NSR: Please take care of my son...

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by The Devil's Architect, Jan 18, 2023.

  1. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, my middle child will be soon to Naval Station Great Lakes

    To whom should I refer him for the Full Chicago experience on any off days he has, including any ladies 20 to 35, who may be interested in a 20 year old lad who has no concept of his own strength and may actually be a more toxically funny version of me?
     
  2. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    :eek:
     
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  3. This cannot be humanly possible.
     
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  4. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought it was impossible as well, but in 4 short weeks, he will be up there, and then on to Conneticut, where he hopes to push the button that makes the sub go "BOOOOOOOONNNGGG" and the other one that lobs tomahawk cruise missiles at Frisco, TX
     
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  5. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Will he save one for Stillwater? I mean, only one is necessary.
     
  6. pena pirata

    pena pirata Member+

    Sep 28, 2013
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
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  7. Speaking of Frisco, this is on my workbench 900 miles away from Frisco.

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  8. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Stillwater / Austin / Waco will pay for their transgressions...

    Frisco deserves nothing

    The other son will be at Lackland AFB for 8 weeks, followed by 111 days at Goodfellow AFB in San Angelo then off doing secret squirrel shit
     
  9. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Pray For Ukraine.
     
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  10. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The best prayers are HIMARS and 155MM shells
     
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  11. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Hopefully those 50 jetfuel propelled Abrams can show the Ruzzians some of God's good works.
     
  12. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or Satan's Wine Cellar
     
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  13. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    This is the son of whom you shared stories of him roasting your ass?? Oh my word!
     
  14. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes...

    And his only fear is Incarceration
     
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  15. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Future Sailor Segroves is all up in the area
     
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  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Ahoy to him.
     
  17. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    God help us all.
     
  18. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will be in Chicago May 4-6
     
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  19. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    God help us all.
     
  20. Call up the Illinois National Guard!
     
  21. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Probably should.

    I will be travelling with the ex and her Mom
     
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  22. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
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  23. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ladies Gentlemen...

    I am officially the proud parent of a sailor!
     
  24. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Happy for you.
     
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  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Your semen is now a seaman!

    Awesome
     
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