Its back for another season - SHEER MUPPETRY ELIMINATOR / KNOCKOUT CUP & CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS CUP. The Sheer Muppetry Eliminator-Cup Will Kick off in week 1. (Culminating in the two other competions later in the season) Congratulations to last seasons worthy winners Sheer Muppetry Eliminator - FERGYREDNOSE2 (ENGLAND) Sheer Muppetry Knockout Cup - GLORYDAZE (USA) Sheer Muppetry Champion Of Champions - FERGYREDNOSE2 (ENGLAND) The Rules are simple. The team with the lowest score in a given game week will be eliminated. You do not get to carry additional points forward, so a high score one week guarantees nothing as you can still be eliminated the next week just as easily as anyone else. In the event two or more teams are tied, then the tiebreakers will be: 1. Which team scored more points without captain points being doubled? 2. Which team scored more points without the benefit of auto-subs? 3. Which team had more points scored by its bench? The team that has scored fewer points on any of these levels is the team that is eliminated. The other team(s) survive and live to fight on. If these 3 tiebreakers do not break the tie, then the all tied teams will be eliminated. Depending on how many teams are eliminated, Bye weeks will be granted to the remaining teams until competition is back on course with teams to week ratio. Good luck to all managers and may the best manager triumph.
If the Sand League does the FPL draft thing I assume we'd be inelligibe for the All Rocks cups like this one.
You can all relax and enjoy your sunday ! As the first team to get the 'chop' this season is ........Soccer Steve with a big fat 0pts (the result of fielding an 'illegitimate' team unfortunately). All Rocks teams eliminated : Week 1 - Soccer Steve - 0pts. Good luck to all for next week.
The results are verified ! And the second team to get the 'chop' this season is ........Tips Terrierss with 27pts (only Martial putting up any sort of resistance - capt Kane flops with just 4pts ). Hang your head in shame my friend ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve (USA) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Tips Terriers (USA) - 27 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek.
Apologies and thanks ! (i don't know how i missed that one) And the second team to get the 'chop' this season is ........BIGGERBOAT with 24pts (Capt Salah earns just 6pts !). A truly poor score ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve (USA) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat (AUSTRALIA) - 24 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek.
The results are in for Gameweek 3 And the third team to get the 'chop' this season is ....... FC ST PAULI with 23pts (Capt Kane earns just 4pts ! even James with 6pts outscores him ). A truly miserable showing ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek.
The results are in for Gameweek 4 And the fourth team to get the 'chop' this season is ....... REAL NEWARK with 27pts - Capt Sterling earns just 6pts ! (tell me about it !). A truly miserable showing ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek.
The results are in for Gameweek 5 And the fifth team 'walking the plank' this season is ....... KEYSERSOZE WANDERERS with 22pts - Capt De Bruyne earns just 2pts ! . A truly horrendous score ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek.
The results are in for Gameweek 6 And the fifth team getting the boot this season is ....... SASHA JUNIORS with just 20pts - Capt Mane the only player worth mentioning and he only earns 4pts ! A truly horrendous score and the lowest so far - shame on you ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Week 6 - Sasha Juniors ( USA ) - 20 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek
The results are in for Gameweek 7 And the Seventh team getting the boot this season is ....... FC EPIKOINOS with 29pts - Capt Salah earns just 6pts and the only other player worthy of a mention is Ings with 9pts. A poor score (considering he took a minus 8) All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Week 6 - Sasha Juniors ( USA ) - 20 pts. Week 7 - FC Epikoinos ( USA ) - 29 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek
The results are in for Gameweek 8 The Eighth team getting the boot this season is ....... TIPS TERRIERS with 19pts - Capt Kane earns a paltry 4pts ! A truly horrendous score and the lowest of the season so far ! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Week 6 - Sasha Juniors ( USA ) - 20 pts. Week 7 - FC Epikoinos ( USA ) - 29 pts. Week 8 - Tips Terriers( USA ) - 19 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek
When you are calculating the team to be eliminated this week, be advised that Locomotiv Lewisham's score needs to be reduced by 12 points for fielding two illegal transfers. See the Sand League Transfer Thread for the post that explains the transaction.
The results are in for Gameweek 9 The Ninth team getting the boot this season is .......GLORYDAZE with 26pts - Capt Mane earns a paltry 4pts ! A poor score indeed (I have taken into account the minus 12pts for Locomotive Lewisham but he scrapes through on 29pts !) All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Week 6 - Sasha Juniors ( USA ) - 20 pts. Week 7 - FC Epikoinos ( USA ) - 29 pts. Week 8 - Tips Terriers ( USA ) - 19 pts. Week 9 - Glorydaze ( USA ) - 26 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek
This is always my favorite tournament. Sorry to be bailing out so early this year but it was thoroughly deserved. My team was miserable.
The results are in for Gameweek 10 We have a tie for lowest score for the remaining teams this week ! Both COLDDOGSOUP and JOURNEYMEN earn a respectable 39 pts. To decide who goes we have to apply the rules as stated in my first post which clearly states .... In the event two or more teams are tied, then the tiebreakers will be: 1. Which team scored more points without captain points being doubled? 2. Which team scored more points without the benefit of auto-subs? 3. Which team had more points scored by its bench? Colddogsoup had Capt Abraham for 10pts - Journeymen had De Bruyne for 12pts. Therefore Colddogsoup survives by just 1pt (34 to 33) and Journeymen is eliminated - very unlucky my friend !! All Rocks teams ELIMINATED so far : Week 1 - Soccer Steve ( USA ) - 0 pts. Week 2 - Biggerboat ( AUSTRALIA ) - 24 pts. Week 3 - FC St Pauli ( USA ) - 23 pts. Week 4 - Real Newark ( USA ) - 27 pts. Week 5 - Keysersoze Wanderers ( AUSTRALIA ) - 22 pts. Week 6 - Sasha Juniors ( USA ) - 20 pts. Week 7 - FC Epikoinos ( USA ) - 29 pts. Week 8 - Tips Terriers ( USA ) - 19 pts. Week 9 - Glorydaze ( USA ) - 26 pts. Week 10 - Journeymen ( CANADA ) - 39 pts. Good luck to all for the next gameweek
I'm going to go look back at some old files, but as the original creator of this renamed competition, it sure feels like I would have included a rule in the tiebreakers that ColdDog automatically gets a -2 in the event of any ties... But maybe I'm just mixing things up...
pheeewwww, hanging by the hair on my chinny chin chin a couple times this season...shit may have to grow a hipster bear to be safe