Vannah White [definitely NSR]

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Eggy, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Vannah White

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  2. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Is she going to be the Crew's next coach?
     
  3. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Possibly
     
  4. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    F this chick, she like most chicks, is like a pair of shoes, you wear them for a while, you get comfortable in them, but women like shoes, don't age very well, so you bin them. To make a long story short, Vanna is over the age of 22, the age where most women hit the wall, so it's time to bin her, out with the rubbish you old hag!
     
  5. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd still buy a bowel, err... I mean vowel from her...

    An "O", please?

    Sorry.

    Bad joke.

    Really bad joke.
     
  6. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I wonder if she's had surgery to remove the BIF. I know most women that are getting on in age have them.
     
  7. La Brujita

    La Brujita New Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    I probably should not ask but what is BIF?
     
  8. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Butt In Front. Not to be confused with the ever popular, UPA, or Upper P*ssy Area. You know, everyone has seen it, the pooch that forms when girls let themselves go...Which generally happens when a girl hits the wall, say around age 22.
     
  9. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    I always heard it as a FUPA, as in (fat) UPA...

    or preferably, GUNT.. gut + C*NT....


    But in Vannas case: I'd still hit it....
     
  10. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    I'd be all over it. It's been my childhood dream. Vanna.
     
  11. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    I'd lay waste to that old broad.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not even the MILF guy would do Vanna.

    Maybe Captain Stabbin.
     
  13. dcufan1984

    dcufan1984 Member

    Feb 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    bill your knowledge of gonzo porn is commendable, but ultimately unnerving. ;)

    and yeah, i do her.
     
  14. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    San Diego
    You forgot Mike's Apartment

    Some of these chicks are actually hot
     
  15. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sorry - I deleted my response because I've been getting in trouble lately. But what the hell.
     
  16. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    San Diego
    But...whatever for?
     
  17. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    my personal favorite is teh brunette Sharon from Mikes apartment.. My best KAZAA download yet..
     
  18. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    San Diego
    Not too bad...

    I'm more partial to "Timi" the Hungarian chick...
     
  19. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    It's gotta be Dana. I'd marry that girl.
     
  20. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    yeah she is probably the best. Melanie has the best ass though....
     

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