FINALLY! A legitmate explanation of the 2000 election.

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Finnegan, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. Finnegan

    Finnegan Member

    Sep 5, 2001
    Portland Oregon
    Well our good friend General Boykin seems to be the first one who has finally come up with a legitimate reason why Bush is our president despite the actual votes counted in 2000.

    "Why is this man in the White House? The majority of Americans did not vote for him. He's in the White House because God put him there for a time such as this."
     
  2. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    God couldn't stuff a ballot box? God couldn't make it look plausible?
     
  3. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    heartwarming to know president delusional isn't alone
     
  4. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    Finally, liberals like Finnegan and Loney get closure.

    And everyone else who can't swallow the obvious explanation - "he got enough electoral college votes"
     
  5. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    just out of morbid curiousity, why is everyone who thinks bush is flying piece of garbage automatically a liberal? i think the word you are looking for is 'realist'
     
  6. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
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    United States
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    He sure did! And I, like the good General, would like to thank the Judeo-Christian God for puttin' us in position to ensure those electoral college votes went to the most God-fearin' born again HARD man I know...my 'bro!

    :rolleyes:
     
  7. Northcal19

    Northcal19 New Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    Celtic Tavern LODO (
    Yes... Now remind me, how'd he get those Florida electoral votes.

    Here in Colorado our philandering, born again, Texan, family values, governor whose wife just threw him out of the house for skirt chasing went ahead and redistricted the state illegally so we don't have to deal with messy elections now, where any god damn candidate might win.

    Bush needs to rethink this on a national level. He only has so many brothers. Maybe he can unilaterally assign more electoral votes to Texas and Florida.


    Oh yeah, back on topic, I can't believe this guy said that, maybe he'd been drinking. Even the evangelicals don't believe that right?
     
  8. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    God did make it plausible. He invented a breed of liberal too stupid to even vote. He needs some laughs, too, you know.
     
  9. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    I wonder how the good general explains the election of Bill Clinton.

    Satan, perhaps?
    :D
     
  10. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    I think He's laughing at you, not with you.
     
  11. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    ya know it wasn't all about chads dingle... some of those ballots were misleading and illegal - and again, i remind you that it was not only democrats who had their votes miscast... not that you are much interested in reality...

    besides, it's mighty tough business on you continually ridiculing a bunch of senior citizens - ever seen them drive? it IS tough for some people to vote properly then, isn't it?
     
  12. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=75767
     

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