Shhhh all these maple syrup guzzlers want everyone to believe Canada is amazing with all their ugly women and shitty weather. Toronto is basically all the shitty things about the Bay Area without any of the good. All trolling aside, all my experiences in Canada have been awesome. It's like a more mentally stable America. Been to Calgary and Toronto. Next stop is Montreal. Every woman I've ever met from there is a smoke show.
...... aaaaawwwwwww are we becoming friends? awesome. I'm not used to you not trolling is this some kind of trap? cause if its not ill legit make room for you in my igloo when you come to visit.
Played really well. Hopefully he keeps going the same way. I still think he’s at the wrong club though.
Keep slobbin' that knob, fanboys. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...enzo-fernandez-joao-felix-james-b1060701.html https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/news/chelsea-player-ratings-koulibaly-felix-26250610
Fucking dog shit player. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...ix-sterling-premier-league-2023-b1061358.html "Joao Felix - 5 A very quiet first half saw him tactically snuffed out by caretaker manager Ruben Selles’ clever set up. His worst game yet in Blue."
Daaaaamn FAILix stays getting cucked 24/7. Dudes game must be like his football game: weak as fuck https://www.instagram.com/p/CpBQWZjrNkC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
She's way to high maintenance for him... Let's be honest. He's a nerd type and she's one of tates fly girls.
Lets be honest. She would of been nothing without him. He can easily replace her with someone that looks better and isn’t disrespectful. If he is too weak to leave her, then you’re going to see his performance drop on the pitch. In other words, he needs to be a man and dump the 304.
Dudes performances have been trash since he left left Liga Colinho. Dudes lucky she was even with him, but we all know she was getting absolutely railed by Porro and the boys. FAILix game is weak.
@TitoTata Worst player on the field today: Worst player on the field vs Southampton: https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...ix-sterling-premier-league-2023-b1061358.html But sure, whatever you say.
I wasn’t riveted to the game but he looked to be the only decent player on the pitch Just checked with Goal.com and they had Felix as equal beat Chelsea player with 6/10 90 minutes.com had Felix as Chelsea’s beat attacking/ forward player
Dudes ass cheeks without the clap. Biggest flop in history. €120 million. The Golden Boy! The Next Ronaldo! Nah, just an overrated scrawny cuckold.
This is hilarious. Consistently rated the lowest performing player on both teams every game. Amazing how Failix supporters still make excuses for a guy that has Chelsea in free fall...meanwhile Atletico hasn't lost and is climbing! LMAO
LOL the book on Felix IMO is still to be determined. He has shown some really good signs but then at times kind of disappears in games. Now to say Atletico hasn't loss since he left is a haters silly comment since he barely played there .
Dude has more excuses than anyone I've ever seen. Never seen anything like it. Getting owned off the field too.
Still to be determined? It's been 4 years since he left a corrupt Benfica team in a farmers league and has since played for 2 different teams in 2 different leagues and has sucked ass in both of em. How much time does Golden Boy need? Why has no other player in Portuguese history gotten the same leash this flop has gotten?