Chants of the Week

Discussion in 'Houston Supporters Clubs' started by Offebacher, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After the Holiday Hiatus here is the first one for '08.

    The Four Weddings and a Funeral Edition:

    You don't know what you're doing!"
    Baggies fans after a fan had his marriage proposal accepted by his girlfriend during half-time at West Brom v Scunthorpe. (Mark Wittenberg, UK).


    "Even Fergie says you're s***!"
    Villa fans to Man Utd fans at the FA cup tie after the comments made by Ferguson about the lack of noise made by the United supporters. (Luke Vale, England).

    "We won't be signing you!"
    QPR fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips during their FA Cup third round tie at Chelsea. (Paul, London).

    "We forgot that you were here."
    QPR fans when Chelsea finally decided to start singing.
    "We forgot that you exist!"
    Chelsea fans reply. (Sam, London).

    "One-nil and you still don't sing."
    Reading Fans to Pompey Fans.
    "Four goals and you still don't win!"
    Pompey fans' retort, recalling their 7-4 win earlier this season. (Andy Dunks, England).

    "If you can't find your slippers, wear your Scholes."
    The "funeral-like" atmosphere at Old Trafford on New Year's Day allows the Stretford End to throw out a few of the lesser-known classics. This one was a personal favourite. (Grid, Manchester).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK

    "Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head showing, and left there during the second half."
    Colchester's announcer at half time against Southampton. Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will Young and being hung from the floodlights have apparently failed to discourage all the smokers. (Greg, England).
     
  2. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Who else is going on trial in Austria this week?" edition:


    "We've got more steel than you!"
    QPR fans at Bramall lane, referring to new investment by steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal at Rangers and Sheffield's status as the steel city. (Paul Knapp, England).

    [​IMG] I'd rather be at the Villa

    "Forest Gump is a Villa Fan!"
    Aston Villa fans at Reading game after Hollywood actor Tom Hanks outed himself as a Villan. (Nick McD, England).


    "We couldn't sell you on ebay!"
    Grimsby Town fans to ex-keeper Anthony Williams. (Leon Harding, Grimsby).

    "Sali-Salifou... Sali-Salifou"
    (To the tune of Daddy, Daddy Cool). Villa fans pay tribute to Salifou on his debut. (RC, UK).

    "You're just a fat Kevin Doyle!"
    Reading fans to Robbie Keane at White Hart Lane.(Helen, Reading).

    "You'll never play at Anfield!"
    Bishop's Stortford fans to Havant and Waterlooville when Stortford were 4-1 up. Havant could face Liverpool in the FA Cup if they win their replay against Swansea. (Ben Markham, Bishop's Stortford).

    "We can't see you sneaking out!"
    Worcester City fans celebrate their abandonment at Nuneaton Borough when the floodlights failed with Nuneaton 2-0 up in the 82nd minute. (Darrell Butler, Worcestershire).

    "He's so lower league
    He's so lower league
    He's so lower league
    HE'S SO LOWER LEAGUE!"
    To the tune of 'She's so lovely' by Scouting For Girls - Burnley fans to their under-performing winger Steve Jones. (Abduly, UK)

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK


    "If this is your first visit to The Valley, I should probably advise you it's not always like that!"
    Charlton's announcer at half-time v Blackpool after four goals in a blistering first 25 minutes. (Paulo, England).

    "We wanted him, he wanted us, and now we're together."
    The stadium announcer at Stamford Bridge gets emotional over new signing Nicolas Anelka. (Emily, UK).
    "The next match here at the Banks's Stadium is on New Years Day, which this year falls on January 1st."
    Walsall stadium announcer at half-time in their league match with Millwall. (Adam Guest, United Kingdom). A little old, but well worth bending the rules to include it! Ed.
     
  3. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ouch, where's the love?:p
     
  4. *rey*

    *rey* Member+

    Feb 22, 2006
    Houston
    awesome.

    none of you EPL lickers said anything about the English booing the US anthem at the Hatton-Mayweather fight. next time one of yous complains about a Mexican being in your seat at a soccer game and how uncivilized we are you get a punch in the nuts from me.

    ricky your right hand is waaaaaay to low, but i guess you know that now.

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  5. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The John Denver Live in Sheffield Edition:


    "You Fill Up My Senses
    Like A Home Game With Wigan
    Like A Goal From Paul Scharner
    Like a Goal From Teves
    Like a peno from Unsworth
    Like a bye bye to Warnock
    Like Sheffield United
    You ****** up again!"
    Sheffield Wednesday fans teasing United in the steel city derby. (Molly Fenwick, England).

    "Bryan, top marks for not trying - with your rubbish formations and awful choices, you should get the boot soon."
    Wednesday fans to Bryan Robson, to the tune of Arctic Monkeys' Brianstorm.(James, England).

    "You can stick your Yorkshire pudding up your a***!"
    Carlisle fans to Doncaster. (Sam, Carlisle).

    "What's that coming out of the air - it's Martin Laursen, it's Martin Laursen."
    Villa fans to their goalscoring defender. (Darren, England).

    "You're getting sacked in the morning"
    Luton fans to Rafa Benitez.

    "You're going bust in the morning!"
    Liverpool fans reply. (Sam Jackson, England).

    "There's only one Jurgen Klinsmann!"
    Luton fans after Liverpool sang Benitez's name. (Elliot Georges, England).

    "Mixu Paatelainen, what a ******* signing!"
    Hibernian fans to their new manager. (Alun Davies, Wales).

    "Nice one Harry, nice one son, nice one Harry, for turning down the scum!"
    Sunderland fans to Harry Redknapp. (Iain Turner, England).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "Would the owner of vehicle number XXXXXX, please go to reception, as they have your keys and the windows are wide open. Oh and I got this message five minutes ago."
    At Home Park, Plymouth. (Matthew Monaghan, England).

