I hate the Red Bulls so much that...

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by SavannahFan, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. shepchews

    shepchews Member

    Apr 28, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you owe it to all of us to put a clip up on youtube of your two year old saying "red bulls suck"
     
  2. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Jeez, do I have to do all the planning for you...

    Step one - Get drunk. You'll need the cover plus it is more fun that way.

    Step two - knock buddy (accomplice) A into the frame, knocking it off the wall.

    Step three - buddy (accomplice) B steps on frame, shattering the glass, in helping buddy A up from the floor.

    Step four - you holding your drink of 151 rum happen to drop it onto the now exposed jersey on the floor.

    Step five - add match...

    Step six - appologize profusely, whilst blocking anyone from actually putting out the fire...

    :D
    :rolleyes:

    And I would just like to say that I was NO WHERE NEAR Savannah at the time. I did not type this and was actually locked in solitary at Gitmo during this entire event...
     
  3. hala-cosmos

    hala-cosmos Member

    Apr 15, 2003
    I had been lecturing my friends at embarrassing length about the evils perpetrated on the fans of Austria Salzburg by those kool aid swilling schills and KEEPING IT REALL with a lifetime boycott of all red bull products, and then the liquid crack monolith bought my hate of all hates (second only to their roommates, the J-E-T-S) and converted them into 23 walking, talking, frequently losing billboards.

    I love my life sometimes.
     
  4. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can you feel the hate tonight?

    I mean, that's it, right there.

    When misery equates to joy.

    So sweet.
     
  5. ZapRowsdower

    ZapRowsdower Member

    Jun 11, 2007
    Alexandria
    YouTube clip? Hell, I want it as a ringtone.
     
  6. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    Please say you did this. :D

    I've seriously thought about tagging every Red Bull fridge in every bar I see with a La Norte sticker. Of course, getting behind the bar is a problem...
     
  7. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ...under the bar-- I'm guessing not as hard to do. :D
     
  8. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    ...that I want to beat them 3-1 in our next game.

    Oh, and I want Jaime to set the goal-scoring record too.

    That'll show 'em.
     
  9. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    But given their command English and their delusions, they'll probably view this as proof of their superiority. In fact, I'm guessing they all (i.e. all three of them) went out and made Youtube videos swearing and perhaps saying things like "DC United sucks - all glory to Metrodonkeys".

    It truly is a sad state of affairs. I think Sally Struthers should hold a telethon or perhaps that guy doing the commercials for the Childrens Fund could be drafted to help...

    Please, please, help donate to the cause - "Let's buy the Metrodonkeys a dictionary with pictures (because they haven't learned to read)!"

    :)
     
  10. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    Only lifting the glass gets harder over time. Eventually, I just have my drink poured on the bar and let osmosis take its course.
     
  11. ZapRowsdower

    ZapRowsdower Member

    Jun 11, 2007
    Alexandria
    I hate the Red Bulls so much that...

    On the way back from lunch I swerved onto the shoulder to run over a can of Red Bull. :p
     
  12. Blondie4DCU

    Blondie4DCU New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    DC
    Yeah, well, I saw an <<unnamed>> person ATTACK a RedBull car yesterday. I mean this person PHYSICALLY ATTACKED the car. It was a beautiful thing.
     
  13. JOHNL2

    JOHNL2 New Member

    Jun 12, 2000
    Dumfries, VA
    So they had the Red Bull Car at the game Wednesday. They were giving out free Red Bull. I felt bad for the kid, he looked frightened (the women in the car wouldn't even get out). So he gave me and my friends a free can. Took a sip spit it out on the ground and said that S**T is nasty, and trashed the can....... :D

    Though if he gave it to me in a cup with Vodka, I might not have spit it out.
     
  14. SavannahFan

    SavannahFan New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    RFK Section 135
    Club:
    DC United
    Better yet, I took a picture...

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  15. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    "Terrence, this is worse than that time I fell asleep and you put your **** in my mouth and took a picture!"

    Somebody photoshop that piece of crap.
     
  16. Mighty!

    Mighty! Member

    Apr 19, 2007
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    NICE!

    REPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Unable to rep you! Someone please rep this man!
     
  17. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Done.
     
  18. SavannahFan

    SavannahFan New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    RFK Section 135
    Club:
    DC United
    Sry, it's a new digital camera, and I held the camera like I usually do for still photos, didn't realize the mistake until trying to upload it today... :rolleyes: But you get the idea.

    It's trouble enough getting a toddler to sit still for anything. Let alone perform on command :rolleyes:

    [youtube]Xl6fohqzDTQ[/youtube]
     
  19. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    This deserves to be an avatar. Damn!

    RBNY, consider yourselves pwn3d.
     
  20. koolkeith13

    koolkeith13 Member

    Jun 14, 2007
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Future ultra!

    This thread is SWEET. Between La Barra Brava on a framed jersey to this kid... AWESOME! :D
     
  21. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This reminded me of one of my favorite poems:

    While Titian was mixing rose madder,
    His model posed nude on a ladder.
    Her position, to Titian,
    Suggested coition,
    So he climbed up the ladder
    And had her.


    Carry on with the hate! :)

    BTW, will somebody(ies) rep SavannahFan for me?
     
  22. United_Caps_Fan

    United_Caps_Fan New Member

    Apr 25, 2004
    Alexandria,VA 134/35
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HAHAH! I saw that too. In fact I may have been the cause of that "attack", since I saw the car and started shouting there was a "redbull" car next to the barra. LOL!

    I cant put my hate for them into words. It just isnt possible.:D
     
  23. MagpieFan

    MagpieFan Member+

    Apr 25, 2004
    Back in DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Best. Post. Ever.

    I may never stop laughing
     
  24. DCUPopeAndLillyFan

    Apr 20, 2000
    Colorado
    ... it was the only free food or drink I spit out while thruhiking the Appalachian Trail last year.

    Anyone familiar with the long-distance hiking scene knows that thruhikers almost never turn down free food or a cold beverage. So it was that I and three other hikers emerged from the woods at Franconia Notch on I-93 in New Hampshire and promptly tried to hitch a ride to town five miles away. Lo and behold a vehicle pulls over quickly - a Red Bull truck that tries to hand us a sample can. Having not seen civilization for three days, I was momentarily swayed by the dark side and took a sip, realized it tasted like sh!t, spewed it Alecko-style, and dumped the rest of the can. Then the fuc**rs didn't even give us a ride, which is what we actually wanted in the first place.
     
  25. koolkeith13

    koolkeith13 Member

    Jun 14, 2007
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's just poor form on their part. At least you gave the cow piss a try!
     

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