Who's the realist of the real Crew fans? Extreme 2008 Edition!

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by mateo319, Jul 11, 2008.

  1. phoeona

    phoeona New Member

    Jul 8, 2008
    Michigan
    Here, for all of you on here since this was brought to my attention....
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    A better full body pic, there you go, the winner will get a hug from me ^.^

    <3
     
  2. jericho

    jericho Member

    Jan 24, 2008
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    can I have a hug even if I don't win?
     
  3. phoeona

    phoeona New Member

    Jul 8, 2008
    Michigan
    Depends...what do I get in return???? Possibly a cookie of some sorts??
     
  4. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jericho if you say something along the lines of I'll give you something you and I are gonna have a talk. ;) :D
     
  5. jericho

    jericho Member

    Jan 24, 2008
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes. Cookies can be arranged.
     
  6. phoeona

    phoeona New Member

    Jul 8, 2008
    Michigan
    Excillent :D then a hug could be a possibility
     
  7. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    How about Brownies?
     
  8. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A beer for every hug - payable to Bradd. :D
     
  9. mateo319

    mateo319 Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After review, the number of douchebag votes is inconclusive. Jericho will not be disqualified, nor will any ballots be nullified.
     
  10. mateo319

    mateo319 Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, I think that's a much better incentive than Sirk's shiniest crown. Thank you for supporting democracy!

    Of course, you understand, said hug will need to first be processed and certified by the chief of the board of elections.
     
  11. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Timon is filled with rage over this decision.
     
  12. jericho

    jericho Member

    Jan 24, 2008
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cookie?
     
  13. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With Jericho remaining in the race, my 1 year run of managing the 2nd place candidate is in Jeopardy. With "one rung above a vegetable" out of the race and graciously pushing his delegates to my candidate, Timon "Two Rungs Up!!" the runner up position is now feasable. The way to attain it? Slander.

    This ad is brought to you by 501(3c) BS Posters Against Everything and For Nothing--Go America!

    Jericho Smack dab in the middle of the middle east. Simply Un-American

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    Do you, dear voter, want the terrorists to win?


    HardHatMike He's going to win anyway, so you might as well throw your vote away on a non-terrorist affiliated candidate who loves runner up type hugs (not that there's anything wrong with that) like Timon.

    ElectricKeeper Keepers are over-rated and earn their spots more by default than talent. They're well known psychopaths as well. Can we afford to have our runner up be a psychopath, highly likely to snap and kill the winner just so he can take over? A vote for a keeper is a death warrant for HHM and no one wants that....certainly not you, dear, dear voter.
     
  14. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Considering Jericho just jumped in votes by a massive margin I would say somethings wrong!
     
  15. mateo319

    mateo319 Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    in light of the 15 votes in less than a half hour, with no sockpuppet posts, there is clear evidence of electioneering. jericho's candidacy is placed under temporary suspension while more evidence is gathered.

    Edit: and 8 more in less than two minutes. Campaign suspended.
     
  16. jericho

    jericho Member

    Jan 24, 2008
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yah, I was noticing that too... I jumped from 40 votes 5 min ago to well above that.

    ... somethin's fishy.
     
  17. mateo319

    mateo319 Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Meanwhile, I think it's time to ask Mr. Timon how exactly he came to know of this electioneer, and whether he knows who is behind it? Perhaps another campaign should be more closely inspected?

    Edit: ElectricKeeper also appears to be pulling the sock puppets.
     
  18. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow. A lot changed during the 20 minutes it took me to piece together that last post while doing actual work. I will need to take some time to rethink the strategy for moving my candidate forward in this volatile election.
     
  19. mateo319

    mateo319 Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Electioneering is under investigation.
     
  20. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here I am out on a flightline in the war zone that is southeast Columbus (you all know its true) defending your freedom all day with my torque wrench, screwdriver, and technical manual and I get screwed out of a Mary hug by the Daytonian Devil and his Diabolical Destroyers of Democracy. Damn you all. You'll all pay! You'll rue the day you tried to screw the Hard Hat.


    Well.... Go on.... Start Ruing.....
     
  21. TonyDanza

    TonyDanza Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Smells like another Garfield County to me and we all saw how those votes affected Al Donnelly...
     
  22. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I dont want to screw a hard hat. *shudders*

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  23. jericho

    jericho Member

    Jan 24, 2008
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You say you are a "true" "real" Columbus Crew fan Senator Hard Hat?

    WHERE IS YOUR COLUMBUS CREW LAPEL PIN?
     
  24. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On my calf. Where's yours? :p
     
  25. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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