    "Mr X, your wife has just gone into labour. You don't have to leave if you don't want to."At Cardiff v Sheffield Wednesday. Jack Reynolds, Wales

    "I haven't got a clue who scored that, but at least we're winning."
    Bramall Lane announcer after Sheffield United took the lead against QPR. (Alan Ellis, England).

    [​IMG] Whadda ya mean, not that Exotic Dancer? See Headline of the Week

    "Goal for David Brid!"
    Announcer at Whaddon Road when Cheltenham's David Bird scored against Bournemouth. (Sam King, England).

    "And the score is West Ham 1, Fulham 1. Fulham's scorer was Simon Davies - at least someone from Tottenham has scored today!"
    Chelsea announcer at half-time against Spurs. (Hanif Price, England).

    HEADLINE OF THE WEEK

    "Geraghty rides Exotic Dancer."
    On the RTE racing index regarding Barry Geraghty's er, mount, at Cheltenham on Saturday. (Mark Tracey, Ireland).
     
  6. Macsen

    Macsen Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 5, 2007
    Orlando
    Club:
    Orlando City SC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's gonna get served divorce papers if he didn't leave. :rolleyes:

    And now we know why Tottenham won the second leg 5-1. :p
     
  7. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Balloon Gate Edition:

    A few quotes on the matter


    "I dreamed about scoring in the FA cup as a kid. Trust me to have my thunder stolen by a few balloons."
    Luton Shelton reflects on his bizarre FA Cup goal for Sheffield United against Man City. (Craig Robbo, Sheffield).

    "I've never seen a goal like that before, the ball changed direction and the balloons played a one-two with Michael Ball."
    The balloons showed too much skill for Sven's defence to cope with on the day. (Jamie Arkle).


    And now the chants:

    "Can we play you every week?"
    Havant & Waterlooville fans when 1-0 up at Anfield in the FA Cup.
    "Are you Swansea in disguise?"
    Havant supporters after going 2-1 up (they beat Swansea in the previous round). (Andy Jones, England).

    [​IMG] Who will we get in the next round?


    "You're just a small town near Havant!"
    Plymouth fans to Portsmouth in the FA Cup tie at the weekend. (Sean Rake, England).

    "We pay your sponsorship!"
    Financially-aware Arsenal supporters to Newcastle, sponsored by Northern Rock. (John Stanton, UK).

    "One-nil, to the Arsenal."
    Gunners fans after going one up against Newcastle in the FA Cup.
    "Five-one, even Jenas scored!"
    Newcastle fans reply, referring to Arsenal's 5-1 defeat by Spurs. (Richard Tallett, UK).

    "Feed the Hare and he will score!"
    Aston Villa fans to Marlon Harewood. (Tom Wilks, Mid Wales).

    "We've got wood, we've got wood, we've got wood!"
    Sung by Worthing fans after two and a half thousand tons of wood washed up on our seaside last week. (Brad, Worthing).

    "Vera's dead, Vera's dead, Vera's dead!"
    West Ham fans away at Man City following the death of the character Vera Duckworth in Coronation Street. (Sean, Brighton).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK


    "Attention please. Congratulations Mr X, you have just become a father."
    Heard at Mansfield v Middlesbrough on Saturday. Now that's commitment! (Sam Vardy, England).

    DJ TUNE OF THE WEEK

    The Benny Hill theme tune.
    Lincoln City announcer as the Dagenham & Redbridge players came out for the second half. (Stuart, England).

    BANNER OF THE WEEK
    "One DIC is better than 2!"
    Spotted at the Liverpool-Villa game, referring to the interest from Dubai International Capital. Hilarious!! (Richard Morris, UK).
     
  8. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The This Weeks "Friendly" Edition:


    "Can we play you twice a week?!"
    Arsenal fans to Newcastle after Tuesday's 3-0 win at the Emirates, their second over them in four days! (Jim F, England).

    "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
    Newcastle fans when Nicklas Bendtner came on for Arsenal, joining Emmanuel Adebayor on the pitch, a week after their on-field tussle. (Reg, England).

    "There's only one Kevin Keegan!"
    Arsenal fans when they went 3-0 up. (Declan O'Brien, England).

    "That was in, that was in, that was in!"
    Kilmarnock fans after Airdrie hit the underside of the bar and the goal-line. Appeals for a goal were waved away. (Duncan, Scotland).

    "Are you Arsenal in disguise?"
    Spurs fans after going 1-0 up against Man Utd. (Luke Nightingale, UK).

    [​IMG] It's a long story


    "Are you Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch' in disguise?!"
    Wrexham fans. (Adam, Wales).

    "Finland's number two!"
    To Antti Niemi by Bolton fans during Bolton v Fulham. (Rob, UK).

    "It's Wednesday to-mor-row, it's Wednesday to-mor-row, I think it is, I'm sure it is, it's Wednesday to-mor-row!"
    Wolves supporters respond to 'Wednesday till I die' chants from Sheffield Wednesday fans. (James Collier, England).

    "You're not even in the squad!"
    Wigan fans to Rob Green, in response to West Ham's chants of 'England's number 1'. (Greg Farrimond, Wigan).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK

    "Ladies and gentlemen, goal for QPR in the 76th minute. I didn't see who scored, sorry, but the BBC Sport website tells me it's Ephraim."
    Cardiff announcer after QPR got a late consolation. (Lee Webster, Wales). Happy to help! Ed.

