If too many people try the math themselves, @Knave might get it into his head he has no responsibility to us to provide this thread.
No, you can math all you want. Just DON'T POST YOUR OWN DAMN TABLES!!!! And take your derision with grace. (Unless you are a Crewligan. Than please keep embarrassing yourself.) There's a reason that @Knave is the one and only TRUE representative of our dear Lord, Toast Jesus. Several acolytes have tried to usurp the authority, and proclaim their own heresy as doctrine, but truth must be distilled through our most humble and faithful arbiter of His Toastiness' will. All Hail the Toast Pope! Oh, and you should really start this thread during the All-Star break.
Some of us are on the list for bugging him to give us permission to enjoy toast. Others, like you and @JasonMa ,are on there for entirely different reasons. All hail the Deliverer of Toast!
Let's try not to make this thread full of these types of posts this year. Last year it got way out of hand and like the fish puns, it gets tiring. Halibut is close to hell of it. LOLOMG! Flounder is a fish, but can also mean something else. *slapkneez Dad jokes videos are funny. BigSoccerposters are not as funny, especially after the joke has been told repeatedly over the last few years. Thou shalt not maketh this thread full of dread. -the book of toast thread 3:59 Let's keep this thread N&A please!
Zomg you guys are so funny... like totes hilar. 65 posts into this thread and only 1 is useful. Twitter is officially better than Bigsoccer. Even Reddit is better. This thread perfectly illustrates why traffic and content quality on this site has died over the last few years.
Oh nos! The guy who I only ever remember posting constantly about how he has @crookeddy and @NashSC on ignore has put me on ignore. What a blow to my ego Thanks for adding to the useless post count....standard BigSoccer.
The day you become a moderator is the day this forum officially dies...much like Sacramento's MLS chances.