Cher Issues Bush Warning at Disco

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  1. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Bush is so lucky. He could not ask for better opponents.

    CHER ISSUES BUSH WARNING AT DISCO

    Only a couple hundred came out to see Cher this weekend at Miami Beach's CROBAR disco.

    "There were supposed to be thousands of people here tonight. I'm not sure why that didn't happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it," Cher explained to the crowd.

    "Alright, but you guys are here, that's right. When I was coming down the steps I though 'Oh s**t, well I'll just go out there and give it my best.'"

    Cher warned clubgoers to fight Bush, before "it's too late":

    "All the gay guys, all my friends, all my gay friends, you guys you have got to vote, alright? Because it would only be a matter of time before you guys would be so screwed, I cannot tell you. Because, you know, the people, like, in the very right wing of this party, of these Republicans, the very very right wing, the Jerry Falwell element, if they get any more power, you guys are going to be living in some state by yourselves. So, I hate scare tactics, but I really believe that that's true."

    "I think that as Bush will, if Bush gets elected, he will put in new Superior Court judges, and these guys are not going to want to see gay pride week."

    Cher declared that Abraham Lincoln "looks like Kerry on a crappy day."
     
  2. riverplate

    riverplate Member+

    Jan 1, 2003
    Corona, Queens
    Club:
    CA River Plate
    I hope wherever she votes doesn't have a butterfly ballot. Then she's REALLY going to be confused!
     
  3. coachklowco

    coachklowco New Member

    Jan 27, 2003
    Newark Ohio
    I really hate it when people give their opinion on political issues. You think people would learn that just isn't right.
     
  4. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    This is my favorite part. She's playing the dreaded Superior Court card. BWAHAHAHA!
     
  5. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    my questions are 1)what was she on? & 2)can i get a couple?

    way to go cher, scare 'em into voting for bush
     
  6. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
  7. SgtSchultz

    SgtSchultz Member

    Jul 11, 2001
    Parts Unknown
    There are idiots on both sides. Cher just happens to be one of them for the Democrats. She really should be a poster child for our education system.

    Superior Court.....just too damn funny.
     
  8. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    It's just so tough for me to choose a POTUS. I mean, on the one hand, you've got the 380 tons of missing explosives in Iraq. But on the other hand, Cher . . .

    Guys, help me out. I really can't decide.


    Missing explosives . . . Cher


    Missing explosives . . . Cher


    Missing explosives . . . Cher



    So frustrating! Can someone else just vote for me? I'll buy you a sandwich or something in exchange.
     
  9. Daksims

    Daksims New Member

    Jun 27, 2001
    Colorado
    Where's Sonny when you need him?
     
  10. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    In related news: Nobody cares.
     
  11. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    He lost a life-and-death struggle against an inanimate object. Say what you want about Cher, at least she doesn't have plant life calling scoreboard on her.
     
  12. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
    Club:
    Connecticut
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hopefully Kerry will be able to say the same after this election.

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    Get it?

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    *crickets*

    Ah, ******** you guys.
     
  13. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
    Club:
    Connecticut
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And I just want to add that this is a thread designed to make fun of someone for misspeaking in public. A thread started by a republican who supports Mr. Malaprop himself. Somewhere the Greek god of Irony is sobbing uncontrolably.

    http://www.slate.com/id/2108619/

    Eat me.
     

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