F this chick, she like most chicks, is like a pair of shoes, you wear them for a while, you get comfortable in them, but women like shoes, don't age very well, so you bin them. To make a long story short, Vanna is over the age of 22, the age where most women hit the wall, so it's time to bin her, out with the rubbish you old hag!
I'd still buy a bowel, err... I mean vowel from her... An "O", please? Sorry. Bad joke. Really bad joke.
I wonder if she's had surgery to remove the BIF. I know most women that are getting on in age have them.
Butt In Front. Not to be confused with the ever popular, UPA, or Upper P*ssy Area. You know, everyone has seen it, the pooch that forms when girls let themselves go...Which generally happens when a girl hits the wall, say around age 22.
I always heard it as a FUPA, as in (fat) UPA... or preferably, GUNT.. gut + C*NT.... But in Vannas case: I'd still hit it....