    "Substitution for Millwall."
    Walsall stadium announcer, announcing a, er, Gillingham substitution at the Walsall-Gills game on Saturday. (Adam Guest, UK).

    "Is there a level three referee in the stadium?"
    After the linesman fell into a photographers' pit at the Ipswich v Plymouth game. (Stephen Bailey, England).

    BANNER OF THE WEEK

    "If it's not broke, don't Hicks it!"
    At the Liverpool-Villa game. (Ciaran, Ireland).

    DJ TUNE OF THE WEEK
    "Whoah! We're Going to Barbados."
    Played during the Aldershot Town warm up. (Louis Soares and Anthony Straker having both received an international call up to the Caribbean side). (Ben, UK).
     
  9. Dynamogal

    Dynamogal Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "I said were playing the Quakes, not Quakers" edition:


    "Jim Bullard, Bullard,
    He's better than Steve Gerrard,
    He's thinner than Frank Lampard,
    Jim Bullard, Bullard."
    Fulham fans salute Jimmy Bullard. (Chaz Whelton, England).

    "Shanghai on Tuesday Nights!"
    Bristol City fans give their thoughts on being promoted to the Premier League during the defeat of Sheffield Wednesday. (Gary Turner, Bristol).

    "Who's the w***** with the drum?"
    Sheffield United fans against Colchester.
    "Sam's the w***** with the drum!"
    Colchester fans reply. (Greg, England).

    "We are impeccable!"
    Man City fans at Old Trafford after the stadium announcer thanked them for their impeccable behaviour during the minute's silence. (Kevin, Scotland).

    "Time for your sandwiches!"
    City fans to their United counterparts 10 minutes before half-time as some started to leave their seats. (Paul Edwards, England).

    [​IMG] Decisions decisions...


    "I'd rather be a sausage than an egg!"
    Sung by Birmingham fans at recent away games. (Jordan Robinson, England). What?! Ed.

    "Our ginge is better than your ginge!"
    Bolton supporters against Portsmouth, referring to Gary Megson and Harry Redknapp. (Jack Hobson, England).

    "Don't blame it on Staunton, don't blame it on Givens, don't blame it on Keano, blame it on Delaney."
    Irish chant to chief executive John Delaney during the Brazil game, regarding the chaos surrounding the vacant manager's post. (Pádraig Ó Muireagáin, Ireland).

    "Just one Capello, give him to me, delicious manager, from Italy!"
    England fans v Switzerland. (Leon, UK).

    "You should stick to rugby league!"
    Plymouth Argyle fans to Hull. (Chris, Cornwall).

    "Return of the Mac!"
    Leeds fans welcome home Gary McCallister.
    "Dennis Wise, he's a k***, he left the Leeds for an admin job!"
    And bid farewell to Dennis Wise.(Peter Smithson, UK).

    "He's bald, he's old, he never plays in goal - Jens Lehmann, Jens Lehmann."
    Man City fans to Lehmann.(Ste Wadsworth, England).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "Please stand for the national anthem of the Republic of Northern Ireland."
    The MC at St Mary's before the start of the England U21 international with the Republic of Ireland. (Steve Hickman, England).

    "Please ignore the scoreboard, it is a bit out."
    Heard at the Wales-Scotland match.(Gareth Hubback, Wales).

    BANNERS OF THE WEEK


    "Commit all your crimes when Sachin is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is watching."
    Tribute to Sachin Tendulkar at the SCG. (Siddharth, India).
    "Shaun Pollock: Giving ginger kids cred since 1995."
    At 5th ODI between West Indies and South Africa. (Max Forrester, USA).
     
  11. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Don Ho Pan Pacific Cup Edition:


    "You can stick your ******* roses up your ****!" and "I love Tottenham more than you!"
    Spurs fans to their loved ones back home while watching Tottenham on Valentine's Day in Prague. (Ollie, London).

    "We all know Posh Spice, she likes a bit of rough. When she's in bed with Beckham, she dreams of Michael Brough!"
    Forest Green Rovers chant to their skipper. (Paul, England).

    "Oh when the beans,
    Come out the tin,
    Oh when the beans come out the tin,
    You put the bread in the toaster,
    Oh when the beans come out the tin."
    Birmingham fans at West Ham. (Iain Smith, England).

    [​IMG] Ah the good old days


    "Tiswas! Swap Shop!"
    Bristol Rovers fans at Doncaster. No I didn't get it either. (Gasman, GB).

    "What's it like to have no Cox?"
    Swindon fans to Northampton after the Robins beat the Cobblers to the signing of Simon Cox. (Nathan, Wiltshire).

    "Your mum is Mrs Mangel, your dad is Harold Bishop, la, la, la, la!"
    Indian fans to Brett Lee. (Gansham Maraj, UK).

    "You should have bought Burnley!"
    Burnley fans to QPR's rich owners after they squandered a 2-0 lead to lose 4-2. (Jack Launer). UK
    "Shittu and you know you are!"
    Charlton fans' reaction after ex-Addick Danny Shittu puts the ball into his own net at Watford. (Con Medez, England).


    "S*** ground, no fans!"
    Barnsley fans at Anfield in the FA Cup. (Danny Walker, UK).

    "If you hate Bryan Robson, throw your shoes."
    Sheffield United fans before Robbo was relieved of the manager's role. (Alan Hopkins, England).


    [​IMG] Also available in red and white


    Brentford fans: "Two-nil to the proper Bees."
    Barnet fans: "Red and white bees, you're having a laugh!"
    During the battle of the Bees at Underhill. (Rik Scales).

