The "You'll Never Laugh Alone" Comic Repository Thread

BBC reports:

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba is releasing a rap album under the alias Drogbacite.

More likely Drogbashite

 

There is nothing else to do but laugh at this. Lee obviously hasn't been watching Ronaldo enough, to earn a PK at Old Trafford you must dive before contact has been iniated, you must not wait until your legs are taken out from under you.

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The PFA Team of the year!!!
Its a joke lads it really is!!!How can you not have carra and finnan in there so I guess united bought the penalty decisions and the votes amazing!!

 

That would be right up there with college graduation, wedding day, and becoming a father. So only just below that night in Istanbul.

 

Dida on sale on eBay

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Dida failed to attract great interest on eBay. The price, before the Brazilian international was removed from the auction site on Friday, had reached 71 euros ($96.66) after 25 bids.

 

Yeah, best idea Ive heard in ages!

 

Now that was clever
and funny.

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/columnists/article1658093.ece

How to bluff your way to the top of the game
Ever wanted to play in the Premiership?
Just follow my guide to looking the part

Offside

— When a player is judged offside and still shoots but doesn’t score, he must pretend he knew it was offside all along and didn’t really try to score at all. On the other hand, if he does score, he must act “outraged” and “robbed”.

— Any striker who is more than five yards offside must still either wag a finger or launch a tirade of expletives at the flag-bearing official.

 

reminds me of Chantelle's "My Debut" (Jan 1995)

 

ok, some forum had this in text..

 

Stop reading if you don't like laughing at yourself, but this was in the letter's section of yesterday's Fiver, and I found it pretty funny:

http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver

 

I liked this better:

"The Special One complains that Chelsea never get penalties. Look what happens when they do"

 

He's such an easy target.

 

so are Manyoo!

from F365/teamtalk

 

That's been doing the rounds all day. Far funnier is "Absent in Greece". I also sort of regret never having the chance to make that "Gary Neville - Greek Tragedy" banner.

On another note: Merseyside Police want to interview Frank Lampard about the burglary at Pepe Reina's house. They would like him to account for his whereabouts between 7:30 and 10:15 on Tuesday night.

 

Haha!! Too true

 

LMFAO. I'm cackling like a witch. Hilarious stuff.

I love the idea of Scousers running around the Parthenon and saying "You call that history?!"

 

Mourinho was arrested but released quickly after an incident involving his pet dog. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=430612&cc=5901
The story is not exactly funny but I wanted to revive this thread...what was funny was my reaction when I saw the headline - "Rough justice as Mourinho is arrested" ... the dog story was a bit dissapointing after that.

 

I was so excited to see Mourinho arrested, until I saw what it was for. I was hoping it was for faking a injury to get into a hospital. I figure he teaches his players to fake getting hurt, that must be what he practices in real life.

 

CHELSEA boss Jose Mourinho has defended hiding his dog from Police who wanted to quarantine it. Well, I guess he's used to seeing things disappear after leaving Europe.


MANCHESTER UNITED and Newcastle want to lure striker Mark Viduka from Middlesbrough on a free transfer. Man U are offering Champions League football and a chance of Premiership success, while Newcastle are offering him the keys to a local pie factory. Newcastle are favourites.

NEWCASTLE striker Kieron Dyer is a shock £3.5m target for Uefa Cup finalists Sevilla. A Seville speaking person said, “Well, it’s not everyday you get offered a player and £3.5m.”

LEEDS veteran Gary Kelly is involved in talks with two consortiums interested in buying the club. They are rumoured to be Poundland and Vanish.


PORTSMOUTH goalkeeper David ‘Calamity’ James says players should be docked cash for bad performances. We wonder why he didn’t come up with that idea when he was at Liverpool?

ARSENE WENGER has warned Stan Kroenke not to sacrifice Arsenal's traditional values after the US billionaire bought a £65m stake in the club. In response, Kroenke has reassured Wenger that he has no plans to have any English players either.

Smaller club Everton manager David Moyes has blasted Liverpool FC’s manager Rafa Benitez for calling his smaller club a smaller club.

“How dare he say that Everton FC are a smaller club! Just because they have won some European trophies and many more domestic trophies than us, just because they have bigger support and crowds than us, just because they have multiple bids from billionaires and just because they are a bigger club doesn’t mean that we are a smaller club!”

“I’m not ginger!” Added Moyes.

He also claimed that Andy Johnson wasn’t bald, “he just has very, very short hair”, before joining the Everton squad on the team bus, or the 19A from Queens Square as everyone else calls it.

 

This article is a good thing but I found just a funny quote in it from Gillett

 

No. American Red. He was referring to the 39 Italian fans that died at Heysel in 1985, he was stupid and irresponsible for saying that but as a Liverpool fan, I do not condem some (not all though) of our fans who decided to chase the Juventus supporters near to a crumbling wall which sadly killed their 39 fans but I blame the authorities for the choice of venue so they should shoulder the blame too.