The Onion just one-upped themselves http://www.theonion.com/article/ted-cruz-provides-detailed-response-moderators-que-52433 "Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So ********ing Infuriating"
And the real punch line.... "Cruz’s explanation was cut off by Donald Trump loudly claiming that none of the other candidates’ faces could even come close to how leathery and enraging his is."
Whats infuriating is having to google stuff for interpretation. Almost makes one want to punch someone!
I'm waiting for Cruz to say he has friends, just to see what the fact checkers do with it. I'm guessing "pants on fire."
40% Floridians believe. 'Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer': Senator finds himself the butt of jokes because of his uncanny resemblance to the California serial killer Daily Fail.
A guy selling “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” shirts is using the $$ to fund abortions for low income women in Texas https://t.co/IYrpBPftop— Tierney Sneed (@Tierney_Megan) February 26, 2016 Awesome. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/ted-cruz-zodiac-killer-shirts
Lies!!!!!!! This source says only 10% And by popular demand 10% of FL voters think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, 28% are not sure, and 62% say he isn't: https://t.co/6ZyzOyX2im— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) February 26, 2016
let's be fair. how many people did the zodiac harm? 5? 8? even if it's the 37 he claimed he's far less evil than ted cruz. and this just in: day-umm!looks like a young bernie sanders to me! but even if it turned out Bernie WAS the zodiac i'd vote for him before any of those horror show GOP candidates.
Wash Post debunks Cruz-Zodiac connection. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-debunking-ted-cruz-is-not-the-zodiac-killer/
I'm still waiting for Glenn Beck to deny his possible rape and murder of a young girl. What I mean is,don't hold your breath.
I've been watching American politics for a long time now and, I'll be honest, I don't think I've seen a situation where a major national newspaper published an article detailing why a candidate for president probably wasn't a serial killer. Of course, I'm no spring chicken now so maybe my mind is playing tricks on me.
I read that article as tongue-in-cheek, along the lines of the humor and outrageousness of this campaign season.
of course it's tongue in cheek, that doesn't change the point. as degaulle said about the putsch of Algiers: "gentlemen, what is grave about this affair is that it's not serious".
Worth reading.. My 'horror' year in a Princeton dorm with Ted Cruz: Hangover 2 screenwriter reveals how 'loathed' Texas senator would 'hopelessly chase girls in his bathrobe' Screenwriter Craig Mazin was Cruz's freshman year roommate in 1988. Mazin said he was invited to senior parties as an 18-year-old because people felt sorry he had to share a room with Cruz. Full Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...zin-shares-horror-stories-Princeton-dorm.html
The way he describes it there, (that his hatred of the guy got him laid a few times and invited to parties), makes you think he'd have mixed emotions about him, doesn't it