Dude! That's your wife you're talking about...have a little respect!!
This team is like my ex. I can't help but think about it every once in a while, but I'm not sure if I want to kill it or make it my life's mission...
Some people will never make love to a woman. So what? Stop asking for a ************** and enjoy the experience.
Also, the "F" key is ading on my keyboard... The Universe, eh?
So, I have three gallons o beer, wine, and liquor...
18 gallons of beer, wine, and liquor...
So, I have 19 gallons of beer, wine, and liquor...
Bring a toothbrush and your own cup, because I am not making out with you until you brush your teeth. I know a lot of you probably consider...
I used to watch every Fire game in full with a six pack of beer. Now I watch condensed highlights with a bottle of Bulleit.
You should be a capo
"I mean, I thought I was going to Chicago for sure. And then it all got, um...it all got...I don't know, a little bit shady there"
I still think you're kinda conflating the two things. "winning" is defeating your opponents. What you want is to be able to codentify with a team...
Yes, I definitely would. Not only would I "accept" it, I would revel in it. I would have a ********ing banner flying at kickoff and make the center...
If we're going to, howsabout we start in Columbus?
