Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    My post was in reference to lack of class or civility from Sergio Conceicao, as well as the rest of his Porto constituents (including his midget son). It had nothing to do with Porto's performance, so congratulations to Porto on their accomplishments yesterday, qualifying for the quarter-finals a record 7th time, more than any other club outside the top 5 clubs. Astounding accomplishment.

    That being said, their coach is a prick, his son is a douchebag, Fernando Saul is a clown, and Sergio Oliveira is a little bitch. Their achievements don't change the fact that their an organization of insufferable, classless cunts.

    Hopefully, I didn't hurt your feelings too much. Maybe a find a safe space somewhere where you won't feel insulted by strangers on the internet.
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Could be worse. Could be making history as the club with more European finals losses than any other club in history. That's a record 8 European Finals losses.

    What a goal! What a header!





    Let's not forget my all-time favorite:



    Gotta love history!
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    You make it sound like Porto has a bunch of BdCs :D
     
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  4. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    [emoji1787][emoji1787]

    I’m sorry our supporters aren’t as perfect as every single Sportinguista.

    Maybe our president should organise for our players to get attacked.
     
  5. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Hahahahah almost! I'd say BDC had some justification when he said the shit he said. What's Conceicao's justification for being a prick his entire career? Or Sergio Oliveira for trying to shit on SCP because they couldn't beat them.
     
  6. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    You talk like no Sportinguista has ever been a prick or complained about a result. A bit rich mate.
     
  7. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    I admit Sergio C is a hot head, has been since he was a player and will never change except a couple of years back when he was all emotional and sounded like a quitter when Porto lost everything.

    It's like the WWE, The promos are all arranged. Oliveira was doing his part.
     
  8. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    I actually admire Oliveira's passion. Dudes a baller for sure.
     
  9. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Maybe. But a coach, a club official, and 3 players crying all at once while simultaneously whining about referees and hanging banners about their butthurt despite the fact that they are setting records for most PKs given in a season? Unlikely.
     
  10. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Imagine being so trash you get featured on CNN!
    http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/football/03/10/champions.bayern/
    Oooof
     
  11. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Beats setting the record for 8 European Finals losses, but you're Canadian, so you know what it's like to choke and suck at virtually everything.

    Also, pretty embarrassing that all the big papers in the US even recognize how corrupt and pathetic Benfica is:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/sports/soccer/portugal-benfica-football-leaks.html

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/10/sports/soccer/benfica-leak.html
     
  12. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    #6612 eurodad, Mar 12, 2021
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    Yet Canada is consistently one of the top countries in the work to live in ( ahead of USA) and we have never stooped so low as to attack our capital. So USA suck at plenty of things. Those that live in glass houses.........:ROFLMAO::D:p
     
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  13. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Doesn't Cali want to join Canada?
     
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  14. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Ya I think Trudeau turned them down because their weed is not strong enough. lol
     
  15. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I meant in a sports-related nature.

    But I hear the maple syrup is amazing.
     
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  16. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    A Canadian team ended the dynasty of a certain cali team en route to becoming campeao.

    Klay has never recovered from the Toronto chorizo he endured
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Way to leave out the context of a KD torn achilles and a Klay Thompson torn ACL. And you could still barely beat them :ROFLMAO:

    Funny, Kawhi wanted nothing to do with that garbage dump Toronto. Freezing cold tundra of fat ugly chicks everywhere. I can see why he bounced immediately.
     
  18. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I still dont think you realize USA has the highest obesity rate in the world
     
  19. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    For sure, in parts of the south and midwest. Sucks for them I guess. But I've been to Toronto twice, and....Yikes. Bunch of whales trying to stay warm. No wonder Kawhi split. It'll be the closest thing to success Toronto has seen since the 70s. Talk abut irrelevancy.
     
  20. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Lead cut to 8 points
     
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  21. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Porto into 2 half still losing 0-1 they are really missing Oliveira
     
  22. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Make that 0-2 now after Porto make 3 subs
    Porto are shit every time they play the English clubs
     
  23. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Porto cagou. Zaidu is dog shit and Corona with the assist of the season.

    Honestly, ya love to see it. What an insufferable team. Glad they're nearly eliminated.
     
  24. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    Porto had their chances. Finishing sucked badly
     
  25. Nani_17

    Nani_17 Member+

    Nov 3, 2011
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    You know, Toronto ranks the third healthiest city in North America. I know dumb people aren't really into facts, but speaking out of your ass usually never works out. I'm also positive someone like you isn't getting girls anywhere. You'd be a much more pleasant person if you got laid on occasion.
     

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