    ''Now Richard Huuughes, Krank - Yar, Sol Campbell and superman Jam-o!''
    Pompey fans, to the 'Soulja Boy' tune. Genius! (Rob, Portsmouth).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "Would the owner of a silver car, registration XXXXXXX - please move it immediately. If they can find it."
    At Wednesday night's fog-bound match between Stevenage Borough and Forest Green Rovers. (Paul, Stevenage).

    "No ball games are permitted in the ground tonight."
    At Horsham's home Rymans Premier League match against AFC Wimbledon. I think Horsham took that advice. (Alan Belmore, England).
    "Unfortunately you go home empty-handed. You didn't hit the crossbar but you did knock out a Leyton Orient player, and that really should be worth a good few bonus points."
    Walsall announcer to a half-time crossbar challenge contestant who hit a Leyton Orient sub on the head. (Miles Oliver, England).


    BANNER OF THE WEEK

    "DEEP END"
    Motherwell banner on Saturday against Kilmarnock after their last three games had been postponed due to a waterlogged pitch. (Scott, Scotland).
     
  12. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Now we know what FC Dallas feels like when they come to Houston" edition:


    "We'll race you back to London!"
    Arsenal fans to United supporters during their 4-0 fifth round defeat at Old Trafford. (Matt, Stockport).

    "Where are ya?"
    Millwall fans to their Huddersfield counterparts at a fog-bound McAlpine Stadium. (Adam Brown, England).

    ''Taxi for Driver!''
    Celtic fans to Hearts player Andrew Driver after he fluffed two clear chances in quick succession. (Davie, Scotland).

    "You're supposed to pay the bills!"
    MK Dons fans to Swansea after a brief floodlight failure during the Johnstone's Paint Trophy southern area final at the Liberty Stadium. (Mark, Milton Keynes).

    [​IMG] Yes, Delia and I get on very well


    "There's only one Gordon Ramsay!"
    Hull City fans while playing Delia Smith's Norwich. (Tom Mumford, England).

    "Mark Beesley, whooah, Mark Beesley, whooah, he came from Forest Green, to join a proper team!"
    Cambridge fans to Forest Green on their new signing. (Sam Williman, England).

    "We'll see you all next year!"
    Derby fans To Birmingham at St Andrew's. (Tom Hopkins, England).
    "Where's your burger van?"
    "Have you ever seen a salad?"
    "Have you ever seen your ****?"
    QPR fans to Sheffield United goalkeeper Paddy Kenny. (Saffa Michail, Isle of Wight).


    "What a load of rubbish!"
    Boro fans to staff at Sheffield United walking around with full bin bags near the touchline. (Paul, UK).

    "You can stick your Robbie Williams up your a***!"
    Swansea fans to Port Vale counterparts. (Scott Thompson, Swansea).

    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "Unacceptable behaviour is unacceptable."
    Announcer at Hibernian v Aberdeen. (Ryan Bathgate, East Lothian).

    "Get a programme and get stuffed."
    Colchester's announcer explains that a free pie is being given away with each programme. (Greg, England).

    [​IMG] Never a cab when you need one


    "There is a taxi waiting in the car park."
    (5 minutes later) "There is a greyhound tied up in the car park. We are not yet sure whether the taxi is for the greyhound!"
    From the Histon announcer. (Simon Dewhurst, England).
    ''Unfortunately there's an unidentified blockage in the West Stand toilets, please hold till you get home.''
    At half time, Cheltenham v Hartlepool. (Bryan Rochford, Hull).
     
  13. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "They know about Anderson!!" Election Day Edition:

    That's Juande, Juande Ramos!
    To the tune of Elvis's 'The Wonder Of You'. (Bernie Biggs, UK).


    "You should have stayed with your mothers!"
    QPR fans to Stoke during Rangers' comprehensive win on Mother's Day. (Saffa Michail, Isle of Wight).

    "Anderson-son-son, he's better than Kleberson
    Anderson-son-son, our midfield magician
    To the left to the right, to the zamba beat tonight
    He is class with a brass and he ****s on Fabregas!"
    Man Utd fans to Anderson, to the tune of Agadoo. (Jacqueline, Hong Kong).

    "Peter Halmosi, you're the love of my life, Peter Halmosi, you can s*** my wife."
    Plymouth fans after Halmosi's second goal against Burnley. (Al, UK).

    [​IMG] Any idea how the 'Ammers are getting on, dear?


    "There's only one Prince Philip."
    West Ham fans at Mohammed Al Fayed's Fulham. (Max Mather, UK).

    "Does your butler know you're here?"
    West Ham chant to middle-class Fulham fans. (Mark Leech, UK).

    "We've been here more times than you!"
    Cambridge City fans to the extra supporters Havant & Waterlooville have gained since their trip to Anfield. (Stephen Warne, UK).

    "Can we play you every week?"
    What Garrison fans sing to Woolpack fans on the Scilly Isles, where they are the only two teams and play against each other 18 times a season. (Simon Dewhurst, England).


    "Que sera sera
    Whatever will be, will be
    We're going to Shrewsbury
    Que sera sera."
    Luton Town fans are resigned to their fate, singing against Leyton Orient. (Chris Mitchell, UK).

    "Earthquake survivors!"
    Grimsby fans at Morecambe on Saturday. Grimsby was near the epicentre of last week's earthquake. (Jason Webb, Lincolnshire).

    Huddersfield fans: "England! England!"
    Swansea City fans: "There's only one Steve McClaren!" (Luke, Huddersfield).

    "S*** ground, no fans."
    Chanted by 166 Dagenham fans at Bradford's Valley Parade - home of the biggest ground and best crowds in League Two! (Garyth Davis, England).

    "Tell me ma, me ma...to put the champagne on ice, we're going to City twice!"
    Everton fans at Man City, where they could return for the Uefa Cup final. (Hayder Khan, Oldham).

