For Those About to Random Jibberish...

Threads like this is what have made MLS return to San Jose...

 

First page baby! And might I also add....BOOBIES!

 

For Those About to Random Jibberish...

We Salute...First Page BBIES!!!

 

I worked it, it was a pretty good game but they shouldnt have let those two goals in.

Still, good for them to win at home. I've actually been kind of upset lately because the players and coaches keep trying to brush it off like its not a big deal and then they point at their points and are like "we are first place". Well it is a big deal, you got people paying top dollar to watch you guys choke.

 

I am going to start plastering the word PENIS all over random gibberish 1st pages from now on........

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS

 

You're dating three guys?

 

A picture's worth a thousand words.

 

Can't have enough of either!

And yes, the prodigal son is in...

 

League consensus = "Turn down the thermostat in the Shark Tank 10-15 degrees", to cure that worst-ice-in-the-league issue. Bring a sweater (think Remenda said that).

 

This is too literal. You need to use a juvenile slang term to match up with Boobies. May I suggest "Weiners"

 

Worst ice in the league? I only heard it being one of the best surfaces....

 

According to the players, including past Sharks. The ice is described as "mush" by veterans, especially in regards fast-skating teams (i.e., the SJ Sharks). All the fuss may indicate it's a recent thing.

 

The drawback with getting a dog is that you have to make a 15 to 17 year commitment to picking up dog crap.



GOOOO QUAAAAAKES!!!!!!

- Mark

 

It's 7:00 AM over here. I'm tired, it's foggy out, and I have new classes today. I don't want to go back.

 

Our weather folks keep telling us to expect rain, snow flurries, and freezing temperatures. So far, it's just cold. No ice on the streets.



I wonder if my dog thinks that the squirrels are actually nazis, or if he just wants to eat them? Whatever it is, he really, really hates them.

GOOOOO QUAAAAAKES!!!!!

- Mark

 

If your dog does not get them, maybe this will?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice!

 

That is hilarious. I hope the animal cruelty people don't come after me for laughing at that. (Heh, heh). Actually, I suppose that tiger at the San Francisco Zoo would have liked to have a device like that which would eject smartass punks from her presence.

 

Personally, I do not wish any evil on the squirrels, but my dog sure does.

I should add that there are hundreds of squirrels per city block in our neighborhood. There are lots of English Walnut, Hazelnut, and Chestnut trees in our neighborhood, so the little beasties nosh on high quality nuts all the time. There is also some idiot living here who feeds them peanuts. I mean, there are thousands of fat happy squirrels all over the neighborhood. Why feed them? They aren't hungry. I saw six in the front yard of one house a couple of days ago. They use our cinderblock fence (exactly as attractive as it sounds) as a freeway. The little buggers are everywhere.

And they piss my dog off something fierce!

He hates the crows too.

But he likes other dogs, people, and is curious about, but not angry at cats.

GOOOO QUAAAAAKES!!!!

- Mark

 

Looks like a close approximation of a standard evil little boys' favorite - the CATapult! "But mom, if that's what it's called, then that's what it's for, right?"
It's about the only way to get Fluffy into the pool for her swim lessons.

Damn, we are racking up PETA points left and right here, huh?

BTW, Tatiana should have ate those two stoned, drunk idiots instead of the other kid at the zoo. Much evidence to suggest they deserved it, and their neighbors all hate their guts, anyway.

 

We're getting bennies, though, for our defense of tigers.

No justice for tigers, eh? As soon as I heard that those two punks weren't going to say anything until they got a lawyer, and then the lawyer turned out to be Geragos, I knew they were guiltier than sin. They're going to dance the OJ.