My memory is hazy. I recall winning it one year but that was quite a while ago. If I did win in 2019, call it early onset Alzheimers.
So... do own goals count as the Crew scoring? I'm not sure. And, if they don't count, that means Swamp Hunters isn't triggered... Decisions. Decisions. I can be bought.
To quote the poll: Crew score 3 or more goals and win by 2! The goals weren't scored by the Crew. So says the Assistant Referee.
Aw... who am I kidding? I love showering you fine folks in Grouchy™ Points! And I'm not going to risk angering my fans... I wouldn't call it a Master Class, but the result gives a point to these real posters of genius: @Minnman, @POdinCowtown, @Bill Archer, @KHT_Crew, @LastOfEleven, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @runningoz, @TKyle, @SLSHOT01, @TyphonInc, @associa_tionfootball, and @Russ Freistat. And here come the Swamp Hunters to collect three massive points: @Ch(Elsey), @Robbo Crewfan, @hardhead, @Tobias C, and @jairadballerina. Congrats on scoring your first point, @CBusAlex and @Arthur_Maggot. Way to guess gooder than beforer. And mad props to @hangthadj for breaking into the scoreboard in style. See, kids, Scot is right! Now let's go riot at the stadium. *grumble-grumble*
I didn't say mean things about your bae. I just reminded him that it shows integrity to admit when you are wrong!
Well I say @chr1st was ever so wise in his decision to award three Grouchy Points for the Swamp Hunters.
I feel like I should start betting the same way I pick grouchy scores. The minute I do though I'll start losing like crazy because karma.
... ... ...Grouchy™ Points... The SC stands for sucky club. @LaMacchia and @DGA57v2 get points. Whee.
Columbus SC is dead. Long live Grouchy™ Points? Let us pray the restoration of the Crew heralds a return to goaling the ball and winzzz. Oh, and enjoy the point, @Hamburgler03, @TKyle, and @TRUJDUB. Savages.
I think you should post all of the poor souls with 0 grouchy points, it will motivate them to make better predictions!
Columbus Crew, we love you! Score some Grouchy™ Points, woo-hoo! The New Crew are undefeatedable! And these doinks owe a case of Kyle Brews to Zelarayán for their good fortune: @Dan Milton, @KHT_Crew, @redi44crew, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, and @boomshea. Also, let us all welcome @DAFCrew, @OzweegoSC, @Crew96Fan, and @Schellotor to the board. Ya finally did it, ya dingos.
You cannot defeat the Columbus Crew. You can only hope for a swift and painless 2-1 loss. And Grouchy™ Points, ya dingoes! The Crew goaled the ball and y'all snatched some points. Beware, here be "Win by one goal"ers: @Pauncho, @Bill Archer, @west ham sandwich, @DAFCrew, @redi44crew, @stanger, @Crew96Fan, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB, and @TyphonInc. Plus, a warm welcome to @zman31, @TracieB, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, and @SimonKenton’sRevenge to the board with your first point. You aren't complete failures! But... all hail the Brave Ball Goalers: @Hamburgler03, @POdinCowtown, @Ch(Elsey), @TrueCrew, @LastOfEleven, @hardhead, and @Ueberjames. And way to make a splash with your first TWO points, @KCbus and @614life! All hail @Grouchy! All hail his Points!
Chr1st, due to the great void that is the international break, would you please bestoweth on thus your thread followers the opportunity to be grouchy for USA Nations League Games.... ?