So I'm going to see Chelsea play Suwon today, and I'm sitting right near where Ashley will be playing for at least half the game. I need songs people. Hook me up!
1 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley..1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley 2 man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley...2 men 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley.... and it goes on to 10 men http://youtube.com/watch?v=NC54A2PFwqw Ohhhhhh Ashley Cole is a fu**in arsehole, he's a fu**in arsehole, he's a fu**in arsehole http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2qjkYEONvE I also like "Titus Bramble shagged your wife" repeated
To the tune of 'Lets all do the conga': Duh Duh Duh, We're not homophobic! Duh Duh Duh, But Cashley Cole's a Cvnt!! Heard some bloke sing it while everyone was standing waiting for the Police to let us through after the Carling Cup Semi last year. It had no relevance to the game or situation, as we had won as well!! Just a favourite of mine now.......
As for anti-Chavski my favorites are... "Your support, your support, your support is fu**in sh**, Your support is fu**in sh**!" http://youtube.com/watch?v=smYwSa_B0Cc Done well here by the Wet Spam fans. Also a fan of the same tune but instead "Where were you when you were sh**" shown well here by the Arsenal supporters again at the Bridge. http://youtube.com/watch?v=o7v81R37drA
To the tune of Lily Allen's "Smile": Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty-boy He's a Chelsea batty-boy He's a Chelsea batty-boy Repeat
I stopped about 10 seconds in because that is terrible. These parents deserve to get reported to DYFS.
I know they are Blues supporters, but I guess being a parent; I thought it was a little bit cute. Sorry, I'm softy, I guess.
at Stanford on Saturday i called called him a cvnt every time he passed by, and waved money at him as he was walking off the field at halftime , seemed to get under his skin as well as i could of. But if you have a couple of buddies to sing with you, that would be awesome.
Ouch, with the language....think of the children. I chanted "Lever Kusen!" at Landy Cakes Donovan at the Crew match last year. I know he heard me because he had 2 corners right in front of us and him and everyone around looked at me all crazy like.
Lucky for Landon, he only had to play one season against the Earthquakes. But if the rumors and the Quakes are playing in April again, i can't wait for the first LA game
on the topic of Cashley - I had a long drive today and Sirius seemingly had the crappy "True Blue" show on channel 125 the entire day because of the Chelski US tour. During the 10 minutes or so that I caught they were interviewing Cashley, and the hosts were fawning over him. One of the guys actually told Cashley that he was the "ultimate professional" and that many Chelski players, managers, and front office personel had told the host so. What a crock. And Ca$hley actually acknowledged that it was correct. Where to begin on how this is so NOT true... What an a$$
Well he must have heard I was coming...the little cvnt didn't play, or even show his face on the sidelines.
Ashley loves Barrymore Ashley loves Barrymore... Tweedy is a slapper She takes it up the hole And when she f*cks her husband She thinks of our Theo Hey-ey Ashley (blue scum) I wanna know-oho Why you're such a cvnt And the William Gallas one, to "she be coming round the mountain" Oh, I'd rather have a willie than a cvnt... Oh, I'd rather have a willie than a cvnt...
So I'm going back tomorrow for the Chelski game...we'll see if the little punk shows his face this time.
My brother, who I sadly admit is a Cheski fan, is in LA following the team. He told me that he went up to Cuntly and tried to get him to sign a dollar bill. He wouldn't do it. I guess he tries to act like he's above money in public ...
But if he is a Chelsea fan, why is he asking Ashley to sign a dollar bill, wouldn't something like a...shirt, be a better souvenir ?
I wouldn't want to get my shirt signed full stop unless I knew I wasn't going to wear it again. Like I said in the other thread I wear my shirts mainly for football training and if I got it signed the autograph would end up a mess and the shirt would need to get washed.