    [​IMG] They make a lovely pair


    "There's only two Dave Kitsons!"
    Villa fans to a red-headed Reading steward during the recent encounter at the Madjeski. (Adam Joyce, England).

    "There's only one Paddy Kenny!"
    Middlesbrough fans to the Sheffield United keeper after his extra-time clanger put them in the FA Cup quarter-finals. (Jack MacGregor, Middlesbrough).


    STADIUM (AND TRAIN) ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK

    "There's a mustard-coloured Peugeot in the car park, registration XXXXXXX. You've left your windows open. Chances are if your car is a mustard colour you want it nicked, but just to let you know."
    Announcer before the Plymouth-Burnley match. (Brett, England).


    "Would the owner of a jeep blocking the main gate please move the vehicle immediately - if not sooner."
    At the Stanford Twenty20 cricket series in the West Indies. (Scott Jones, England).

    "For those standing up there will be free seats in a minute as many people will be leaving for Pride Park. For those of you going to Pride Park I want you to remember the following - it is not the winning that matters, it is the taking part that counts."
    Train manager on the 13.23 train to Derby for the game against Sunderland. As a Derby fan, am I able to go anywhere and be free from ridicule?! (Martyn Taylor, Sheffield).

    BANNER OF THE WEEK


    "Happy mother's day, mum - some things are more important."
    Seen at Everton-Portsmouth. (Ross, Scotland).

    "In order: Rafa, Stevie G, Cream Egg."
    At the Liverpool-Boro game ahead of Easter. (Tom Darsh, Wales).

    "Lithuanian Diving Team."
    At Motherwell-Hearts. (Martin Whiteside, Scotland).
     
  14. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "We're off to Guatemala" Edition

    "U.S.A!"
    Bolton fans respond to Liverpool chants of "Going down!" Alex Dover, England


    "Shearer, Shearer, what's the score?"
    Cardiff fans after beating Middlesbrough 2-0 to reach the FA Cup semi-final. Alan Shearer had suggested the winners of the Boro-Sheffield United replay would stand a good chance of reaching the semis. (David, Maesteg, South Wales).


    "You're just a small town in Belgium!"
    Tottenham fans to the PSV Eindhoven supporters. (Mike, UK).


    [​IMG] "I'm forever blowing bubbles...."


    "You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
    Spurs fans to Dean Ashton during the West Ham game. (Chris E, London).


    "We saw you score on the telly!"
    Ipswich fans to Paddy Kenny in response to Kenny's fluff against Boro. (Glyn Page, Brentwood).


    "There's only one Cheryl Tweedy!"
    Barnsley fans before the FA Cup quarter-final with Chelsea at Oakwell. (Julio Ebens, Barnsley).


    "Steve Dobbie, Dobbie,
    We don't care if you're overweight,
    'Cos we think you're ******* great,
    Steve Dobbie, Dobbie."
    Queen of the South fans celebrate Stephen Dobbie's opener against Dundee in the Scottish Cup quarter-final. (Andy Cowan, Scotland).


    "We've got Tim Ambrose,
    Sounds Like Ambrosia
    They make good Custard, comes in a tin
    They make good rice too,
    Thats not important
    Just as long as England win"
    The Barmy Army's new Tim Ambrose song. (Oli Wells, England).


    "We woke your neighbours up!"
    MK Dons fans at Grimsby after having our drums confiscated by stewards because it was a night game. (Connor, Milton Keynes).


    "You only sing at the Boat Race!"
    Cambridge United fans to their Oxford counterparts.(Neal Cannell, Bedford).


    "Can you tell us if we score?"
    Orient fans to Brighton fans, as the away stand is so far away from the pitch! (Grant Reyland, England).


    [​IMG] BANNER OF THE WEEK
    [​IMG]
    Liverpool fans make a point



    "Barry Hayles is bigger than this, he's got a door and a window, Barry Hayles is bigger than this."
    Leicester fans smirk at how small Ninian Park is during their 1-0 win over Cardiff. (Alex, England).


    "Andy Reid, He plays left wing, He loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
    Sung by Sunderland fans at Derby (well, it was better than watching the game). (Pete Sixsmith, UK).



    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK


    "And now the Olympiakos teamsheet...wish me luck!"
    Chelsea announcer before reading out a list of players including Zewlakow, Patsatzoglou and Djordjevic. (Chelsea Boy, England).
     
  15. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "We're off to Guatemala" Edition

    "U.S.A!"
    Bolton fans respond to Liverpool chants of "Going down!" Alex Dover, England


    "Shearer, Shearer, what's the score?"
    Cardiff fans after beating Middlesbrough 2-0 to reach the FA Cup semi-final. Alan Shearer had suggested the winners of the Boro-Sheffield United replay would stand a good chance of reaching the semis. (David, Maesteg, South Wales).


    "You're just a small town in Belgium!"
    Tottenham fans to the PSV Eindhoven supporters. (Mike, UK).


    [​IMG] "I'm forever blowing bubbles...."


    "You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
    Spurs fans to Dean Ashton during the West Ham game. (Chris E, London).


    "We saw you score on the telly!"
    Ipswich fans to Paddy Kenny in response to Kenny's fluff against Boro. (Glyn Page, Brentwood).


    "There's only one Cheryl Tweedy!"
    Barnsley fans before the FA Cup quarter-final with Chelsea at Oakwell. (Julio Ebens, Barnsley).


    "Steve Dobbie, Dobbie,
    We don't care if you're overweight,
    'Cos we think you're ******* great,
    Steve Dobbie, Dobbie."
    Queen of the South fans celebrate Stephen Dobbie's opener against Dundee in the Scottish Cup quarter-final. (Andy Cowan, Scotland).


