I think you owe it to all of us to put a clip up on youtube of your two year old saying "red bulls suck"
Jeez, do I have to do all the planning for you... Step one - Get drunk. You'll need the cover plus it is more fun that way. Step two - knock buddy (accomplice) A into the frame, knocking it off the wall. Step three - buddy (accomplice) B steps on frame, shattering the glass, in helping buddy A up from the floor. Step four - you holding your drink of 151 rum happen to drop it onto the now exposed jersey on the floor. Step five - add match... Step six - appologize profusely, whilst blocking anyone from actually putting out the fire... And I would just like to say that I was NO WHERE NEAR Savannah at the time. I did not type this and was actually locked in solitary at Gitmo during this entire event...
I had been lecturing my friends at embarrassing length about the evils perpetrated on the fans of Austria Salzburg by those kool aid swilling schills and KEEPING IT REALL with a lifetime boycott of all red bull products, and then the liquid crack monolith bought my hate of all hates (second only to their roommates, the J-E-T-S) and converted them into 23 walking, talking, frequently losing billboards. I love my life sometimes.
Please say you did this. I've seriously thought about tagging every Red Bull fridge in every bar I see with a La Norte sticker. Of course, getting behind the bar is a problem...
...that I want to beat them 3-1 in our next game. Oh, and I want Jaime to set the goal-scoring record too. That'll show 'em.
But given their command English and their delusions, they'll probably view this as proof of their superiority. In fact, I'm guessing they all (i.e. all three of them) went out and made Youtube videos swearing and perhaps saying things like "DC United sucks - all glory to Metrodonkeys". It truly is a sad state of affairs. I think Sally Struthers should hold a telethon or perhaps that guy doing the commercials for the Childrens Fund could be drafted to help... Please, please, help donate to the cause - "Let's buy the Metrodonkeys a dictionary with pictures (because they haven't learned to read)!"
Only lifting the glass gets harder over time. Eventually, I just have my drink poured on the bar and let osmosis take its course.
I hate the Red Bulls so much that... On the way back from lunch I swerved onto the shoulder to run over a can of Red Bull.
Yeah, well, I saw an <<unnamed>> person ATTACK a RedBull car yesterday. I mean this person PHYSICALLY ATTACKED the car. It was a beautiful thing.
So they had the Red Bull Car at the game Wednesday. They were giving out free Red Bull. I felt bad for the kid, he looked frightened (the women in the car wouldn't even get out). So he gave me and my friends a free can. Took a sip spit it out on the ground and said that S**T is nasty, and trashed the can....... Though if he gave it to me in a cup with Vodka, I might not have spit it out.
"Terrence, this is worse than that time I fell asleep and you put your **** in my mouth and took a picture!" Somebody photoshop that piece of crap.
NICE! REPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unable to rep you! Someone please rep this man!
Sry, it's a new digital camera, and I held the camera like I usually do for still photos, didn't realize the mistake until trying to upload it today... But you get the idea. It's trouble enough getting a toddler to sit still for anything. Let alone perform on command [youtube]Xl6fohqzDTQ[/youtube]
Future ultra! This thread is SWEET. Between La Barra Brava on a framed jersey to this kid... AWESOME!
This reminded me of one of my favorite poems: While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model posed nude on a ladder. Her position, to Titian, Suggested coition, So he climbed up the ladder And had her. Carry on with the hate! BTW, will somebody(ies) rep SavannahFan for me?
HAHAH! I saw that too. In fact I may have been the cause of that "attack", since I saw the car and started shouting there was a "redbull" car next to the barra. LOL! I cant put my hate for them into words. It just isnt possible.
... it was the only free food or drink I spit out while thruhiking the Appalachian Trail last year. Anyone familiar with the long-distance hiking scene knows that thruhikers almost never turn down free food or a cold beverage. So it was that I and three other hikers emerged from the woods at Franconia Notch on I-93 in New Hampshire and promptly tried to hitch a ride to town five miles away. Lo and behold a vehicle pulls over quickly - a Red Bull truck that tries to hand us a sample can. Having not seen civilization for three days, I was momentarily swayed by the dark side and took a sip, realized it tasted like sh!t, spewed it Alecko-style, and dumped the rest of the can. Then the fuc**rs didn't even give us a ride, which is what we actually wanted in the first place.