IT'S A CREWSMAS MIRACLE, HANGTHADJ: Columbus Crew vs The Four Seasons Energy Drink | 3/2/19 4:30 PM

Columbus Crew vs New York Red Bulls

MLS Regular Season Match - Saturday, March 2, 4:30 PM - MAPFRE Stadium

Broadcast: Who knows?! But ******** that; get your ass to MAPFRE!

Links: MLS Match Center

Previous Meeting:
November 11, 2018 @ Red Bull Arena
Columbus Crew SC 0, New York Red Bulls 3

Notes:
WE DID IT, CREW FAM!

• The Crew: SAVED
• Shitty owner: EJECTED
• New owners: AMAZING
• New coach: OKAY
• Livers: BATTERED AND BRUISED BUT READY TO REPORT FOR DUTY
• Love: ONE

What a joyous time of the year! The season of redemption is upon us. Who will be our hero (Pipa), and who will be our villian (Meram)? There is only one way to find out... LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

We can get the 2019 campaign started on the right foot by smashing those ********ing Jersey punks. Then... win all the trophy! ME HAPPY!!

Discuss.

 

The Night Before Crewsmas
as told by @Hamburgler03

Twas the night before Crewsmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Scouse.
The stockings were hung by the lockers with care,
In hopes that St Lamar Hunt soon would be there.

The supporters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of tifos danced in their heads.
And mamma in her scarf, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a late winter’s nap.

When out on the pitch there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like Jacob Thomas,
Tore open the curtains and threw off the valance.

The moon on the breast of the game day mow
Gave the lustre of matchday to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature bench, and eleven players.

With a little old owner, so kindly but blunt,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Hunt.
More rapid than eagles his players they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now O’Rouke! Now, Oduro! Now, Arrieta and Glauber!
On Marshall! On, Speas! On Hebrew Hammer!
To the top Higuain! To the top Tyson Wahl!
Viana and Williams, dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the table’s top the players they flew,
With plenty of wins, and St. Hunt too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each soccer boot.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Lamar Hunt came with a bound.

He was dressed all in kit, from his head to his toes,
And his clothes were all colored with Black and Gold.
A bundle of goals he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the teeth when he smiled were as white as the snow.

A rolled up program held tight in his fist,
And an Urso lapel pin for the one who is missed.
He had a kind face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And blessed all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his players, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"MASSIVE Crewsmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

 

YELLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

 

Shut up and take @KHT_Crew's credit, you fool.

 

It... it's beautiful!

 

Black & Gold Week in the run-up to Crewsmas.

**drumroll**

Introducing, Black & Gold Week 2019 🖤💛

➡️ https://t.co/gfDITSwV4W#ForColumbus | #Crew96 pic.twitter.com/Kt6sExOQcp

— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) February 25, 2019

Mon., Feb. 25 - 5:30 p.m. ET
Dinner at Ronald McDonald House*
711 E. Livingston Ave., Columbus, OH 43205


Tues., Feb. 26 - 6:00 p.m. ET
Private 2019 Season Kickoff Party for Season Ticket Members*
The Bluestone | 583 E Broad St, Columbus, OH 43215


Wed., Feb. 27 - 9:30 a.m. ET
Crew SC Pop-Up Shop at The Ohio State University
Ohio Union | 1739 N High St, Columbus, OH 43210


Wed., Feb. 27 - 2:00 p.m. ET
Crew SC Media Day at Eakin Elementary School**
3774 Eakin Rd, Columbus, OH 43228


Thurs., Feb. 28 - 11:30 a.m. ET
Crew SC Pop-Up Shop at North Market
59 Spruce St, Columbus, OH 43215


Fri., Mar. 1 - 11:30 a.m. ET
Crew SC Pop-Up Shop at North Market
59 Spruce St, Columbus, OH 43215

Fri., Mar. 1 - All Day
Black & Gold Friday
Supporters are encouraged to wear Crew SC apparel


Fri., Mar. 1
Crewsmas Eve
Various supporter bars throughout Columbus


Sat., Mar. 2 - 4:30 p.m. ET
Columbus Crew SC vs. New York Red Bulls*
MAPFRE Stadium | One Black and Gold Blvd