Crew lose! ...and I rest. Mostly. Still five Grouchy™ Points to give! We have entered the "twice-saved-Crew-can-lose" era. SAD! In his quest to spite me, @KCbus continues to rampage up the Grouchy™ Point leaderboard. Congrats, I guess, you little man. Oh, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @GoCrew1996, and @110toyourleft scored, too. They're cool. So... uh... yeah. Huzzah, @Grouchy. Go Crew! Beat Austin. Please.
@chr1st any special Grouchy Points for Sunday? First Crew player to score in Austin, first Crew with the game winner against Austin, and so forth? Will Precourt take a queso bath after cooling his ass on the special ass cooling seats?
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Well... that happened. And so did Grouchy™ Points! Just three brilliant souls correctly predicted the match result. Take a bow, @Crewster, @SLSHOT01, and @soccerncbus. The point also marks @soccerncbus's first of the competition. Huzzah! Many thanks to @DGA57v2 for requesting bonus points so y'all could whiff. Only big-brained @associa_tionfootball guessed who would score (psst, it was nobody), and no one figured Lucas would be the naughtiest boy. Totally worth it! Anywho, @Grouchy is king. NE is trash. And don't open NCS with an L.
A tie at the new house. Best of times and worst of times, amirite? Anywho, here is yer Grouchy™ Points! A mere six puny mortals correctly predicted the result of this one. Congrats to @Hamburgler03, @KHT_Crew, @Sagz, @GoCrew1996, @boomshea, and @theshark130. Also, it was no day at the beach. Boys, I regret to inform you that we had no hits in GOAL VIBRATIONS or FEEL FOULS. Wonderful. So, uh... do better? Oh, and as my great-grandpappy always said, "Watch your back, and go with @Grouchy, ya prick."
If a tie is like kissing yer cousin, those freaks in Cincitucky must have loved the result. Almost as much as I love Grouchy™ Points! Pucker up and give some smoochies to @Pauncho, @POdinCowtown, @Sagz, @kgilbert78, @LastOfEleven, @Crew Chuck35, @Tobias C, @TKyle, @animere, @Schellotor, and @Russ Freistat for grabbing a point. Also, The King, @Grouchy, the deliverer of points, has put himself upon the board. Woooo! Oh... and welcome @foozer, too. WORDS!
So. Many. Grouchy™ Points! Well, only two scored from the US-Haiti match... BUT STILL! Good on ya, @Kryptonite and @djtrinidad. The rest of you? Pathetic.
Only ~65% possession? So sad. Thankfully, Grouchy™ Points are always 100%. Or something. The USMNT romps. Twenty-six of you benefit. Whee. Way to follow the crowd, @Dan Milton, @ZipSix, @Hamburgler03, @YITBOS, @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @MLSinCleveland, @GoCrew1996, @Robbo Crewfan, @west ham sandwich, @redi44crew, @LastOfEleven, @djtrinidad, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @Ueberjames, @CBusAlex, @runningoz, @TKyle, @TyphonInc, and @boomshea! Also, good job earning your first point, @Lichte for Life. About. Damn. Time. More games! More points!! More @Grouchy!!!
Just win, baby! And score Grouchy™ Points, maybe?! Two games. Twenty points. Unlimited fun! From the Crew's 2-1 win, we had 12 wieners. Huzzah, @KCbus, @redi44crew, @djtrinidad, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @TRUJDUB, @soccerncbus, @theshark130, and @Russ Freistat! And the U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! match? Eight goalers of points: @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @LastOfEleven, and @Tobias C. Special kudos to @Crewster, @hardhead, @west ham sandwich for correctly predicting both results! WOOoooOOOOOooooOOOooooo. I'm still tired!!1!
Forget to update the Grouchy™ Points table? Me? Never! Results from Nashville, Atlanta, and US-Jamaica have been added to the standings. From the game against that other yellow soccer team, @ZipSix, @Sagz, @west ham sandwich, @LastOfEleven, and @Russ Freistat scored In the ATL, @Kryptonite, @zman31, @KHT_Crew, @GoCrew1996, @WhiteHartShame, @soccerncbus, and @Arthur_Maggot rode Mensah's noggin' to victory. An we be jammin' against Jamaica, mon, with @POdinCowtown, @Crewster, and @djtrinidad. Head nod to @rolandD for capturing their first point of the competition. Floppy handshake to @CBusAlex, @Hamburgler03, @hardhead, @kgilbert78, @Ueberjames, and @west ham sandwich for snatching a brace. POLL MADNESSSSSSS!
remember when i had 5 points from the first 3 matches and everybody complained it was rigged? Pepperidge Farm remembers
If you want to win this thing, simply ask me how I voted and then pick something else. Your odds will go up significantly. Pretty sure my whopping 3 points were in week 1 and/or 2 and nada since.
Grouchy™ Points. Yay. NYCFC: @TrueCrew, @Sagz, @LaMacchia, @Crew Chuck35 DC: @LaMacchia, @DGA57v2 US Gold Cup: @YITBOS, @Ch(Elsey), @jairadballerina, @MLSinCleveland, @GoCrew1996, @Robbo Crewfan, @FootyRef, @hardhead, @Big J 0526, @Crew96Fan, @JimmyD2, @TRUJDUB, @DGA57v2, @associa_tionfootball