Still more evidence that Chivas USA is good for the league

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by ElJefe, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United

    haha checkout the age requirements...28 being the oldest I think we are okay :)
     
  3. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Personally, I would not be opposed if ChivaGirls was composed entirely of hot 26-year-old foreign chicks.
     
  4. Mad Hattah

    Mad Hattah Member

    Jun 7, 2000
    North Florida
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is a fantastic idea. Think they'll look like some of those latin american soccer cheerleader/strippers? It will make people take notice of the team if they follow that mold... :D
     
  5. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why did they have to make #16 a requirement? Shouldn't that be, ya know, understood?
     
  6. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe they saw the Crewzers and figured "better safe than sorry," or whatever the equivalent expression in Spanish is.
     
  7. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Wait, anyone have an archived copy of that page? It looks like they took away the height and weight requirements...
     
  8. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I'll be following these off-season acquisitions closely.
     
  9. metros11

    metros11 Member

    Sep 11, 1999
    Highlands of NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Requirement number 11: NO FAT CHICKS!!!
     
  10. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    Chi-town

    I guess that rules out Ronadlo. Beckham can still tryout though.
     
  11. jordanz

    jordanz New Member

    Jan 7, 2004
    Monterey, CA
    Shouldn't they be ChivasChicas? Viva la bonitas chicas!
     
  12. Jimjamesak

    Jimjamesak New Member

    May 3, 2003
    Anchorage Alaska
    Awesome. Wicked Awesome.
     
  13. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    GoatGirls????!!!!
     
  14. Jimjamesak

    Jimjamesak New Member

    May 3, 2003
    Anchorage Alaska
    How about "Hot latin girls in skimpy clothing dancing while the team they represent is getting beat badly" girls.
     
  15. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hear that on the internet, there are websites devoted to that sort of thing.
     
  16. churchill2000

    churchill2000 3x MLS Cup Champions

    Jul 12, 2004
    Monde Virtuel
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy

    Nice one.

    I guess Mr.Vergara realized that outside of the first home game, he won't be packing them in at the HDC like the Galaxy does.

    On a serious note, I realize how pathetic this really is, having cheerleaders be the main focus of the game . . .

    But then again, the Rapids have cheerleaders, and it beats having to watch Colorado play on their half of the field the entire game.


    Go Chivas Girls!!
     
  17. blitzzfc

    blitzzfc New Member

    Nov 9, 2004
    Salt Lake City
    And by that, you mean NO FAT ASSES? Have you been to LA? Where is yr sense of compassion? :D
     
  18. CUS

    CUS New Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Isn't that going to be a segment on the next Girls Gone Wild?
     

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