    "We've got Tim Ambrose,
    Sounds Like Ambrosia
    They make good Custard, comes in a tin
    They make good rice too,
    Thats not important
    Just as long as England win"
    The Barmy Army's new Tim Ambrose song. (Oli Wells, England).


    "We woke your neighbours up!"
    MK Dons fans at Grimsby after having our drums confiscated by stewards because it was a night game. (Connor, Milton Keynes).


    "You only sing at the Boat Race!"
    Cambridge United fans to their Oxford counterparts.(Neal Cannell, Bedford).


    "Can you tell us if we score?"
    Orient fans to Brighton fans, as the away stand is so far away from the pitch! (Grant Reyland, England).


    [​IMG] BANNER OF THE WEEK
    [​IMG]
    Liverpool fans make a point



    "Barry Hayles is bigger than this, he's got a door and a window, Barry Hayles is bigger than this."
    Leicester fans smirk at how small Ninian Park is during their 1-0 win over Cardiff. (Alex, England).


    "Andy Reid, He plays left wing, He loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
    Sung by Sunderland fans at Derby (well, it was better than watching the game). (Pete Sixsmith, UK).



    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK


    "And now the Olympiakos teamsheet...wish me luck!"
    Chelsea announcer before reading out a list of players including Zewlakow, Patsatzoglou and Djordjevic. (Chelsea Boy, England).
     
  16. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Off season is almost over" Edition!


    "Where's your dummy gone?"
    Man City fans to Robbie Keane after the Spurs striker threw his shirt down following his substitution. (Steve, UK).


    "Can we play you every week?"
    Liverpool fans during their 3-0 aggregate win over Inter Milan. (Mike Rizq, England).


    "Sit Down Pinocchio!"
    Villa fans to Gareth Southgate. (Ian Harwood, Birmingham).


    "Oh Moses, whoah oh-oh,
    Oh Moses, whoah oh-oh.
    He comes from Norbury.
    He parted the Red Sea."
    Crystal Palace fans to striker Victor Moses after his goal against West Brom. (Colin, Brighton).


    "It's just like watching Brazil!"
    Bottom of the table, five consecutive defeats and 0-1 down, Colchester fans try to remain positive against Cardiff. (Greg, England).


    "We're gonna lose 4-3!"
    Luton fans after going 3-0 up against Oldham. (Dave, England).


    "Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
    Barnsley fans while leading 4-1 against Ipswich. (Dave Ralphs, England).


    "You should have gone to the races!"
    Cheltenham fans to Leeds when 2-0 up. Jacko, Cheltenham).


    "Shall we build a stand for you?"
    PNE fans to Blackpool, who only have two stands. (Rob, England).


    [​IMG] I'd rather be watching the Orient


    "We can see you washing up!"
    Swindon fans to the occupants of the flats in the corners of Leyton Orient's Brisbane Road ground. (Paul, England).


    "If you can't get into college, be a ref!"
    University of Michigan students respond to poor officiating. (Matt, United States).



    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK
    "Before we kick off for the second half, I have a very important announcement to make: 'We're the famous Cardiff City and we're going to Wemberleeey. Wemberleeeey!!!Wemberleeeey!!!'"
    Stadium announcer at the Cardiff City v Hull game. (Rich Liddiatt, Wales).


    "Aberdeen One, what's left of Gretna nil."
    Queen of the South announcer reading out the half-time scores in the SPL. Best part of a dire match! (Stephen, UK).


    "The substitute for Stockport will be.... (final whistle)....not made."
    Stockport announcer at Rochdale game. (Ewan).
     
  17. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "End of the Off-Season is in sight" Edition:


    "You don't know what you're doing!"
    Villa fans when someone said yes to their partner's half-time marriage proposal. (Keegan, England).



    "We got a corner!"
    Southampton fans during the 5-0 defeat to Hull. (Aaron, England).


    "We want the yellow ball!"
    Aldershot fans after the yellow ball was replaced when the snow died down. (James Aslett, England).


    "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."
    Sung to Wycombe's diminutive number nine Leon Knight by the Hereford fans. (Dan, England).


    "Get a proper job!"
    Sheffield United fans give career advice to Barnsley's mascot. (Nicky Hamer, Sheffield).


    "Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Shrewsbury!"
    Luton Fans at Millwall regarding Luton's impending relegation to League Two.
    "You're not scary anymore!"
    Luton fans on the more family-orientated atmosphere at Millwall these days. (Both from Chris Watson, Tooting).


    "You're even worse than the weather!"
    Crewe fans to Gillingham during their 3-0 win. (J Blake, England).


    "You ****** our summer up!"
    Pompey fans to Scott Carson, who was in goal for England's defeat by Croatia. (Brett, Portsmouth).


    Fulham Fans: "Keegan for England!"
    Newcastle fans: "Hodgson for Finland!"
    (Sam T, England).


    "Does your livestock know you're here?"
    Colchester fans to Norwich. (Tom, Essex).


    [​IMG] There'll always be room for him at Barnet


    "Does your mother bleach your hair?"
    Plymouth fans to Watford Striker Darius Henderson during the 1-1 draw at Home Park. (Simon Kendall, Cornwall).


    "Your dad works for my dad! Your dad works for my dad! Nana naaa naa!"
    University of Sheffield students to their Sheffield Hallam (Polytechnic) counterparts during the annual 'Varsity' matches. (Chris, Sheffield).


    "Can you hear us Dickie Dosh?!"
    Walsall fans after manager Richard Money criticised the fans for not singing loudly enough. (Kevin Paddock, England).









