Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021 Why hullo, my delicious lovelies. Rejoice! The game everyone has been talking about—nay, clamoring for—has returned. (Yay!) Played out over the course of a grueling season, this mighty contest will test your mettle… AND PUSH THE LIMITS OF YOUR MIND! (BAAAA?!!) No, it’s not Sheep League. (Boo!) I’m sorry! I’m not @cleazer! (HISS!) Oh gawd, who gave you all this rotten produce?! (YAY!) Annnnnnnnd… SCENE! So… uh... GET YER GUTS IN GEAR FOR THE GROUCHY™ POINT CUP! LET US PLAY The name of the game is the Grouchy™ Point Cup. The Grouchy™ Point Cup is the name of the game. It’s easy to play, and it tastes good, too. Don’t trust me? Check out the very official RULES & REGULATIONS. Kurzgesagt: Show off your soothsaying savvy by skillfully selecting the specific(ish) score of each Crew regular season match (and more!!) in the pre-match thread. Win a point (or points?!) with each lucky guess demonstration of your precognitive prowess! And any idiot everyone is welcome to play. Whomever has accumulated the most points by the end of the season will be crowned champion (but you knew that already, didn’t you?). Maybe, just maybe, someone will care about your pointless achievement on a crappy internet forum! It could happen. Probably not. Standings will be tracked here. I may periodically post the results in this very thread. You jerks seem to enjoy crap like that, so I’ll endeavor to make it happen. No promises because I’ve got a real life and a real wife and both are real mean. ALERT: Please be sure to vote on the poll in this thread as it will be used as a tiebreaker, if needed. You got two weeks. You been warned, kid. SUPER ALERT: I may miss your tally for a match if you don't vote on the pre-match poll, so... PLEASE VOTE BEFORE THE POLL CLOSES. Oh, and let me know if I mess up your vote or don't award a deserved point. I’ll fix it, unless your name is @Kyle Crew. That guy can get fukt. SPEAKING OF PRE-MATCH THREADS… I DON’T OWN THE RIGHT TO POST THREADS. IF YOU’RE EAGER TO SHITPOST ABOUT AN UPCOMING MATCH AND I HAVEN’T MADE A THREAD YET, MAKE LIKE NIKE AND JUST DO IT. WON’T HURT MY FEELINGS NONE AND YOU’RE PROBABLY FUNNIER AND MORE HANDSOMER THAN ME. IF YOU MAKE A PRE-MATCH THREAD, I ONLY ASK THAT YOU INCLUDE A POLL AND MAKE THE RESPONSES VISIBLE. @Big J 0526, FEEL FREE TO KEEP MAKING THREADS ‘CUZ YOU ROCK. THIS IS A LOT OF CAPS. With that being said... May your picks be true. Lose by two (or more). All hail Grouchy! … .. . And, as they say in my hometown, watch your back. (dIcktatEd butt knot red~)
All I am saying is that you have never been seen in the same room at the same time as JC... others can draw their own conclusions.
No "Canadian win" or "we deserve butter" options? Meh ... This is awesome, though. Going to leave the above image on my tablet all day or until Mrs Grouchy tells me to turn it off because it's freaking her and the cats out.
One game down. Too many cmart people. A whopping 22 jerks galaxy-brained individuals took a point. Hats off to @Pauncho, @Kryptonite, @Minnman, @Bill Archer, @Ch(Elsey), @TrueCrew, @GoCrew1996, @110toyourleft, @redi44crew, @LastOfEleven, @DrunkandDisorderly, @WhiteHartShame, @HailtotheKing, @Ueberjames, @Big J 0526, @the_rickler, @Jaybir, @runningoz, @TKyle, @TyphonInc, @boomshea, and @Paul171121. Good job. Now stop it.
Grouchy™ Points! Grouchy™ Points, here! Come get your hot, fresh Grouchy™ Points! Crew win by one AND the 2nd leg special hits! That means @Big J 0526 is clearly cheating and 17 yokels score. Welcome to the winner's circle, @KHT_Crew, @TrueCrew, @jairadballerina, @Sagz, @west ham sandwich, @djtrinidad, @hardhead, @the_rickler, @boomshea, @associa_tionfootball, @Russ Freistat, @Dan Milton, @Pauncho, @Robbo Crewfan, @Big J 0526 Mr. Cheaterface, @Tobias C, and @soccerdad72. Take your filthy points and get outta here.
The Crew un-win, but at least we still have Grouchy™ Points! Only three winners because y'all got high on the Crew supply. Puff, puff, pass, @Hamburgler03, @Sagz, and @LastOfEleven!
My apologies for continually dragging you back to this hellhole. I hope you haven't suffered too much brain damage.