PBP: DISCUSSION OF WIRELESS VIBRATING ANAL BEADS USED TO CHEAT AT CHESS

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  1. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
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    I truly think that this significant topic deserves it's own thread.
     
  2. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I think if you modified the vibrations you could use them to remind strikers not to lean back when taking shots on goal.
     
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  3. ShayG

    ShayG Member

    Celtic
    United States
    Aug 9, 2021
    Created to stop the derailment of that other thread, the very first post here derails this one.

    :)
     
  4. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    I'm for it...I guess?
     
  5. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Wait, this is NOT the Lords of the Ring Thread (the GREATEST THREAD OF ALL TIME™!) ?

    I thought that thread was all about anal beads.
     
  6. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Moved to the "correct" Thread:

    What? The chess, the cheating or the anal beads?
     
  7. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
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    No judgment here. Whatever floats your boat so long as it is legal and everyone involved consents.
     
  8. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
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    So, uh, where can you buy these vibrating anal beads?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  9. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
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    Seattle Sounders
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    France
    My first thought is Babeland on Capitol Hill in Seattle, if it's still open. They had lots of interesting "enhancements" back in the day.
     
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  10. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do they have online ordering?
    Again, asking for a friend.
     
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  11. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    You should check it out at work tomorrow while on your coffee break.
     
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  12. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
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    Maybe someone could insert a plug in that other thread.
     
  13. ShayG

    ShayG Member

    Celtic
    United States
    Aug 9, 2021
    Oh no, time to quickly unwatch this thread.:whistling:
     
  14. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
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    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    Yes, and yes..

    According to a friend.
     
  15. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I could claim it as an accessibility accommodation -- instead of the ringer on my phone, my rectum would vibrate.

    I mean, if it was for me.

    Which it's not.
     
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  16. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    DC United
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    Methinks he doth protest too much.
     
  17. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    BigSoccer has officially outdone itself
     
  18. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
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    Turks and Caicos Islands
    'Taint so.
     
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  19. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

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    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
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    Nope, just anal geeks.
     
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  20. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Cheeky.
     
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  21. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Chicago Fire
    Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
     
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  22. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
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    And get the whole story.
     
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  23. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Chicago Fire
    Or "hole" story? [emoji50]
     
  24. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    So ...

    Magnus's trainer let something slip.

    The data nerd professor guy can't find any statistical evidence in Han's games.

    But the problem is really 'smart' cheating. It would be too obvious if you used the Stockfish engine on every move - because then your correlation to Stockfish would get too high to be believable. So instead you only use Stockfish in 2-3 big moments for example. Even at SuperGM level, this would make you the best player in the world, as opposed to a 2600+ player

    This is all about the tiny margins, like sports doping - there are 24 Super GMs apparently - but if you move into the top 10 players you can make big money in chess.

    Data nerd has a model to address smart cheating but that isn't the end of the story.

    The trainer spoke about the game intelligence / psychology at super gm level - what goes into decision making in critical moments? They feel data nerd isn't a strong enough player to bring these psychological games plays to the table.

    So this seems to be the basis of the suspicion - that the game play was just too odd compared to the rationale given by the player.
     
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  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Is "Stockfish" a brand of anal beads? :eek:
     
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