That Damn Giuseppe Franco hairloss commercial on FSC

Discussion in 'TV, Satellite & Radio' started by the shelts, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. Danilo Luvano

    Danilo Luvano New Member

    Nov 6, 2007
    DFW, TX
    That Procede Commercial is as annoying if not more annoying than Wilford Brimley's Diabetes Commercial which has aired EVERY DAY during "The Price is Right" for these past couple of years.

    Oh and, Procede is a Scam. Just Google Procede Reviews and you'll know the truth behind that Product.
     
  2. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some of these commercials are starting to seep onto other networks. My favorite commercial of all time, "You'd have to be crazy like a fox," was on Versus the other day when I was watching Hockey.
     
  3. MjrGrubert

    MjrGrubert BigSoccer Supporter

    May 22, 2003
    Whitefish, MT
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More Sham-Wow commercials though. That guy is classic.
     
  4. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    On Goal TV each morning there is a infomercial were this guy (who may or may not be a doctor) is discussing male sexual enhancement with a fat chick. I don't know details of the commercial because my Spanish is non-existant.

    Someone is going to pay money to increase their performance so they can pick up fat chicks? Its cheaper to take her to a bakery.
     
  5. Danilo Luvano

    Danilo Luvano New Member

    Nov 6, 2007
    DFW, TX
    Reading the last part of your Post made Me LMFAO!

    LOL! Those Products aren't even safe in the first place so why would anyone want to buy them? If you can't get the rise that you need then, don't waste your time on those Products because they're not going to make your rise anytime soon. ;)
    Anyway, those Commercials air during Midnight and during the early hours of the morning on Fox Sports en Espanol AND on GolTV. My favorite Infomercial is just like the one you mentioned but it features a Chick wearing a nice Green Dress with nice Breast and some Doctor with an Argie/Uruguayan accent....
     
  6. Alothi

    Alothi Member

    Sep 16, 2003
    Have more than one ad commercial for Fox Soccer Channel??...BRILLIANT!!!!
     
  7. The Perfesser

    The Perfesser New Member

    May 23, 1999
    AthensGA/NewburyptMA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. Yañez

    Yañez Member+

    Oct 11, 2005
    Santiago, Llolleo
    Club:
    Univ de Chile
    Nat'l Team:
    Chile
    As soon as i saw the chubby guy with the hot wife leaning on his shoulders, i knew it was fake. And if its not, you know shes banging every single person that has hair.
     
  9. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    How about that indoor plant growth system? You can grow "hundreds of dollars of delicious food and herbs!"

    Uh huh.

    Emphasis on "herbs," if you know what I mean.
     
  10. Danilo Luvano

    Danilo Luvano New Member

    Nov 6, 2007
    DFW, TX
    All those Products are a scam anyway. I feel bad for anyone that actually PICKS UP THE PHONE and CALLS to order those types of Products.
     
  11. dustcowpoke

    dustcowpoke Member

    Jan 7, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously, man up and buzz it like these guys:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Heartofmid

    Heartofmid Member

    Mar 20, 2005
    Acushnet
    Club:
    Heart of Midlothian FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What happened to the credit card counseling one, the one where 1) the camera shook around like some nerdy high school a/v guy was doing the shoot and 2) the lady with the HUGE HEAD pleaded with you to call if you were over $2000 in debt?
     
  13. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Or "Nationally ranked" Conor?

    Thing is, you now have a new Kick Medic commercial with Leslie Osbourne of the WNT -- who is now sidelined with a torn ACL.
     
  14. Cool Rob

    Cool Rob Member

    Sep 26, 2002
    Chicago USA
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After I while I've conditioned myself to ignore Giuseppe and his Beverly Hills techniques, but if that's all FSC has for ad sponsors, I WILL CALL, ask about the product and tell them I saw the ad on FSC. I don't care- as long as they keep broadcasting my soccer (the least I can do for FSC).

    FSC better watch out for Gol TVs male enhancement and swirly astrology things...
     
  15. marighand

    marighand New Member

    May 12, 2007
    USA
    aayyyy, i'ma giuseppe franco. you buya mya hairo product or ia geta tony to blowa upa youra cara
     
  16. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson .... (click)
     
  17. BocaFan

    BocaFan Member+

    Aug 18, 2003
    Queens, NY
    Anything beats that commercial trying to sell an album of religious songs. At least target your potential consumers properly. How many religious freaks are watching the English Premiership on Sunday mornings, FFS?
     
  18. wufc

    wufc Member

    May 1, 2005
    UC Irvine
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does Scalp Med work?

    It's your own hair growing back...........it's your own hair growing back

    Work?
    -It works
    -It works
    -It worked for me
    -I'm living proof that Scalp Med works
    -Scalp Med works, it works, it works, it works
     
  19. Friedel'sAccent

    Friedel'sAccent Member+

    Jul 7, 2006
    Providence, RI
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, does Scalp Med work?
     
  20. Danilo Luvano

    Danilo Luvano New Member

    Nov 6, 2007
    DFW, TX
    Nope. A lot of those "As seen on T.V" Products are nothing but SCAMS.
     
  21. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Surely not The Soccer Wave (a.k.a., a really cool skateboard ramp).
     
  22. O Fenômeno

    O Fenômeno New Member

    Apr 21, 2007
    New Jersey
    What about that SHAMWOW?? :eek:
     
  23. jgoal5

    jgoal5 Member

    Apr 4, 2001
    LV-PA
    Club:
    Aston Villa FC
    "Our God, is an awesome God, he reigns, from Heaven above..."

    :p
     
  24. Danilo Luvano

    Danilo Luvano New Member

    Nov 6, 2007
    DFW, TX
    Anything like that beats those damn Mexican Male-Enhancement Advertisements. Anyone who buys that garbage deserves to get slapped across the face for buying a Product that doesn't work.
     
  25. DefenseWinsCliche

    DefenseWinsCliche New Member

    Aug 20, 2007
    everywhereville, usa
    It's made in germany you know. And we all know "the germans always make great stuff". Why is that a selling point? What random statement to make. There's lots of other countries that also "make great stuff" and you don't hear them being whored out for a ad. :p

    I actually feel ashamed as someone of german descent watching that piece of crap commercial.
     

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