    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "And the total attendance for todays game is 23."
    Cwmbran Town stadium announcement. (Dai James, Wales).


    "Now it's time for our "Hit the Steward competition."
    Stadium announcer at the half-time "hit the crossbar" competition during the Everton v Fiorentina Uefa cup match. The safest place to be was on the crossbar! (Paul Rowland, England).


    "And the scorer for Plymouth is number 36, Jermaine 'have a nice' Easter!"
    Plymouth announcer after Jermaine Easter scored on Easter Saturday. (Will Izzett, England).


    "If you want to know the half-time scores then you'll have to read the scoreboard, as I've been asked by little Liam not to read them out as he wants to watch Match of the Day tonight."
    Stadium announcer at Ipswich v Charlton. (Tommy, England).


    "Goalscorer for Radcliffe Borough, number 3.... may as well stop celebrating and look to the left, you're offside."
    The young tannoy operator at a recent non-league game I attended. (John Richmond, United Kingdom).


    "All Change at Crewe for number 36, Dean Morgan, who is replaced by number 7, Steven Schumaker."
    Walsall announcer goes train spotting as he announces a substitution for Crewe on Bank Holiday Monday. (Miles Oliver, England).
     
  18. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "You can shove that Purple Dragon up your Arse" Edition:

    "There's only one Tina Turner!"
    Nottingham Forest fans to Doncaster goal-machine Jason Price and his big hair. (Nick, UK).


    "You put your left leg in, your left leg out, you do the Ameobi and shake it all about, you do the Ameobi and you turn around - that's what it's all about.
    "Shoooooo-ooola Ameobi!! Shooooo-ooola Ameobi!"
    Stoke fans' tribute to on-line striker Shola Ameobi at Sheffield Wednesday! (Tom Nicklin, England).


    "Premier League, you're having a laugh."
    Sheffield Wednesday fans to Stoke.
    "Championship, you're having a laugh!"
    Stoke fans respond. (Tom Nicklin, England).



    [​IMG] Altogether now...Ro-land!

    "There's only one Roland Browning."
    Bognor Regis fans taunt big-boned Eastleigh substitute Steve Watts in the recent Conference South game. (Rob Garforth, UK).


    "You're Camp and you know you are!"
    Ipswich fans to QPR goalkeeper Lee Camp. (Lisa B, UK).


    "Ben Sahar, Sahar
    He came to us from afar
    He's better than Louis Saha
    Ben Sahar, Sahar."
    Sung by Sheffield Wednesday fans to loan signing Ben Sahar. (Molly, Doncaster).


    "You're just a small town in nowhere."
    Bury fans singing to Shrewsbury counterparts. (Samto Willis, England).


    "Paul Scally's Scumbag Army!"
    Gillingham fans after the chairman referred to fans as scumbags in a radio interview! (Julian, Kent).



    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "His wife always dreamed of a hunky fireman, but all she got was a chunky tyre-man."
    Announcer at Man Utd-Villa, introducing one of the participants in the half-time penalty shoot-out. (Josh, England).


    "And in the Championship, West Brom 0-2 Colchester." (Boos ring around stadium)...
    "Don't worry they are still going down..."
    Reading out the half-time scores during Southend's home game v Walsall. (Alex Furby, Essex).


    "The attendance is 12,995. Thank you - and remember, no-one loves you or your money more than Cardiff City Football Club."
    Ninian Park announcer. (John Davies, Wales).



    BANNER OF THE WEEK


    "Everton FC welcome all Liverpool fans to Merseyside."
    Spotted at the Merseyside derby. (Jack, London).
     
  19. Angelo1405

    Angelo1405 Member

    Mar 25, 2008
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "No one chanted this weekend?" Edition:

    "He's on our wing, not off to Beijing!"
    Castleford fans after hearing they had signed Dwain Chambers. (Steve Haslam, England).


    "When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
    Kevin Keegan comes to me.
    Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!
    Geremi, Geremi, Geremi, Geremi.
    There will be an answer.
    Geremi!"
    Newcastle fans to the tune of The Beatles' Let It Be. (Simon Rose, UK).


    "McDonald, McDonald, Jackie Milburn and Nicky Butt."
    Newcastle fans to the tune of Fast Food Rockers' 'Fast Food Song'. (Simon Rose, UK).



    STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK


    "Four additional bottom-twitching minutes."
    A nervous stadium announcer at Priestfield Stadium for Gillingham v Luton. (Stephen, England).

    So we will add the one heard from the Northend on Sunday: F*** U Dallas! :eek:
     
  21. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Who stole our Mulrooney Song?" Edition:

    "Let's pretend, Let's pretend, Let's pretend we've scored a goal YEAAAAAAAAH!"
    AND
    "He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Mile Sterjovski makes us look alright."
    Derby fans sing their hearts out despite going down 6-0 to Aston Villa. (Elliott, Derby)



    [​IMG] Paris Hilton has gone downhill since her move to Merseyside

    "Let's all laugh at Carson, let's all laugh at Carson, la la la laa."
    More efforts from the ever-cheery Rams supporters. (Josh, Derby)


    "We're gonna win 7-6, gonna win 7-6!"
    Guess who? (John, Derby)


    "You've got one tractor on your farm, You've got one tractor on your farm, You've got one tractor on your farm, You've got one tractor on your farm."
    Crewe fans singing away at Yeovil - then it changed to two tractors, then three, four, all the way up to 14. (Ed: Lost on me too) (J Blake, England)


    "You're just a fat Paris Hilton."
    Sung to striker Andriy Voronin at Arsenal v Liverpool in the Champions League first leg. (Marco Gaspari, England)

    "We love you coppers, we do."
    Mansfield fans to the Macclesfield police after unwanted prospective buyer John "Harchester" Batchelor was escorted out of the visiting fans end. (Alan Broughton, UK)



    STADIUM ANNOUCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "I apologise for my mistake, Darren Purse is today's captain and not Stephen McPhail. Don't worry, I will personally take whoever is responsible outside and whip them with a wet tea towel."
    Ninian Park stadium announcer before Cardiff City's 3-1 win over Blackpool.

