Our record as of May 14th, including friendlies: 4 wins • 7 losses • 3 ties NOT SEXY Miss Galaxy 2008: SEXY Having the three stooges on our backline: NOT SEXY Franklin's defensive play: SEXY Being tops in MLS in goals allowed (15) NOT SEXY LD's header against Houston: SEXY The Vancouver Whitecaps game: NOT SEXY Thought of acquiring Conde: SEXY Playing meaningless games to "build" a sinking soccer brand: NOT SEXY Posh Spice: SEXY Girliscious: NOT SEXY Joe Frappuccino's hustle, effort and b-slapping of the opponents: SEXY Ruud's 70-yard wonder goal against Southhampton: SEXY The thought of seeing RUUD in a LAG jersey playing CM with Frappuccino: SEXY Keeping the current roster for the rest of the season: NOT SEXY
This article is somewhat sexy at the end (the Chicago Fire trade scenario) http://goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=696344
IMHO: Our current backline: Not Sexy Finding a way to pull a "Pau Gasol" and get Wilman Conde without giving up any important pieces: Sexy Beckham's Wife: Not Sexy Donovan's Wife: Sexy Donovan's badly thinning Hair: Not Sexy TrickHog's badly thinning Hair: Sexy
Crazy Tom Cruise babysitting (*cough holding hostage*) Becks' kids: NOT SEXY. And Landon/Trickhog: Has Giuseppe Franco thought you nothing? Get that crap ASAP.
That's funny as hell. After that halftime disaster they walked by my section. We all cheered: Spice - Girl Wanna - Be! Those whores did not look happy.
All Sec See Me dancing the robot in a super tight leopard print marblebag "T" back while holding a cup of sake and wearing a ralph macchio karate kid headband.... while domo arigato mr. roboto by Styx plays loudly in the background. SEXY (to the 10th power) Alexi Lalas playing grab-ass with his bands bassist in the shower of a best western in scottsdale arizona. NOT SEXY Pete Vagenas sitting on the bench during home games thinking about his washer & dryer purchase @ sears last year, and how much he has to pay in interest. SEXY Tom cruise coming to Galaxy games and giving the slightest aire that he cares about this sport, this team, and this city. NOT SEXY (whatsoever) The fact that "X" can maintain that cracked out, gremlin hairdoo SEXY The fact that "X" possibly spends more time worrying about his frizzy freak fuzz, and less about his game. NOT SEXY Watching a rookie hustle and give his best effort and seeing great potential w/ sean franklin. SEXY Watching a veteran like greg vanney not take up amatuer hang gliding this past weekend. NOT SEXY Donovan's wife, any chick in hotpants on republica deportivo, that black chick from the movie clueless, padma lakshmi (top chef host), Giesel Bunchen, lauren sanchez (ch 13 news), the swedish bikini team, that drunkass filipina chick on mtv's real world hawaii, eva longoria, samantha fox & belinda carlisle (circa 1988), bridget the midget, and a couple of chivas girls..... on a deserted island with me, a case of cocca butter, and a box of viagra. SEXY The visual of me fantasizing and conceptualizing this while on the shltter. NOT SEXY
Re: All Sec See The black girl from Clueless is Stacy Dash. She's gotta be a 10. She has posed nude as well.
Our reserve team being dead last in the reserve division's Western Conference...and the entire league. NOT SEXY. http://la.galaxy.mlsnet.com/mls/reserve/