Name the caption 9-7A

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by detter7, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    PA
  2. Fanaddict

    Fanaddict Member+

    Mar 9, 2000
    streamwood IL USA
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh my God I knocked the guy's head clean off. I hope the ref doesn't give me a yellow card for this.
     
  3. Mr Hanki's Throne

    Mr Hanki's Throne New Member

    Mar 13, 2001
    Wellington, Colo
    Brad Davis commits the common crime of "handling the ball". Ryan Suarez knows how to solve this, meeting out a little bit of "vigilante" justice with a knee to the tailbone.
     
  4. mactheknife

    mactheknife New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    saurez! work on those jazz hands!
     
  5. Karl K

    Karl K Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    Suburban Chicago
    To: MLS Referees
    From: Al Kleinatis
    Subj: Enclosed picture

    Be advised that simultaneous beheading and sodomy on the pitch, as seen in the attached picture, is at the very least a cautionable offense.

    The commision of just one of such fouls can be judged as non-reckless, and therefore non-cautionable, as game circumstance dictate.

    Please make a note.
     
  6. 800PORT911

    800PORT911 New Member

    Apr 11, 2001
    Chicago
    MLS finds a way to fill the stands.

    Davis back to pass.....oh Suarez has him for the sack! That will bring up second and ten at the top of the eighteen.

    Kevin
     
  7. BlueLightning

    BlueLightning New Member

    Sep 7, 1999
    pesto of all cities
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ryan Suarez, at high risk to his own health and hairstyle, stops an evil robot clone of Ben Davis by first beheading the android, then cleverly using his knee to hit the deactivation switch located on the android's tailbone before the mechanical menace could attatch a replacement head, seen here cleverly disguised as an MLS match ball.

    "I recognized the evil robot clone when it made an offhanded comment about the 'glory days' of the shootout," said Suarez. "The real Ben Davis wouldn't have said something like that...it's one of those things you'd expect to hear from the vast anti-soccer conspiracy in the media."

    ESPN denies responsibility for the evil robot clone.
     
  8. keegofan

    keegofan New Member

    Oct 30, 2001
    Mass.
    Re: Re: Name the caption 9-7A

    Raise your hands if you're Sure.
     
  9. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    PA
    Re: Re: Re: Name the caption 9-7A

    Sure, un-Sure, Sure, un-Sure...quality commercial.
     
  10. NACIONAL

    NACIONAL New Member

    Dec 31, 2001
    Medellin, Colombia
    Sigfried and Roy performing their last act!!!!!......
     
  11. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    "Just like his defense, Suarez overcommits during a recent Conga dance."


    JMac

    PS: Bluelightning, who is Ben Davis? And does he know Brad Olsen? :D
     
  12. BlueLightning

    BlueLightning New Member

    Sep 7, 1999
    pesto of all cities
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, they trained together in 'Nam. :p

    I was thinking Brad Davis, honest, but for whatever reason I typed "Ben" instead of "Brad"...
     
  13. Glenwood Lane United

    Apr 28, 2001
    Hanover Park, IL
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Screaming "Long Live Ichabod Crane!', Ryan Suarez exacts revenge on the headless soccer player.
     

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