PBP: Matchday 33 99.999% eliminated Crew vs Already clinched playoffs lol Poop FC Sunday 9/29/19 5:00 PM

So what's the deal with that? Do they bring, like, Llamas and Emus to pet?

 

Smoking monkeys?

 

Yesterdays million dollars is today's BILLION dollars!

 

What line up do you want to see ?


This is what we may see :
Zardes
Mokhtar-Santos-Diaz
Artur-Guzman
Maloney-Mensah-Keita-Afful
Room

but Zardes, Mensah , Santos and Diaz are 4 guys we have depth behind and could bench to ensure we don’t sustain a catastrophic injury while defensively we likely only have 5 guys healthy

Last home gm and a near sellout give me :
Zardes
Santos -Sosa-Diaz
Trapp-Artur
Maloney - Keita - Mensah -Afful
Room

 

This article is embarrassing. It's about Porter teaching dilatory tactics so we can hang on to late leads better. No mention if the reporter asked about the unused sub from last match.

https://www.dispatch.com/sports/20190929/columbus-crew-knows-it-must-learn-to-finish-off-wins

 

No pre-game show?

 

Never mind. Bez on.

 

Jesus, Trapp, Artur and Guzman all starting. WTF?

 

Jesus would be far better.

 

How was that a foul on Zardes?

 

Can we trade Guzman to the Bimbos for the rest of this game?

 

Don't know why and I'm not complaining. My wife, who would be late to her own funeral, would have made us 40 minutes late to a 5pm kickoff. With a delay, only missed fifteen...

 

Looking at the radar, It looks like it shouldn't take too long for the storm to pass, maybe a half hour at the longest I'm guessing?

 

I hope so my feet hurt already .

What was the starting line up ? It looks like a 4-1-4-1

 

Was watching on Hulu and not a big fan of watching golf analysis no matter how many spectacular drone shots are used so switched over to a music playlist and the second song was Motörhead's "Thunder and Lightning".

Who wants to guess which song will be playing when play resumes? My guess in bold.

1. Fight
2. One Night Stand
3. Teach You How to Sing the Blues
4. Rock Out
5. Don't Waste Your Time
6. Going to Brazil
7. Stay Out of Jail
8. R.A.M.O.N.E.S.
9. Sucker
10. Life's a Bitch
11. Terminal Show
12. See Me Burning
13. Civil War
14. On Your Feet or On Your Knees
15. (We Are) The Road Crew - ( can't happen on a home game, right? )
16. Sacrifice
17. Assassin
18. Louie, Louie
19. Jumpin' Jack Flash
20. Sympathy for the Devil
21. Rock It
22. Speedfreak
23. Bye Bye Bitch Bye Bye
24. I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)
25. Killers
26. We Are Motörhead
27. Ace of Spades
28. Motörhead
29. Overkill
30. Eat the Rich
31. Rock 'N' Roll
32. The Game
33. Orgasmatron

 

I don't know, but it played as a reflection of the talent we fielded: only 3 players with any attacking skills whatsoever.

With Mokhtar, Accam and Argudo on the bench.

Amazing.

 

Could use that roof right about now... 😅

— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) September 29, 2019

No shit.

 

mlssoccer.com shows it as a 4-3-3.

Diaz and Santos the wide forwards/wingers

Artur Guzman Trapp midfield.

 

#MokhtarMasterclass

 

Guy's I don't want to get ahead of ourselves here, there is still one more game to go. But this team just might finish the season as a Top 20 team in TheMLS.