We're on the Island of Misfit Toys

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Honore de Ballsac, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    Go ahead and fold this into another thread where I'm sure it belongs, just thought some of you would appreciate my wife's comments about the Quakes' roster of the last many years.

    "How did we end up here? It's like we're the Island of Misfit Toys."

    Laughed for a while at the thought of poor Shea Salinas splashing around at left back, like that bird in the fishbowl. Thought about Beita and Morrow being declared misfits*, getting rescued from Buck Shaw, parachuting to a loving home and winning everything.

    *Re: "misfits": According to Mark (Watford via Canada) Watson we were supposedly not going to be as dependent on crosses. Which, give him credit, was one of the funniest lines in our entire tragicomic saga.
     
  2. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
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    Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box.
     
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  3. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
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    San Jose Earthquakes
  4. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    "Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of stealth and no taste."
     
  5. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, considering that they play in Erector Set Stadium...

    GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! :(


    -G
     
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  6. QuakeAttack

    QuakeAttack Member+

    Apr 10, 2002
    California - Bay Area
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We ended up here due to John Doyle as our GM and a focus on a traditional 4-4-2 empty bucket strategy which is predictable. We have stayed here because our current GM made a poor decision in the first coach and has similar results with player selection.

    I'm somewhat optimistic about moving away from a 4-4-2 focused on wing play and getting the ball primarily to Wondo, but I'm in a "wait and see" holding pattern on player selection.

    Mix in that our youth development started later than most clubs and has not produced much.
     
  7. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    We're on the Island of Misfit Toys or are we Bumbles that bounce?


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  8. Honore de Ballsac

    Oct 28, 2005
    France.
    That was back when we had three guys with 12+ goals in a season.

    Now it's more like:
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