From the time I started noticing that the Guardian's power rankings were cursing the higher ranked teams, it never failed to be the case. Every...
Indeed I did.
USA: Upholstery fabric that should have gone on an antique couch or a first-class train seat. Australia: WTF, Australia?! That looks like...
My favourite so far is a ball that went out right in front of the dugouts. EVERYONE around, players and coaches alike, put their arms in the air...
England's "It's Coming Home" crap has already annoyed the hell out of me this morning, but then I saw Vida's Backpfeifengesicht... I perhaps...
It's fascinating how goalkeeper injuries seem to markedly increase when one of the teams is ahead and trying to kill time. Also fascinating that...
To give credit where credit is due, I learnt it from jocasta.
And this is exactly why I don't want either to win. Backpfeifengesicht is a GREAT term for a reason.
Blissett, you're there! You're cheering for football! (What is this moisture in my eyes? I'm quite perplexed.) As for me and tomorrow's match -...
Oh, I'm pretty sure they'll have that too. They dragged Fischer out for a farewell before a match.
Seger's retirment is increasingly likely, given how emotional she has been about not being able to play much during the tournament. Old Yeller...
I'm going off on a bit of a tangent, but right now I'm feeling so very ********ing over the Nu Barbification of women's football. Are we going to have...
I grew up in Scotland. It was so cold that we had to melt the ice off the insides of the windows.
Dear Rest of the World, Please don't take Elin Rubensson away. Damallsvenskan would also like to keep Hamano och Cooney-Cross if that's OK....
Gianni sporting his usual bored look. Or maybe he's just thinking about his next inspiring speech.