The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Where do I sign up? Voice and Cheer competitions! Under Soccer they have the legendary Doral U-12 today! What luck to find it just in time!
     
  2. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    They have not only Wrestling, but also Grappling! AND Combat!

    Their DirtOnDirt offerings are sure to be superior than other services!
     
  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They had FCK until recently when the bonehead mznzgement reslized that nobody wanted to pay 20 bucks a month for it.
     
  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nothing more shocking than settling in to zone on some tube for a bit only to scroll through 8,750 shows and not finding one damn thing worth watching
     
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  5. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No kidding.

    Though, I won't lie: When I just want to zone out I generally go to HBOMax and their catalog of Turner Classics.

    Or Cheers.
     
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  6. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Traveling by air for the first time since pre-COVID, I was in Tampa and was wearing a Crew mask. There was a guy on the tram who said "I like your mask, I just realized what the logo is." We chatted about the Crew. He said that he was from Austin and that he was a season ticket holder. He had to explain to a traveling companion about the "special relationship" that Austin has with Columbus. I stated that in all my years in Columbus, I had never seen a city council meeting live stream, but I've seen a couple from Austin! I asked if there were "things to do" around the McKalla stadium and they said yes. Interesting, they said that UT dominates Austin downtown and there was no chance of having the stadium them. We wished each other well and agreed that next season would be one to look forward to.

    Meeting a "Tree FC" fan is something that I knew would happen eventually. I'm pleased that my anger has subsided enough that I could carry on a respectful conversation with them. I feel that it was a good way to put that moving madness firmly in the past. It was a catharsis that was not expected.
     
  7. BlacknGold

    BlacknGold Member

    Sep 10, 2008
    Houston
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Now my memory is in a hungover haze right now, but I do not think this is technically true. GGG was suspended a game back in 2017 (completely warranted btw) and Josh was the 'interim' head coach for the following game against TFC. So I think the proper thing to say here would be that ol' Joshy has never won a single game as head coach in MLS, and is on a traitorous level similar to Tyson Wahl.


    And as you said, these guys are gonna suck BIGLY.
     
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  8. BlacknGold

    BlacknGold Member

    Sep 10, 2008
    Houston
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because I am so used to disappointment with this league, it would not surprise me if Sinclair bought up the the rights for everyone. Put them on the necessary RSN in certain markets and OTA in the rest, then throw match replays on their STIRR app next to re-runs of Battlestar Galactica.
     
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  9. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Small world. I’m in Tampa this week too!!
     
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  10. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, the league could definitely find a way to sign that contract.

    I've stated elsewhere that I'm hopeful the league uses this opportunity to "meet the fans where they are." The easier they make it for fans to that want to watch their games in the ways they want to watch them, the better. The 190k average viewership indicates they don't have much to lose.
     
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  11. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What's wrong with Battlestar Galactica?
     
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  12. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    Serious question -

    What hire could Austin FC make that you would consider a good one?
     
  13. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Tropical Storm Sally meant our Sunday weather was colder (80) and rainy, but that didn't stop us from being in the pool and at the beach. Enjoy your trip!
     
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  14. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Jürgen Klopp

    :p
     
  15. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    I think the Josh Wolff hire makes sense. First time coaches are always a gamble but he's had positive feedback on his time here. It was only a matter of time before someone took a chance on him.
     
  16. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your mom
     
  17. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    /thread
     
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  18. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Serious answer:

    Blow me you maggot
     
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  19. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  21. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    I'll let her know.
     
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  22. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
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  23. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, that's now a feature. Where else can you tailgate INSIDE the stadium?
     
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  24. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Considering the blather about "ambition" and wanting to be the next Atlanta, you should have expected someone with actual head coaching experience.

    But, in typical Fratass McTrustfund reality, he went cheap.
     

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