Zombie Pooches! No Kidding!

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by IntheNet, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
    Northern Virginia
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Blood Swapping Reanimates Dead Dogs
    Tuesday, June 28, 2005
    By Bill Hoffmann
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160903,00.html
    "In a series of nightmarish experiments straight out of a horror flick, scientists at a leading university have killed dozens of dogs — then brought them back to life. The hapless pooches, who have their blood drained for up to three hours, are being reanimated in a bid to develop the use of suspended animation to help humans who are injured in combat or crime. In the unsettling tests, dogs of all breeds and sizes are put under, their veins drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution which drops their body temperature from a normal 101 degrees to near freezing. That puts them in a state of extreme hypothermia, making them scientifically dead — with no breathing, heartbeat or brain activity. But their tissues and vital organs are preserved. The corpses are then brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies, giving them pure oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts."

    I bet PETA is all over this! I wonder if liberals could be likewise treated?
     
  2. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay, thats it. Apocalypse has arrived.

    ITN, when the rapture comes, can I have your car?
     
  3. URwormfood

    URwormfood Member

    Mar 24, 2004
    6 feet under: LOT 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Cult classic movie...But the head does look like Kerry.. :eek:

    ~worm~
     
  4. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Quick, someone call Ted Williams' family!!
     
  5. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Red Card

    Feb 13, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did anyone else think Futurama here?
     
  6. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    As discussed in the Zombie thread in the Movies/TV forum... here's my preferred gear for when this enevitably blows up into a world-shattering zombie invasion:

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  7. simplysoccerBR

    simplysoccerBR New Member

    Feb 13, 2004
    Curitiba
    Sweet.
     

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