Guys I might have been baked when I started writing this but, the scary thing is I think some form of this could actually happen. So here's how I would make America great again by basically surrounding it on all sides with an empire of happy citizens 1. move to canada 2. open best dispensary near trailer park in nova scotia 3. perfect standup comedy about metal music and play the metallica canada tour instead of jim breur 3. invest in minor league hockey team and win the championship with chelsea dagger replaced by a new anthem performed by metallica 4. get invited to buy nhl team 5. win the stanley cup while seeming likable on tv maybe inviting celebs to games. 6. get elected prime minister of canada 7. metallica remixes anthem with surviving members of rush 8. eliminate taxes for soccer players moving to canada from south america and fathering canadian citizens 9. win world cup. invite all north/south american citizens to join something like the EU 10. open sourced military spending among all member nations with a strong emphasis on defense 11.threaten to dominate football by offering free cuncussion healthcare for life. 12. make americans so jealous they finally do the right thing but by the time they do they're surrounded on all sides by a peaceful alliance of men and elves 13. americans put peer pressure on goverment to join the legal weed, free healthcare, metallica national anthem empire
Especially about the elves. http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20181217-the-elusive-hidden-people-of-iceland
When the Orange Dictator learned Denmark wouldn't sell Greenland, he decided to invade a smaller place nearby.
perhaps I'm looking in the wrong places but I'm not seeing the same "where were the parents??" narrative for this new trier hs student that died at 2am stepping on the third rail of a CTA track that we saw with adam toledo
I want to make a Trump documentary called Oaf of Office and sell it on the streets but it just a DVD of Rick Astley in 480p
You know I just got some delta 8 dabs and the windy city cannabis in worth has the same "ice cream cake" delta 9 flavor dabs. I wonder how many tinder hits I would get for "blind weed taste test, mini golf, and red stars game". ******** why do I need to work Saturday? Also why is Illinois trying to ban delta 8? Seems a bit backwards. Probably has to do with the fact I could buy 20g for $50 fill 20 carts and sell them for $40 a piece without any licensing or taxes? Nah can't be it. I really should get on that. I hate capitalism so much but, might as well join em if you can't destroy em right?
Damn it. I was just in Walgreen's & heard Rick Astley throughout the store. You fated it to happen. Still, it WAS better that listening to the Delusional Orange Mussolini.
Happy ********ing Monday. A coworker actually asked me why I was so angry the other day. Hmm I wonder why https://eand.co/how-capitalism-taught-americans-to-love-exploitation-5db12d3a6e93
Actually, it is worse than an evidentiary issue. The former prosecutor Bruce Castor refused to prosecute Cosby back in 2005 (when he committed the sexual assault), so Cosby could be forced to provide a deposition in the civil case. Essentially, he could not "plead the fifth" in the deposition. As such, the Supreme Court determined that Cosby should never been prosecuted, much less convicted and incarcerated. I should mention I have, but have not read, the decision (which is 79 pages in length). I doubt that I will read it as I don't give two craps about Bill Cosby, the rapist piece of crap. I may have to read it for my criminal class this Fall, but not now. If the name Bruce Castor sounds familiar, he was the asshole "Philly" lawyer who represented Donald Trump in the second Impeachment.
That look on his face when the otherwise handtame German foreign minister happened to be a former radical lefty telling him to fuc k off with his war on Iraq
Global warming? Also ******** this holiday. I refuse to celebrate a country that gives so little ********s about the people that live in it