart. Which for some reason, always came across to my American friend (who doesn't understand German) as "Thunder Fart."
     
  7. danielmak

    danielmak Member

    Sep 26, 2004
    off the purple line
    Of course many folks on this board are quick to blast US-based announcers, but treat anyone with a British accent as a god. If you watched the France-Serbia game, you witnessed how a truly gifted Bundesliga announcer was out of his element when not calling German games: he could not identify Claude Makele, Christian Karembeu, or Lilian Thuram when the camera panned to the ex-players sitting in the stands and then proceeded to claim that he didn't know for certain because the shot was too wide (when it was a close up).
     
  8. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I honestly don't expect announcers to get the names right, but I am going to laugh when they do it!
     
  9. Bianco Celeste

    Mar 15, 2006
    The guys at FSR might not like this but perhaps incorporating some of their pronouncers in here is a good idea.

    I know those guys have a hard enough time dealing with names in upto 10 different languages so a little help is always appreciated.

    I'd like to know as well!!

    Let's start with the easy one that EVERYONE says differently:

    Peter Vagenas - last time I heard it - VYE-eh-nahs.

    Samuel Eto'o - EH-two
     
  10. cmblfc

    cmblfc Member

    Jan 6, 2005
    New Britain, CT
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's Dirk Kuyt (KOUT) not Keech, not Koyt, not anything like that.
     
  11. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Today during the Liverpool-Marseilles match the announcer referred to Benayoun as Mascherano on three different occasions, even going for about a full minute after any reasonable TV viewer could see it was Benayoun. At one point, Benayoun was running for the ball into the corner and was the only Liverpool player there. The announcer said, "Mascherano going in for the ball." Then after it was clear that Benayoun was the only guy there, "Benayoun in there as well."
     
  12. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Setanta called Metalist Kharkov (metal list) Literally the two words seperate (car-kov)

    It should be meta-least harkov


    He calls Besiktas, Bezhigtas
     
  13. huhe888

    huhe888 Red Card

    Oct 3, 2007
    Not even close.

    Eto'o is from Cameroon, which uses French to come up with phoentic translations of native/tribal names.

    Because the stress on French words is on the LAST syllable, one would use an apostrophe to indicate that the stress should on the 2nd to last syllable instead of the last syllable.

    Therefore, Samuel Eto'o is supposed to be pronounced:

    sah-moo-EL eh-TOH-oh

    Canadian announcers, a majority of whom have studied French in high school, have less of an excuse to explain why they would butcher French names the way American announcers, most of whom studied Spanish in high school, mangle up French names all the time.
     
  14. Bianco Celeste

    Mar 15, 2006
    When you hear it actually pronounced that way - let us know.

    I've NEVER heard it pronounced like that - EVER.
     
  15. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I have a friend from Cameroon and I don't remember him ever saying it that way either.
     
  16. glennaldo_sf

    glennaldo_sf Member+

    Houston Dynamo, Penang FC, Al Duhail
    United States
    Nov 25, 2004
    Doha, Qatar
    Club:
    FL Fart Vang Hedmark
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. richo

    richo Member

    Jun 1, 2007
    California
    I'm almost 100% sure that the GolTV Spanish announcers always pronounce it that way. The spelling seems self-explanatory to me.
     
  18. CRSvideo

    CRSvideo Member

    Jul 24, 1999
    New York, NY
    Major problem with this idea is that the people who complain about it the most are people who usually take the British anouncer's pronunciation as gospel, but very often the British anouncers are themselves butchering the names. For instance, Brazilian and Lyon striker Fred. His name when pronounced correctly is supposed to rhyme with "wedge", not "bed". I remember a game Max Bretos was calling and a bunch of people posted on Big Soccer complaining about his pronunciation of Ronaldinho's name because he pronounced the "d" like a "j", but the "d" is supposed to be pronounced like a "j" so Max actually had it right.

    People who complain on these threads really aren't interested in the announcers pronouncing the name correctly, they just want them pronounced like they're British.
     
  19. richo

    richo Member

    Jun 1, 2007
    California
    How correct. Brazilian and Portuguese names are consistently mispronounced. Nobody seems to know that the final o in Portuguese is pronounced like a long u. So it's not Roe-bee-nyoh, said correctly it's Roe-bee-nyoo. Portuguese is not pronounced like Spanish.
     
  20. soccerfreak9210

    Mar 19, 2007
    New Jersey
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gerrard ... Isn't the emphasis supposed to be on the Gerr part and not the ard part? My english friend gets annoyed by that lol...

    I've also heard Gilardinho ... HE'S NOT BRAZILIAN! its Gilardino... Italian is simple, pronounce everything!! ---- I think i've also heard the "g" like the sound it makes in the word glad-its supposed to be like the name giselle!!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:p:p:p
     
  21. TarheelJTK

    TarheelJTK Member

    Dec 14, 2004
    Jersey City
    The Gilardino example is one that truly bothers me. It's a straight forward Italian name yet it gets butchered all the time.
     
  22. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I watched Barca in spanish yesterday on GOLtv, granted I don't speak Spanish. But I swear I heard them saying Eto.
     
  23. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    My favourite, albeit off-topic a bit as it was PA guys rather than commentators, was when Reading had Polish (ex)international Dariusz Wdowczyk in the team. They read through the teamsheet before kick-off, and suddenly go "...number 5, Darius.........err..........wud....ow....suz....ik"

    Then again, a couple of years later we had wig-wearing Bulgarian keeper Borislav Mikhailov, and somehow he got listed in an away programme as "Mick Hayloft"
     
  24. brittkamp

    brittkamp Member

    Nov 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I realize this is not current but my favorite idiot announcer sports moment was some guy on espn just butchering Luis Figo's name. He kept doing it over and over again I mean come on Luis Figo is not a hard name. Finally, when he was done the next thing out of his mouth is Ichiro Suzuki stays hot, baseball coming up. Perfect pronounciation and inflection. I thought it was really funny and sad at the same time.
     
  25. Heartofmid

    Heartofmid Member

    Mar 20, 2005
    Acushnet
    Club:
    Heart of Midlothian FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A number of years ago we had a guy on the local radio station who pronounced Raul Diaz Arce as "Rule Dice Arse."

    I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt after listening to that.
     

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