    "A text has come in from Leighton James. He apologises for what he said about Cardiff City and has asked that fans stop sending pizzas and taxis to his house at 3am in the morning. But Lee Trundle has been speaking to Leighton and has said feel free to send as many pizzas as you like to his house."
    Cardiff's stadium announcer tickles the Bluebirds faithful with tales of two former Swansea City favourites.

    "Today's attendance is 14,715 and remember, money can't buy you everything but it can buy you a Cardiff City season ticket at a discounted price up until 5pm on Monday."
    Cardiff's stadium announcer signs off in style with his final pearl of wisdom. (Steve, Wales)



    MISSPELT SHIRT OF THE WEEK

    [​IMG] Not even close

    "TAYROL"
    Someone forgot to run the spell-check on West Indies fast bowler Jerome Taylor's shirt in the West Indies's one-day international against Sri Lanka in Trinidad. (Sarah Hayward, England)
     
  22. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Just Win Baby" Edition:

    To the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Blame it on the Boogie':
    "Don't blame it on Henry, Don't blame it on the injuries, Don't blame it on the referees, Blame it on Eboue!"
    Heard at the Emirates among the season ticketholders during the 2-0 victory over Reading. (Darshan Brahmbhatt, Cambridge)


    "Your just a fat Eddie Murphy!"
    Celtic fans to Rangers player Jean-Claude Darcheville after a belly flop on the right wing in the Old Firm derby. (Jamie Bradley, Scotland)


    "Bin Laden oooohhhhh, Bin Laden oooohhhhh, he's from the Taliban, he is a Derby fan, Bin Laden oooohhhhh, Bin Laden oooohhhhh."
    A man with an Osama bin Laden mask brings great delight to the travelling Rams fans. (Ed Garnett, UK)


    "He was awesome in the air tonight, his hair looked nice, Fernando."
    Liverpool fans chanting, to the tune of Abba's 'Fernando', to Torres during the 1-1 draw with Blackburn. (Ben Chupeau, Wales)



    STADIUM ANNOUCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "Half-time scores, Leicester 0 Colchester 0. But don't worry, even if they win 100-0 they're still going down!"
    Southend stadium announcer knows how to cheer up the Roots Hall faithful! (Jon Walshe, England)


    At the most recent home game of Kirkham and Wesham, who have just reached the FA Vase final:
    "Tonight's attendance is 136 and we have 10,000 tickets for Wembley, but we can get some more if we run out." (Ross McAlpine, UK)
     
  23. Offebacher

    Offebacher Member

    May 14, 2006
    Houston
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The "Push the Panic Button and Trade Everyone" Edition:

    To the tune of Dad's Army:
    "Who do you think you are kidding Swansea City?
    "If you think you've won the league?
    "We are the boys that will come and break your toys.
    "When we take the league away!"
    Sung by Leeds fans at Yeovil Town. (Lee S, Northants)

    To the tune of 'Happy Days':
    "Sunday, Monday Habib Beye, Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye!"
    (David Wilkinson, Newcastle)


    "Que sera sera,
    "Whatever will be, will be,
    "We're going to Forest Green,
    "Que sera sera."
    Sung by newly relegated Wrexham fans against Hereford. (Adam, Wales)


    To the tune of 'Que Sera':
    "John Carew, Carew,
    "He's bigger than me and you,
    "He's gonna score one or two,
    "John Carew, Carew."
    Chant at Aston Villa v Birmingham (Peter Hill, UK)

    "We've got small Cox, We've got small Cox!"
    Brighton fans after tiny hitman Dean Cox scored their winner in the 2-1 victory over Hartlepool. (James, England)


    To the tune of Black Lace's Agadoo:
    "Anderson-son-son, he's better than Kleberson,
    "Anderson-son-son, he's our midfield magician,
    "To the left to the right we'll dance the samba beat tonight,
    "He is class, our midfield brass, and he s@%*s on Fabregas!" (Steve Williams, England)


    "One Naka, two Naka, three Nakamura,
    "Four Naka, five Naka, six Nakamura,
    "Seven Naka, eight Naka, nine Nakamura,
    "Oooooooh Nakamura!"
    Sung by Celtic fans during the 3-2 win over Rangers on Sunday. (E O'Doherty, Northern Ireland)


    STADIUM ANNOUCEMENTS OF THE WEEK


    "The scorer for Belper - someone wearing a yellow shirt."
    Stadium announcer Roger Skinner during the Colwyn Bay v Belper Town UniBond League match. (G Jabbers, Wales)


    "We will shortly be announcing the winner of the £1000. Maybe you could buy a tank of petrol with it."
    Steve Jordan, Hull City stadium announcer, gives his views on the ever-increasing oil prices. (Adam, England)


    "Just to confirm, Barnsley are officially staying up. Now can you please all get off the pitch."
    Stadium announcer at Oakwell as thousands of Barnsley fans run on to the pitch to celebrate their 3-1 win over Charlton. There had been several announcements during the match begging the fans not to invade the pitch after the game. (Tim Kitching, UK)
     
  24. Macsen

    Macsen Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 5, 2007
    Orlando
    Club:
    Orlando City SC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I miss Chants of the Week. :(
     
  25. dustcowpoke

    dustcowpoke Member

    Jan 7, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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