Announcer just said that DC has a grand total of two touches in the RSL penalty area in the second half. Holy shit.
Teams can really unleash on the counter against us if they've got a 1-0 lead and we start pushing because we're so, so toothless going forward...
This is not revelatory for anyone here but ... WOW we are tough to watch.
One advantage that previous generations definitely had: Their parents didn't have social media accounts.
The second goal: their keeper starts with the ball, our defensive shape has plenty of time to adjust/set up/etc., and then Chicago goes the length...
....lol where are you going?
What I'm hoping for: Some sort of attacking ideas/identity. What are we even trying, tactically? What I'm expecting: If I was in Vegas today, I...
405 minutes of league play without a goal.
BUILD A DAMN FARR STATUE. Ahem. In a season that looks to be loaded with disappointment, nights like these are what keep you watching....
In a vacuum, that's a good road point. But Murrell, it should have been three.
Hey...I'll take it! Thought Leal impressed with his passing, but don't know if he contributes enough else to push for a ton of playing time. But...
Hey! A couple of nice finishes, and DC has ... a lead?
Good to see Antley get some time, at least.
Bartlett gets used badly. 3-0.
Live by the low-probability goal, die by the low-probability goal.
