i doubt its anyone involved with the digital side, like Jared or staff at Cambridge Analytica, because they were just investigated. I’m guessing indictments have to do with an earlier phase of the investigation. The obvious choice is Manafort. We’ll see.
Manafort is one of the indictments. I don't think it's just one person. Carter Page, too, most likely.
Hillary was smart to order in advance. "One fellow, Dean Pack, told the reporter that “the government has ordered 30,000 guillotines that Clinton, if elected, plans to use ‘to kill us — Christians and people who believe in the Second Amendment.'” The evidence? “All you got to do is pull it up on the Internet,” Pack said."
The one thing I wonder about that conspiracy theory: did they order mass produced guillotines from factories in France, or did they use the hand-crafted guillotines made by entrepreneurial hipsters in Brooklyn, Austin, Berkeley, and other Democratic strongholds?
Here's a way to revitalize the economy of the Rust Belt - start making guillotines in dried up factory towns in Ohio and Michigan.
The they weren't part of MAGA. Hillary imported them. Shame when the likes of Detroit could have used the work. Oops smurf beat me too it.
"I'm going to make the most beautiful guillotines! Trust me. You could slice the hairs off a caterpillar with these wonderful guillotines...just wait." - HRC
What if they do charge Democrats, would people then know the final nail of the coffin in our democracy.
So then I Googled "Clinton Guillotine Conspiracy." Good lord. Did in not occur to these people that she would've created at least 30,000 new jobs? Those things aren't going to operate themselves. That's a little less than 3 times the current number of coal miners in West Virginia. So do the math: they could triple the employment over what the coal industry is currently providing. Beheading could be incredibly lucrative for West Virginia. And that's if they only run one shift. Imagine if they ran three shifts? They'd have to create a International Brotherhood of Executioners to make sure the welfare of all of these new skilled employees were protected. Of course, it's a limited resource, hell they might even create a beheading bubble -- but in the short term, this could've been a boon to the region. But no. It's not how they think. Always voting against their own personal interests.
Maybe we can get some hog farmers on board. Sustainable method for disposing of cadavers. First you gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Or that disgusting douche Eric Prince will form HeadChopperz, Inc. and outsource executions for Saudi Arabia and other states.
I feel bad for the people losing the talking point that the investigation has been going on forever and turned up nothing. Predictions on the new talking point? Hillary was worse doesn't count.
Collusion was legal AND it was the Democrats fault for not stopping it. Therefore, LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
Yep. Combine that with HerthaBerwyn's "Obama knew and should've stopped it" meme. It's what this anti-American TrumpCo and its enablers in Congress are running with. Republican leaders know some of their members took money from Russian interests too. Why Mitch & Lil Paulie are so subservient to Trump. They were all in on it in a win-at-all-costs clusterf#ck they ultimately couldn't control.