BigSoccer Tyrant Draft Selection Thread

Discussion in 'History' started by GringoTex, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. dogface

    dogface Let's Just Pretend

    Jun 22, 2002
    St. Peter, MN
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Then give me Idi Amin.
     
  2. Horsehead

    Horsehead Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    Los Angeles
    I said yes (he was taken) and linked you to the list. ElJefe picked him in the first round. Try again.
     
  3. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Dick Cheney is still available.
     
  4. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    This is one of the guys who should have been picked before Tito.
     
  5. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    It also deserves mention that left-wing conspiracy theorists (well, both left- and right-wing) and conservatives with Clinton Derangement Syndrome still kinda, sorta take Milosevic's side. Every once and while--even on Big Soccer--you'll find someone who insists that there were no mass graves or rape camps in Yugoslavia.
     
  6. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Round 4

    The Comanche

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    Made every Indian tribe in the Southwest region their bitch. Singlehandedly kept the Spanish conquistadors south of the Brazos. Collected more Mexican scalps than Landon Donovan. Sparked fear in the hearts of even the mighty Texas Rangers. Loved white women. Begot Mike Segroves via an orgy with his great great great great grandmother and some wolves.
     
  7. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pick out of order! Seems you need a couple of days in Guantanamo to keep you in order!
     
  8. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Nice of soccernutter to send me a PM instructing me to pick at 5:00 AM my time on a Monday morning. Talk about tyranny. :D

    Let me see who's been picked, and then I'll make my choice.
     
  9. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    With my fourth Pick I select:

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    NE WIN (BRILLIANT AS THE SUN)
    Burma

    Ne Win is the name he gave to himself, loosely translated to English it means 'Brilliant as The Sun'.

    He was a zealot follower of the teachings of Marx, and his 'Burmese way to Socialism' resulted in Burma becoming one of the poorest nations in the world.

    He also ruled with an iron fist, and is estimated that he was responsible for the killings tens of thousands and some say possibly even hundreds of thousands. Many of those deaths ocurred during the uprising of 1988, after he resigned his position, but remained strongly in power behind the scenes.

    Here are excerpts from his orbituary by the BBC:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/1581413.stm

    More info



    http://www.time.com/time/asia/covers/1101021216/newin.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ne_Win
     
  10. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Great choice.

    Especially if he was anything like the movie...
     
  11. frasermc

    frasermc Take your flunky and dangle

    Celtic
    Scotland
    Jul 28, 2006
    Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
    Club:
    Celtic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    worst pick of the draft so far.

    this guy wasn't a tyrant, he was a visionary.
     
  12. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Fixed your post. :D
     
  13. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Apparently BS has reduced the PMs you can store down to 500, so since I was grandfathered up to 1000, I now have to delete 500 of them. Super. (By that I mean stupid.)
    I left my proxies with Ombak, but he seems to have taken a sabbatical.

    So with my fourth round pick I'll take Charlemagne. Because forced conversions are fun.

    Incidentally soccernuter, your sig is especially funny considering Charles V was as an enlightened of a ruler as you're likely to get during that time in Europe. :p:p
     
  14. The Big Ticket

    The Big Ticket New Member

    Jan 30, 2004
    MN -> UIUC
    With my 4th pick I select:

    From the Republic of Liberia, Charles Taylor

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    Qualifications: rape, torture, slave labor and rape
     
  15. Panfilo

    Panfilo Member+

    May 9, 2003
    INLAND EMPIRE
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    For my late 3rd round pick

    I select:

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    House of Saud


    -Named Arabia after them.
    -Public beheadings
    -Corporal punishments (don't go there if you like your limbs)
    -Horrible treatment of women. Only 5% of them work. Most are forced to stayat home.
    Women can't vote. Can't drive. And if a women is gangraped she is guilty not the rapists.
    -Women are treated like sh*t basically once they step out of the house. Probably inside their houses also.
    -Pwnt the world because of oil.


    Panfilo's Tyrants
    1) Fidel Castro (Cuba)
    2) Ahuitzotl (Aztec Empire)
    3) House of Saud (Saudi Arabia)
     
  16. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Kaiser Wilhelm II

    Wilhelm II (1859 - 1941)

     
  17. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Most bad ass hat EVER.
     
  18. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You listed rape twice.







    I guess Charles really liked that one.
     
  19. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For my birthday I want Pinochet's sunglasses and Kaiser Bill's hat.

    I haven't decided who's shirt/uniform I want yet.
     
  20. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are a few out there, I even saw one who referred to him as, "not such a bad guy".
     
  21. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    My geek flag is upside down. Could someone please PM me how to embed youtube video like still pictures?
     
  22. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Surround the last part of the youtube.com url, it's usually a bunch of letters following a "v=", with a tag.
     
  23. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

    CanPL
    Canada
    Jan 11, 2002
    YEG-->YYJ-->YWG-->YYB
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    My Fourth round pic is going to Europe....

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    Nicolae Ceausescu of Romania. 1965-89

    - Exported anything that wasn't bolted down for hard currency, leaving his country destitute.
    - Forced women to carry pregnancies to term in order to achieve a population explosion.
    - Destroyed much of Romania historical architecture to create bland and useless apartment blocks.
    - Bought into the self-reliance ideals after visiting North Korea.
    - Suppression of minorities and his opponents in a variety of way (attraction to windows was one such thing).
    - Used forced labour to build the Danube-Black Sea canal, which turned out to be worthless.
    - Was inept of an individual but still claimed to be a genius by using the work of others. Rubbed off on his wife.
     
  24. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    This should be an invalid pick, because you should be picking an individual and not a bloodline. However, the entire bloodline is such a bunch of wimps, nobody should even bother to object.

    These are the guys who will fight the Israelis down to the last Jordanian. A band of mercenaries could take them out if they didn't have guys like Bush looking out for them.
     

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