Please: NO FISH!

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Ringo, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I keep hearing that Carlos Ruiz is available and I have this unfounded fear he's gonna end up here.
    If ya' read this Mr. Doyle -- for god's sake, don't do it. again, unfounded fear. but a fear nonetheless.

    just had to get that off my chest. carry on, carry on.
    :)
     
  2. Jay Hipps

    Jay Hipps Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Northern California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just cracked myself up by clicking the "Kick It!" button for this thread. It was surprisingly satisfying. :D

    (In honor of Rico Clark, of course...)
     
  3. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Actually, he'll be picked up as a player/coach and end up on the bench right next to Dayak! :eek:
     
  4. FUAEG

    FUAEG Member+

    Oct 18, 2005
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    One of the key reasons Ruiz is so hated is because he's so good.

    He's always been one of my favorite players to watch ... and hate.

    I think he'd look just fine in Black and Blue.
     
  5. Copenhagen78

    Copenhagen78 Member

    Jun 12, 2005
    Danville, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I have a feeling he'd be one of those players in the mold of a Fluery or Marchment that you hate with a passion when opposing but once they lace it up on your team you find it hard pressed to not love.
     
  6. Roblar

    Roblar Member

    Sep 15, 2000
    The 73072
    "Help us Obi-John, you're our only hope!"

    :D
     
  7. nivla

    nivla Member+

    Jan 17, 2003
    Milpitas
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    We will need to get a good freekick taker if he is on our team...he "creates" a lot of fouls.

    Oh...and also a medical team that can run quickly on to the field.
     
  8. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FUAEG buddy! Are you stoned?! Ruiz is a locker room cancer. He's a spoiled, whining, diving, ankle-kicking bag of crap. Does he have a load of skill? Yes, absolutely. Which is part of why he's so annoying. If he knocked off all the little chippy crap, he might be OK.

    In any case, I have no fear that Frank or JD will be even slightly tempted by this vile refuse. El Pedito is not a team player. That's one of the reason's that FCKD have gotten tired of him. Frank and JD are looking for guys with good attitudes. Guys who will play for each other and the name on the front of the jerseys. El Pedito is absolutely not that sort of player.

    GOOOOOO QUAAAAAAAKES!!!!! :D
    FUAEG!
    FUMLS!

    - Mark
     
  9. Roblar

    Roblar Member

    Sep 15, 2000
    The 73072
    Extended version of "Please, no fish!":

    General (Manager) John: Years ago, you served our team in the Clash (Wars); now we beg you to help us in our struggle against the Galaxy. We regret that we are unable to present our team's request to you in person; but for the past two years, our position as MLS fans has fallen under attack and we're afraid our mission to deter AEG has failed. We've placed information vital to the survival of the SJE into the memory systems of the SJE Board at BigSoccer. Yves will know how to retrieve it. You must see this message safely delivered to him in San Jose. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Obi-John; you're our only hope.

    Help us, Obi-John, you're our only hope.
     
  10. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    That's going to be the front line for the Quakes:

    Serna ---- Ruiz



    :eek:
     
  11. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Biggest reason Ruiz isn't coming to San Jose? Money. The value-per-dollar simply isn't there. Beane has Doyle and Yallop playing moneyball.
     
  12. FUAEG

    FUAEG Member+

    Oct 18, 2005
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe. ;)

    And what you said maybe true, but if Yallop picked him up I'd be happy. I suspect Yallop wouldn't touch him if he didn't think he could manage the attitude issues.

    And we're not playing Moneyball. We're making space for someone expensive.

    uh, where'd I put my alligator clip.
     
  13. TORPEDO

    TORPEDO Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Za nakryityim stolom
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    and Ekelund
     
  14. We Were Cut

    We Were Cut Member

    Sep 9, 2000
    Woodland, CA
    Here's a couple of other key reasons he's hated:

    1. He plays dirty. Nasty fouls like blows below the belt off the ball. If I'm playing with him, and the other team starts something, that's fine. As a fan bringing my son to games, no way.
    2. He dives.
    3. He believes he is underpaid (which is probably true) and goes about the wrong way trying to get his money by whining about it and holding out.
    4. He's not a team player.

    I'd be very disappointed to see him in San Jose.
     
  15. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    I think Rico Clark put it most eloquently.
     
  16. Chewie23

    Chewie23 Member

    Nov 14, 2006
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As much as i dont like Ruiz, i've fallowed MLS like a religion since the Quakes 1.0 moved, but he has def. changed his game since being in LA. Sure he does bitch and moan a lot, but he would get us goals. Plus his goals/assist raito is much better than before.
     
  17. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    Worse than Graziani. And we got rid of him after he lead the team in scoring. No way is Yallop going to go through THAT again.
     
  18. SJtotalfootball

    May 26, 2004
    The Hayward Fault
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [youtube]PA_c1FClBMo[/youtube]
     
  19. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    yes, succinct and to the point

    :D

    I hate diving and he's the undisputed worst in the league for it.
     
  20. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    not even close. I appreciate players who are good, even if they're on different teams.
    I hate players who cheat and disrespect the game.
    believe me, the hate has NOTHING to do with his (declining) ability.
     
  21. The Wee Man

    The Wee Man New Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    San Jose
    It would turn my stomach to see this cheat in an Earthquakes jersey.
     
  22. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    I love you, Wee Man.
     
  23. Roblar

    Roblar Member

    Sep 15, 2000
    The 73072
    Wow. ...but I've always tried so hard not to heckle our own players, and with that line-up, I wouldn't do anything but heckle those two...

    Shoot, it might even be worth the price of admission!

    :p
     
  24. Mr. Bandwagon

    Mr. Bandwagon Member

    Terremotos
    May 24, 2001
    the Barbary Coast
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ^^ What Ringo said.

    I would be absolutely fine with Ruiz playing for LAG, but not with my team.

    Aside from his onfield antics which are the primary reason why I don't care for him, Ruiz is notorius for doing whatever he wants, not showing up to practice, or going out of the country for days without telling anyone what he's up to let alone requesting permission. I just don't see why Yallop would want a guy like that as our (most likely) highest-paid player. I sure wouldn't if I were the coach.

    He's also lost a step, and while he's certainly dangerous and can be effective, I think he's wearing out his welcome where he is now, and it's only sucky teams that are rumored to be interested in his services (CLB, KC, LAG).
     
  25. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    On the other hand, doesn't he own a Hooters?
     

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