Joe Cannon needs to be in Europe

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by ussocbich, Aug 11, 2002.

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  1. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    Joe is wasting his time in the US amatuer league. He need to go to Europe and make his make. Landon is to small to make a real impact. He got two gimme goals! Joe is the anchor of the Quakes, but should be shipped out to become a man.
     
  2. twell_girl

    twell_girl New Member

    Jul 28, 2002
    cali
    :mad:US AMATUER (i say amateur) league, huh! although it is true that joe is one of the best american goalkeepers we've had so far, he's become a "man" because of MLS...so don't u go calling it amateur...and by the way, you're in an MLS Forum...are you lost?:(
     
  3. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    Psssttttt........don't feed the trolls honey, it just makes them more obnoxious. If you ignore them, then they have to get their jollies somewhere else.
     
  4. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    Joe got good working his tail off on his own time.. NOT by having 5'3" Coby Jones and the other retarded MLS JV players shoot at him. He became a MAN in the gym at Santa Clara, not the second rate field that is San Jose State FOOTBALL's turf. It should sicken you people that the amatuer league plays in the den of the anti-sport American Football.
     
  5. Jimbob

    Jimbob New Member

    Jul 17, 1999
    Washington DC

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I'm laughing at you, btw.
     
  6. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm sickened. Now, go out and play on your local freeway.:p
     
  7. twell_girl

    twell_girl New Member

    Jul 28, 2002
    cali
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  8. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    Face it... the MLS is the Arena Football II of soccer. When an Orange-afro fossil from the 94 WC is the league icon, you are in trouble. Why is the MLS flooded with poor American talent. The problem is that it is a pimple on the behind of US sports. I see more coverage of the WNBA than I do of the MLS.. and the WNBA suuuucks. Joe would be smart to play in France for a bit then step up to German or English leagues. I just hope his agent has the balls to promote him over there. Heck, maybe the MLS could sell him and make enough money NOT to fold teams. Pretty soon it will just be one team having a 4 on 4 tourney for the MLS Cup. Leave Joe ... head for a nation where you don't speak the language.. or suffer a pissweak salary in a pissweak league.
     
  9. doppelganger

    doppelganger Member

    Jul 6, 2001
    santa cruz, ca
    so pissweak trolls who know pissweak about pissall can post pissweak responses....

    like Albany said, the 280 is calling.....
     
  10. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Dudes. Not feeding the trolls never work. Say not feeding the trolls IS feeding the trolls. You always get at least 10 more replies than if you just don't acknowledge the trolls.

    I think hurling insults is a better solution, and it is fun too :D
     
  11. LittleSweetheart

    LittleSweetheart New Member

    Aug 10, 2002
    Bay Area, CA
    Who cares what ussocbich thinks?

    If Joe feels he needs to go overseas, then he'll take the steps to make that happen. But for now, he's ours. And we're damn proud to have the best keeper in the league.

    If Joe feels he needs to go overseas to play, then that's up to him. It doesn't matter what some troll thinks. So who really cares what ussocbich says?
     
  12. doppelganger

    doppelganger Member

    Jul 6, 2001
    santa cruz, ca
    LittleSweetheart, you are living up to your moniker....

    where is the venom, where is the malice, where are the insults?

    :D
     
  13. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    This little trolls argument is fatally flawed because "Hands of Stone" Joe Cannon could never make it in Europe. His ball handling and footwork would get hom laughed off the continent.

    Other than that, this troll is actually one of the worst I have seen. No venom other than some washed up MLS insults that he must have gotten off of a forum circa 1998.
     
  14. LittleSweetheart

    LittleSweetheart New Member

    Aug 10, 2002
    Bay Area, CA
    :D

    Some of the girls on this board don't think I'm so sweet just because I'm not gaga over Landon. :(

    Oh well!

    Seriously, I just don't like to get all worked up over someone so obviously lacking in brain cells. Did this troll really think this would piss us off? Whatever!
     
  15. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    One point of RB's that I definitely have to agree with. MLS has come a long way in the past seven seasons, and you'd have to be blind not to recognize them. With half the players on the World Cup squad from MLS and with the showing the US made in the World Cup, what does that show you about MLS? Takes time, and MLS is certainly not the English Premier League, but it is going upward.
     
  16. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    Who says circa anyway?

    I don't live near the 280 since I have a job. But it is good to see that the homeless people are allowed Internet connections so they can post comments about how Joe should stay in the MLS. I guess mental retardation is a major factor in people living on the street. BTW - Landon wets his bed.
     
  17. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Ahhh, the great "homeless person with a computer" insult. I am sure that you had a tough time choosing between that and the "do your parents know you are on the internet" gem. I am sure that right now you are yucking it up in your cube as you come up with some dead on Mom or homosexual insults for all of us.

    The funniest thing about this is your tired act. Spouting off catch phrases that will get you laughed out of most forums- and the bit about Landon wetting his bed- simply cutting.

    I can sh!t funnier posts than this stuff. Is thal all you got??????
     
  18. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Are you Joe's twin or are you the skate pro?
     
  19. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    hahhahah

    I am not Jon or Colt... but I am stalking them all the same.
     
  20. doppelganger

    doppelganger Member

    Jul 6, 2001
    santa cruz, ca
    was that a sense of humor that came shining through your previous aggressions?

    "mental retardation..." :rolleyes:
     
  21. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    to the other guy .. classic shat room put downs are the best.. much like how Crank Yankers uses classic crank call jokes to crack me up... I am pretty impressed by you though.. You type very well for someone with all that KY on their hands.

    I bet you are the ugliest woman alive.
     
  22. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Who better to judge that than someone who has probably bedded their fair share of 300 lbs mutts. :D
     
  23. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    Where did that come from? I love the bigger women.. they try harder to please because they HAVE to. I can fart in bed after sailing the Orca seas and she will think its roses.
     
  24. LittleSweetheart

    LittleSweetheart New Member

    Aug 10, 2002
    Bay Area, CA
    Oh, now I see. You're mistaking us for Galaxy fans. This isn't the Galaxy forum dear. I think you must be lost.
     
  25. ussocbich

    ussocbich BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 11, 2002
    LittleSweetFart, that was weak.
     

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