The Official "Who could teach...?" thread

Discussion in 'New England Revolution' started by Kenp, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. Kenp

    Kenp BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 17, 1999
    Massachusetts
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    In keeping with the ESPN's incredible track record for inane comments, we present tonight's offering:

    Comparing goalkeeper Ken Cooper sr. with striker Ken Cooper jr, we hear

    "Who could teach a striker better than a goalkeeper?"

    Who, indeed?

    Who could teach a pitcher better than a catcher?

    Who could teach a quarterback better than a wide receiver?

    Who could teach a teacher better than a student?
     
  2. bosterosoy

    bosterosoy New Member

    Jan 22, 2007
    In a House
    who could teach the long snapper better than the kicker/punter?
     
  3. a517dogg

    a517dogg Member+

    Oct 30, 2005
    Rochester, NY
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Who could teach a retarded sports commentator better than a frustrated fan? ;)
     
  4. ProfZodiac

    ProfZodiac Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 17, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who could teach Soccer Doc better than jokeefe10?
     
  5. KaptPowers

    KaptPowers Member

    Dec 29, 2003
    Arlington, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who could teach Jim Rome better than Vinnie Jones?
     
  6. wheels

    wheels Member

    Jul 22, 2001
    GoalScorer'sCorner, RI
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jim Rome sucks...he's unteachable!

    Sincerely,
    -Eric Wynalda
     
  7. a517dogg

    a517dogg Member+

    Oct 30, 2005
    Rochester, NY
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Who could teach Gary Flood better than R. Kelly?
     
  8. davidB1878

    davidB1878 New Member

    Jul 12, 2007
    Spokane, WA
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't think anyone could...
     
  9. ngower

    ngower foolish grin

    May 24, 2006
    Nashua, NH
    Thank you for making me disturbing the library with my laughter, rep for you fine sir!
     
  10. Revs in 2010

    Revs in 2010 Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Roanoke, VA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who could teach Clint Mathis better than Joey Franchino?
     
  11. Chowda

    Chowda Member

    Sep 13, 2004
    Rhode Island
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    That's funny.

    I still think JP is the best option out there for ESPN2 games. Not so sure about Harkes.
     
  12. Brazile

    Brazile Member

    Mar 12, 2000
    Arlington, MA, USA
    I thought there were significant stretches of the game where Harkes really didn't have anything to say, and said it at great length.

    Then other parts where he was relatively insightful (not that I necessarily agreed with his views, just found them defensible.)

    The bad parts just had that "I'm supposed to be paying attention to this meeting, but I'm actually text messaging somebody with my phone hidden under the table" disjointed feel to them. Weird.
     
  13. KaptPowers

    KaptPowers Member

    Dec 29, 2003
    Arlington, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    By "teach" I meant "pummel until his knuckles are bloody"...:D
     
  14. RedRevs

    RedRevs Member

    Aug 24, 2005
    Cambridge
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    JP Dellacamra had an off game I do have to admit. I'm a big fan of his and like Chowda said, he's ESPNs best option as long as Derek Rae won't pick up the MLS mic again. That other guy who does Champions League is good too.

    Harkes on the othe hand...He's truly a legend of American soccer, and really knows his stuff, but listening to him speak is like being back at my night class Sociology lectures at the highly-esteemed Dean College. In other words, I'm bored out of my skull.


    In closing, yes, that was a pretty stupid thing to say.
     
  15. GOREVS3000

    GOREVS3000 Moderator
    Staff Member

    New England Revolution
    United States
    Sep 18, 2006
    Boston
    Club:
    2 de Mayo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rep/
     
  16. Fiero20

    Fiero20 Member

    Aug 3, 2002
    Gillette Stadium
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    who could mis-pronounce Serioux than JP Dellacamra?

    cereal?
     
  17. davidB1878

    davidB1878 New Member

    Jul 12, 2007
    Spokane, WA
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who could teach Harkes better than Arena?
     
  18. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    those who can't do, teach...right?
     
  19. bbsbt

    bbsbt Member+

    Feb 26, 2003
    Who could teach RBNY better than NER?
     
  20. owain

    owain Member

    Jul 29, 2007
    Haha, I found myself singing:

    "Milk and Serioux, milk and Serioux...
    Serioux and Milk! Serioux and Milk!"
     

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