MLS Week 26 Continuous Thread [Multiple R]

FCD makes it 1-0 after an early free kick. Ball is swung in, a couple players whiff, and it falls to Cunningham to tap in.

 

Chillax, it's only FC Dallas.

 

Let's go!

Don't fret, Chicago fans. We've had leads in many of our past few games that we've given up.

 

Supporters sound great despite only one (and a half?) blocks standing.

 

Fire sideline reporter Sarah Kustok

 

Cunningham scores early = bad for FCD. But maybe that's only against his former teams.....

 

Cooper falters, as Tetris theme plays on.

 

That was a long game of Tetris.

 

Ooh...bad offside call that time.

 

Segares, as always playing prison ball What's Fair Play?!?! He doesn't know apparently.

 

Segares shoves Guarda who hams it up.

Still, that should be a yellow.

 

Should have been, yes.

 

Stott needs to call this game both ways. If Cooper can kick the ball tackled off him and it's not a foul you can't call the same thing on Cooper against Conde.

 

Cooper GOTW Nominee

 

Stott needs to die in a fire, really.

Although that was a good foul call that led to that goal.

 

Get in there Pitchkolan!

 

Kill. Me.

 

His stock has fallen year after year. I usually see him call matches like a UFC ref.

And as I type it an Argentine has score. Fire can't afford to lose this match let alone be given a Blowout Comb at home.

 

New England will love this result if it stands.

 

******** it. Let's lose 10-0 and get Son of Sarachan the hell out of here.

 

This MVP debate is a whole lot of spitballing. It's unfathomable how anyone would think there's a indisputable front runner, but the perception of imaginary slights is a special quality of MLS fans. The whining over the 2004 most valuable player race was EPIC.

 

What a goal from the much maligned rookie Bruno Guarda. Take that haters.

 

And Stott blows for time 15 seconds early. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 

Wow, Dallas is playing like Brazil. Guarda from Cunningham looks like a GotW candidate for me.

Is it too soon for the blowout comb?

 

Brazillian